Phyllis Vance Quotes from The Office | Page 7

Yeah.

Season 6 · Episode 12 · Quote 34424

Well?

Season 6 · Episode 12 · Quote 34466

The only Santa.

Season 6 · Episode 12 · Quote 34468

You promised me this. Don't make me get Bob involved!

Season 6 · Episode 12 · Quote 34470

Never mind, I shouldn't have said that.

Season 6 · Episode 12 · Quote 34472

How do you know it's a gun?

Season 6 · Episode 12 · Quote 34520

In the North Pole I spend many nights alone tinkering with toys. So today, let's put a twinkle in Ole Kris Kringle's eye! Let the party begin!

Season 6 · Episode 12 · Quote 34526

All right sweetie, I'll tell her its Michael.

Season 6 · Episode 12 · Quote 34536

This just arrived from the Dunder Mifflin North Pole branch!

Season 6 · Episode 12 · Quote 34551

Ho ho ho! For Stanley! Ho ho ho! You've been very good this year -

Season 6 · Episode 12 · Quote 34556

And this brings us to you, little one.

Season 6 · Episode 12 · Quote 34562

It's a secret.

Season 6 · Episode 12 · Quote 34568

Hi Michael. Mm. 'kay.

Season 6 · Episode 12 · Quote 34685

What?

Season 6 · Episode 12 · Quote 34687

An Xbox it is. Because I've decided you're a good boy.

Season 6 · Episode 12 · Quote 34689

No Bob, we worked it out.

Season 6 · Episode 12 · Quote 34691

I'm sorry,

Season 6 · Episode 12 · Quote 34693

I'm really sorry. It was earlier today.

Season 6 · Episode 12 · Quote 34695

Hi sweetie.

Season 6 · Episode 12 · Quote 34697

I'm good baby.

Season 6 · Episode 12 · Quote 34699

Michael, this isn't a toast. You're just thinking out loud.

Season 6 · Episode 14 · Quote 35081

I sent an email out to everyone in this area that this might be a side effect to my new allergy medication I'm on.

Season 6 · Episode 15 · Quote 35333

No.

Season 6 · Episode 15 · Quote 35335

I did.

Season 6 · Episode 15 · Quote 35338

You don't even like us as friends?

Season 6 · Episode 15 · Quote 35371

I can put on lipstick the way Molly Ringwald does in The Breakfast Club.

Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35477

No, it's 4:35.

Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35556

Good luck!

Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35631

This is ridiculous. We just can't wait here.

Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35710

But you don't know that. I mean, we could be here another half an hour.

Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35712

I have an ice cream cake in the car.

Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35714

Hey!

Season 6 · Episode 17 · Quote 36033

But is there anything relevant to the sales staff here?

Season 6 · Episode 18 · Quote 36328

Honey, if I don't have time to answer an e-mail, I definitely don't have time to walk over to your desk.

Season 6 · Episode 18 · Quote 36345

Finally, Michael. Hand 'em over, numbnuts. But seriously. It's your job to give us those leads.

Season 6 · Episode 18 · Quote 36381

What are you -

Season 6 · Episode 18 · Quote 36398

What the hell do you think you're doing?

Season 6 · Episode 18 · Quote 36402

Are you gonna give me the leads or not?

Season 6 · Episode 18 · Quote 36419

What are these for?

Season 6 · Episode 18 · Quote 36421

Michael, why would we all go to the dump?

Season 6 · Episode 18 · Quote 36476

I think you're remembering that wrong?

Season 6 · Episode 18 · Quote 36507

I don't know about this. I mean, I think we should hold our ground. The company's changed, and if they don't like it, they can leave. I mean, a lot of their work can be done from India.

Season 6 · Episode 18 · Quote 36509

What's the least we can do to make this okay?

Season 6 · Episode 18 · Quote 36537

I guess we could give them some of our new commissions.

Season 6 · Episode 18 · Quote 36540

Oh, if they don't have an iPod by now they really don't want one.

Season 6 · Episode 18 · Quote 36543

Okay, fine. Cash it is.

Season 6 · Episode 18 · Quote 36545

So how about, guys, one percent commission a month instead of two, what do you -

Season 6 · Episode 18 · Quote 36551

Yeah, we wanted to do the right thing. So...

Season 6 · Episode 18 · Quote 36556

Our treats, Stanley, they've accepted our simple offer of treats. Nothing more.

Season 6 · Episode 18 · Quote 36563

Yuck. I'm not going to sit on that disgusting seat.

Season 6 · Episode 18 · Quote 36576

Ten...

Season 6 · Episode 19 · Quote 36600

Eleven, wow!

Season 6 · Episode 19 · Quote 36602

One more, one more!

Season 6 · Episode 19 · Quote 36609

Hmmm, I saw a new drink on TV I'd like to try. I'll ask Bob.

Season 6 · Episode 19 · Quote 36634

Yeah, I love going to bars with Bob. I tend to wear something low-cut, get men to flirt with me, and Bob beats 'em up. What?

Season 6 · Episode 19 · Quote 36635

Hey, you two having fun?

Season 6 · Episode 19 · Quote 36784

Say 'Me eat cookie.'

Season 6 · Episode 20 · Quote 36945

Mm-hmm.

Season 6 · Episode 20 · Quote 36950

I don't get it.

Season 6 · Episode 20 · Quote 37197

You don't know that. Some people can't help oozing sexuality.

Season 6 · Episode 21 · Quote 37335

She just crossed her arms together... that's bad.

Season 6 · Episode 21 · Quote 37337

Michael, you know, it's easy to get fooled. Bob's warehouse guys flirt with me all the time. It... it's mostly harmless. Usually I don't let it go too far.

Season 6 · Episode 21 · Quote 37486

Oh, Michael.

Season 6 · Episode 21 · Quote 37532

I don't think he'd do that.

Season 6 · Episode 23 · Quote 37922

Oh Michael.

Season 6 · Episode 23 · Quote 37942

Hey!

Season 6 · Episode 23 · Quote 37957

Was there a fistfight?

Season 6 · Episode 23 · Quote 38096

And it didn't change your mind.

Season 6 · Episode 23 · Quote 38098

Michael, that's awful.

Season 6 · Episode 23 · Quote 38100

Yes.

Season 6 · Episode 23 · Quote 38102

For your signature.

Season 6 · Episode 23 · Quote 38146

Awww, it's kissing its mommy!

Season 6 · Episode 24 · Quote 38181

Put your hand up, Norma Rae.

Season 6 · Episode 24 · Quote 38197

Look, he's been complaining about this for a while, it's not crazy.

Season 6 · Episode 24 · Quote 38228

I don't know, is it Shadow or Garth, it's something weird, I...

Season 6 · Episode 24 · Quote 38375

You deserve it.

Season 6 · Episode 24 · Quote 38396

Dwight!

Season 7 · Episode 1 · Quote 38427

Luke? Luke!

Season 7 · Episode 1 · Quote 38482

Did you send those samples to Justin at Lehigh Motors yesterday? Because he didn't get 'em.

Season 7 · Episode 1 · Quote 38484

Yeah, but it's like you're saying we should bother Luke.

Season 7 · Episode 1 · Quote 38496

Hey, why can't we bother Luke? He deserves it.

Season 7 · Episode 1 · Quote 38500

Well, take a look. It's all the packages he was supposed to overnight. He never bothered to send them.

Season 7 · Episode 1 · Quote 38541

Yep, I just lost a client cause I swore I sent these samples on time.

Season 7 · Episode 1 · Quote 38554

The mall itself or just the stores in the mall?

Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38693

I'm glad Michael is getting help. He as a lot of issues, and he's stupid.

Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38701

Go get 'em Dwight.

Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38812

It's nice, like Up.

Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 38984

Found him!

Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39128

Your show was really great, Andy.

Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39132

Oh, come on, Andy, you were the highlight.

Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39143

Yeah, I got stung up my dress.

Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39173

God! Wow!

Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39195

That's no pimple Michael.

Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39197

Oh! When you got your new phone, that's when you asked for everyone's attention.

Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39264

The ability to express love physically. It's a magical thing.

Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39345

What? Is Dan okay?

Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39518

Yes.

Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39520

Oh, that's great news for your friend.

Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39522

You know, I forget about milk. This is a terrific reminder.

Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39524

I could try to seduce him.

Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39630

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