Toby Flenderson Quotes from The Office (page 4)

Human resources, and Michael's least favorite person.

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1. Where are we?

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2. He couldn't have made it a circle?

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3. Hey.

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4. Well, Kelly's been so upset about Ryan dumping her, that she can't even talk.

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5. Ohh.

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6. Yes, uh some people in the office have complained...

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7. ...about some other people engaging in PDA and, you know I just wanted to remind it's not appropriate to, to do that.

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8. Ok, look the memo is not about you...

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9. Alright everyone, look, it, alright my complaint was about Jim and Pam. So...

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10. Yes.

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11. Hey... you two.

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12. Oh well, you know, those were only for, you know relationships, so... if, if this is just a casual thing, there's no need, really.

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13. Uh huh.

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14. Let's just wait and see what happens. You know?

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15. Let's just wait.

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16. Technically, he's right.

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17. Hey guys. This is my, uh, girlfriend, Amy.

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18. This is everybody else... okay... This is the place... so thanks for the lift.

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19. Absolutely.

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20. I just really like you.

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21. Have a great day!

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22. I wouldn't want to do that now would I?

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23. The lady cop acted like she'd never pulled someone over for driving too slow. And I tried to get out of it with the famous Toby Flenderson 10,000 watt smile. It didn't work.

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24. Damn it.

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25. Yeah.

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26. Yeah.

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27. I remember.

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28. Thanks Kelly.

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29. Colorblind.

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30. It's out of context. It's not the same as driving.

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31. It was Ryan wanted Michael, the subject, to explain the computer system, the object.

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32. To whomever, meaning us, the indirect object. Which is the correct usage of the word.

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33. Well, you know how everyone fast forwards through ads these days? Well, what about an ad in slow motion. You know, if they fast forward through it, it'll just seem normal and it will catch your eye. Plus, uh, the slogan could be: Dunder Mifflin, we adapt to the pace of your business.

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34. I spent three years in advertising before I came here.

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35. I know right? I just want to go, and look at art, and swim in the Adriatic.

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36. Alright, just know that you're not in the Finer Things Club.

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37. Fun?

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38. Really?

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39. What was fun about it for you? Was it the death of the twins?

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40. Did you even read it?

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41. Who was the main character?

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42. He's gonna ruin everything.

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43. I like it just us three. I don't want it to change.

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44. I love The Finer Things Club. My ex-wife used to have a book club, and I would read their book and sometimes listen from the kitchen.

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45. I really didn't think I was going to have a good time, but I did. Totally did.

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46. Oh, it wasn't camping, it was more of a wilderness retreat.

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47. Michael.

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48. Under the stars. It was really beautiful, you should come.

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49. Me, Dan from Buffalo, Mark Chisholm, Jeff from Albany and Ryan, obviously. Made so many s'mores, that I finally had to say, 'No more s'mores, no more s'mores.'

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50. Ryan invited me to go on his wilderness adventure retreat. It was this amazing, beautiful experience

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51. Michael wasn't invited.

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52. Hey Jim.

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53. Hey, I just got the word on the communal birthdays. Great idea.

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54. Yeah...

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55. My birthday was two months ago.

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56. There was no party.

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57. Well, it... there was. But Michael scheduled it for 4:58 on a Friday. You know, people sang in the parking lot.

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58. I don't know, I just thought you could include me.

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59. I just though you could add me. I don't see the harm in that.

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60. I'm allergic to mushrooms.

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61. Michael, I'm your HR Rep. I'm on your side.

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62. Um, can you make it eleven?

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63. ...You know, I, uh, I know a little about what you're going through in a way. Um, when I was a kid, my parents got divorced. They both wanted custody, and they both asked me to testify against the other one in court. So, I don't know, I didn't want them getting divorced in the first place you know? I loved them both so much. I just wanted...

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64. Excuse me.

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65. Forcing your employees to set you up is not a, uh, uh, technical violation of any Dunder Mifflin rule. You know, but neither is forcing them to help you with a shot-by-shot remake of Indiana Jones. Huh-how do you make a rule book like that?

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66. I might have it in here.

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67. It's so random that I have it.

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68. When I put it in I thought it would be a waste of time, but I guess it was worth it.

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69. No.

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70. Sorry guys, but I don't think I tipped him for last year's.

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71. Hey, look what I found in the back. Wanna play? Teach you to throw.

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72. Course you do.

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73. More like 'Everyone let's get your boss laid Saturday.' I have an announcement uh, to make. I am moving to Costa Rica. Thought about it for a long time now. And I'm finally gonna do it. So, I'm just gonna hop the fence and jog home now.

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74. Can I talk to you a second?

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75. Uh, I really think that you need to address what happened with Stanley this morning...

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76. Well, you know, Stanley was openly insubordinate.

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77. Yeah.

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78. He didn't seem like he was joking.

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79. Alright... Well, um, if you really believe that Stanley was joking...

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80. Um, why don't you go ask him that?

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81. You know, Michael, sometimes my daughter's stomach hurts when there's a mean girl at school...

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82. I'd say all the goofing around at Pam's desk, and, and hanging out with Pam, has finally caught up to him... w-with Pam

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83. Well, you can actually fire him.

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84. Well, as you know, Dwight has filed a lot of complaints against you over the years.

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85. But now it's being looked at as more of a productivity issue.

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86. I know, um, but Ryan thinks that, uh, they're not good enough.

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87. Morning.

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88. Good morning, Kelly.

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89. Fine. Good.

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90. As part of my last day I'm training the new Human Resources rep in the ways of the company. Again, the company has allotted for this training-one day.

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91. So this is H.R. This is your desk.

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92. Yeah, it's great, isn't it?

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93. Hey, Stanley...

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94. I want to introduce you to...

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95. Hey Michael.

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96. I'd like to introduce you to my replacement.

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97. Come on.

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98. Michael Scott, this is Holly.

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99. Nothing.

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100. You're-you're not in it.

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