Phyllis Vance Quotes from The Office (page 4)

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1. Someone needs to clean it. It smells like popcorn.

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2. Bob and I took rock climbing lessons once.

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3. Michael wasn't invited on Ryan's camping trip. Toby went, but Michael didn't go. He wasn't invited.

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4. Oh!

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5. Hey, Michael. I mean Jim.

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6. Thought we were playing for fun.

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7. But it's closer to you.

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8. Oh, we're in a meeting.

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9. Do you have any idea what time we'll get out of here?

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10. Call us when you get there so we know you're OK.

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11. Michael?

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12. I have a friend who's single.

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13. Sandy. She's gorgeous and she's got a feisty personality, too.

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14. Umm, no, she's a professional softball player.

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15. Umm I don't know Michael.

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16. What are you asking?

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17. No, alright no, she can't fit in a row boat.

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18. Well, I'm setting Michael up with my fat friend anyway, he can just deal with it.

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19. Did the police solve the problem with the...

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20. Elliot.

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21. Jim was supposed to collect it.

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22. I don't understand. Which one is that?

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23. Oh.

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24. We-- we--

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25. Well--

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26. When I was a little girl...

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27. We-we found some wet cement in the park...

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28. In our neighborhood...

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29. What did we write?

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30. That's the dumbest thing I ever heard.

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31. I like your frames.

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32. Oh, well, I'm already married. Boys don't make passes at girls who wear glasses.

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33. I mean, Michael's gone, can't we just go?

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34. What consequences?

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35. Yes.

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36. Hi. Are there any local companies that rent antigravity machines?

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37. That's right. Yeah.

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38. They make you feel lighter...

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39. Okay.

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40. Oh boy. I appreciate your help, but I can't...

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41. Why would you do that?

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42. Really?

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43. Hello Angela.

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44. Can I get a list of your vendors?

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45. Why would you do that?

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46. Sorry.

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47. Kevin, take your shoes off first!

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48. Sorry, Michael, I don't think they're real.

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49. Hey, Kev, I need you to do me a solid and go buy some more barbeque sauce. Okay.

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50. Party planning's a real high. Like a runner's high.

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51. Well, who can do a party of this size? But you're in the business, you must surely know of some other businesses. Okay, well, I JUST WANT A DAMN DANCE FLOOR! Sorry. So sorry, I shouldn't have sworn, I'm so sorry. Um, thanks for your time. What? Sorry, I shouldn't have said 'what' like that, it was really rude.

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52. Jim, I am so f[bleep]ed.

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53. I don't know, I'm not used to the stress.

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54. When I was growing up, my mom said, 'the sky's the limit.' I could do anything. Be a teacher's aide, nurse's assistant, some kind of volunteer. But now, I, I'm not so sure.

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55. And if the food stations are here and here... no! Here and here. Drinks here, then people can mingle. But then where would the band go?

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56. Mmm, no Bob, I don't know.

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57. It's times like these, I wish my mother were with me right now. She'd show me what to do. That's stupid; she's not here. She's at water aerobics for the next forty-five minutes.

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58. Angela, you'll go to the supermarket and get the New York cheesecake. Make sure it's the generic one. It's Stanley's favorite.

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59. Yes, I've replaced Angela as head of the party planning committee. I guess I was just in the right place at the right time.

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60. It's going well.

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61. We lost weight today. I think it's OK to reward ourselves once in a while.

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62. Stanley, Michael's not here. You can eat a slice of your birthday cake.

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63. You said fruit, Michael.

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64. Cake.

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65. Yes you were.

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66. Split the commission?

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67. Are you insane?!

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68. There was no client. Dwight drove me to an abandoned warehouse five miles away and pushed me out of the car. I had to walk home with no money and no phone.

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69. You left me in a bad part of town!

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70. Phyllis Vance for David Wallace.

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71. Why should I have to thank him?

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72. I like her purple dress.

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73. I wonder what people like about me? ... Probably my jugs.

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74. I thought very strongly agree sounded stronger than totally agree.

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75. Thank you, Meredith, this was delicious.

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76. I don't care what she's doing. I just hope she keeps doing it.

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77. During our honeymoon safari in Africa, Bob and I were driving late at night, and he'd been drinking, and suddenly thump. We hit something with our jeep. It was probably a man. We didn't know what to do. We heard the police were corrupt and they might beat us, so we just kept driving as fast as we could. We bribed the airline, got on a plane that night, and fled home. Maybe it was just an ostrich. In a soccer uniform.

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78. Mmm... sometimes her stockings have a run in them.

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79. One time I said good morning to her, and she didn't say it back.

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80. No.

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81. That can't be right.

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82. Hey, I'm collecting for the baby shower.

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83. I know, Kevin.

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84. Look at it as if you're paying for the cake, not the baby. Sheet cake.

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85. I do enjoy being the head of the Party Planning Committee. I'm no longer under Angela's heel, and her little grape head is under mine.

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86. Sorry.

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87. What are you making?

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88. You're making a knife with a knife?

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89. You want to talk about it?

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90. You know I know. You know they know.

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91. Hi.

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92. It's nice to learn new things.

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93. Okay.

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94. What don't you get?

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95. Angela's not really a risk taker. And Andy's not really a risk.

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96. No, it's lettuce.

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97. Where are we going?

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98. Then you need to give her an ultimatum. Tell her she needs to make a choice. You or Andy. If she pick you, great. If not, you can move on.

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99. It did when Bob said I had to stop talking to my sister on the phone so much.

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100. I think it's a fun idea.

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