Phyllis Vance Quotes from The Office (page 6)

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1. A restaurant.

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2. Ryan, hand the phone over.

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3. Me.

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4. Michael, you thought you were attacking corporate, but we were the ones who got hurt. You should be apologizing to us.

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5. Michael, you always said we were a family. Then you went after us.

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6. Michael, just give us our clients back. That's all we care about.

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7. Michael, we have a lot of work to do.

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8. Work.

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9. It's a combo dance house coffee bar.

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10. Aw, what the hell? Hi, Jessica. Is Bob in?

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11. Oh, I'll just duck my head in.

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12. Tell him I'm going dancing downstairs in the storage closet between the bathrooms that used to be a utility shower and he should join me there.

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13. Mmm-hmm.

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14. Hi.

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15. Hey. I like.

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16. Oh! Mother ******!

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17. Back!

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18. [moans in pain]

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19. Wow! Sorry!

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20. It's my back.

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21. Call a doctor.

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22. No. Call Bob.

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23. What? No. I thought we were going to the hospital.

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24. Dwight! Dwight!

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25. I do.

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26. That feels good, Dwight.

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27. Right... mmmm... right there.

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28. An hour? I can't stay here an hour.

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29. But the rattler's so scary.

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30. I think Bob is gonna cheat on me with his new secretary.

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31. When I say it out loud it's so silly.

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32. Wanna dance, Dwight?

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33. I was all-county my junior and senior years.

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34. The girls school?

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35. We've been out here for a while. I don't need this.

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36. Oh, Lord in heaven.

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37. Ow, my ankle!

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38. I... twisted it.

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39. They're not getting married. It's just talk.

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40. There's nothing to know, it's just gossip.

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41. Teri's out of town, Michael.

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42. Teri, Stanley's wife. She's at an interior decorating expo in Philly. Stanley hates crowds, kids, and music. I think you should check your facts.

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43. How far along is Pam?

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44. We have a right to know.

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45. Congratulations!

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46. Again with the cousin.

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47. What's happening to you Michael?

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48. What's going on?

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49. Hey, did you guys register for wedding gifts?

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50. Perfect. I hate registries.

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51. My cousin makes the most amazing romantic birdhouse mailboxes. I know I shouldn't tell you, but you'll still be suprised when you see it. You're not registered for a birdhouse, are you?

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52. Good. Good.

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53. This isn't a game, you know? It's our livelihood!

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54. Not according to the beans.

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55. It's not so much that I might not get a raise. It's just demeaning!

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56. Yeah, I would, too.

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57. I say no.

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58. Michael!

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59. Come on! This isn't fair!

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60. Michael, you cannot just keep avoiding us like this!

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61. Now this is getting ridiculous.

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62. That's funny. Your wife loved this hat the last time she saw it.

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63. I think Pam ran away because she knew deep down she wouldn't be a good wife.

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64. So he won't get caught!

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65. Disgusting...

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66. Good luck Michael, I hope you find what you're looking for.

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67. Wow. Sounds scary.

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68. Michael, did you you fall into a Koi pond?

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69. And when you fell in, did you flounder?

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70. Michael, you make fun of us every day.

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71. So now you're comparing yourself to a cute, tiny animal?

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72. Michael. You know, when you think about it, it's not all your fault. I mean, who puts a Koi pond in a lobby?

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73. We're not mocking, we're watching.

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74. Well, we'll deal with it as it comes.

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75. Yes. Put the DVD in.

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76. This is really nice Dwight, thanks.

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77. Holy crap.

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78. It is rumored that they will recommend declaring bankruptcy.'

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79. You know, I think I'm supposed to say something to Pam, I mean, Deb, OK? I overheard you asking the butler where the pistol was kept.

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80. What does that mean?

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81. Michael, I was doing so well.

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82. Well, I guess that's not-

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83. Lose the twirl.

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84. Yeah, good. Don't do it.

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85. Bob took me to Capello's. We got a little tipsy.

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86. Oh, it's ok. Michael doesn't really care about these things.

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87. It's not like you can fire people or anything.

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88. Ryan.

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89. Sorry. Plastered.

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90. What's 'Scott's Tots?'

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91. Yeah, but in your perfect world, only you get money.

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92. That's fair.

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93. How is that possible? No offense Pam, but how the hell is that possible?

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94. Ooh.

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95. You didn't decorate it?

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96. Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas boys and girls! It's me, Santa Claus!

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97. Yeah!

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98. I have been wanting to be Santa for years. I believe I have the right temperament, and the figure to do the job well. I slipped a note to Jim eleven weeks ago, and he said I could do it. It's been a long journey... but I'm Santa Claus!

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99. It's going to be a very jolly time if you've been good!

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100. Oh then nothing but a lump of coal for you!

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