Phyllis Vance Quotes from The Office (page 8)

Sales rep and Vance Refrigeration spouse.

1,073 quotes · page 8 of 11

1. Uh...

   Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39636

2. This is weird.

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3. It's not gonna get better; he's gonna steal all of our clients.

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4. I don't know, they're both handsome.

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5. I think he-

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6. Oh.

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7. What should we ask?

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8. An asset!

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9. Who takes a kid to Mexico?

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10. Church isn't a party, Michael.

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11. Michael, what am I supposed to tell my clients if they ask about you?

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12. Okay, but what about the bigger corporate accounts?

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13. Here's her carrier, but no Cece.

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14. Who's that?

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15. Who's that?

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16. Which one's Glee?

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17. You know your perfumes!

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18. Are you alright?

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19. I know. I thought you two were nice together.

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20. Made love? I don't know.

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21. I'll see what I can find out.

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22. Erin! Uhm, so how long have you two been going out now?

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23. And I imagine things are starting to heat up?

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24. Of course you don't wanna rush things! I mean the anticipation can be so exquisite. Bob and I took our time. The first time we saw each other naked we didn't even make love, we just stared at each other until we fell asleep. It was magical.

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25. Magical...

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26. You have all of our attention just by screaming anything.

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27. Oh, God. Hold on to your wallets, ladies.

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28. What do we do? How do we stop this?

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29. Yeah, Dwight's right we should drop a bomb.

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30. Well I like being in the same building as Bob. Keeps me honest.

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31. I am jumping.

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32. Yes, I'm jumping.

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33. Yeah, I don't even have a laptop.

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34. Oh God.

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35. Oh, don't be such a baby.

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36. What's the case, Toby?

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37. So is it an open relationship?

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38. Nobody cares about that. Look, you have to make him commit, or kick his butt to the curb.

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39. So you went homemade this year.

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40. Yeah. Money problems, is that what this is about? I mean, oh, dear, I don't think we can help you out.

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41. Are you good at homemade?

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42. Yeah...

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43. Well, I don't think Erin seems to like you.

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44. I think it's good.

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45. I know Sue. She's not that great. And you know her husband's in a wheelchair, right?

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46. I'll talk to her, Michael.

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47. Why wouldn't she?

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48. Follow my lead. Hey, want some company?

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49. Oh, really good, I went to Portugal.

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50. No.

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51. So, I've just gotta know. What's going on with you and AJ?

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52. You didn't break up with AJ at all? I mean, not even for a week to make him buy you a present?

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53. A lot of mines in Scranton.

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54. I'm out too.

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55. Hmm?

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56. Wow.

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57. C.C

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58. I'm clicking!

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59. I am clicking.

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60. Well, if you think it's so easy, Gabe, why don't you try it?

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61. Yes.

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62. Yeah, who wrote it?

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63. Maybe that's not the best one. Keep reading.

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64. No, that's not the one I was thinking of. Keep going.

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65. Yeah, there you go.

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66. Blue Wasabi is so good, but get the cheeseburger. They say they won't do it, but they will if you make a scene.

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67. Mm-hmm.

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68. Yeah, and it's not just the kissing. It's the flirtatious whispering.

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69. If you're just handing them out, I want one too.

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70. Yeah mostly.

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71. It didn't go down so easy but she's made some friends and it's already better than it was.

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72. Uh I don't know if you ever know. And if you wait for the day when your parent to comes to you and says 'I cant take care of myself anymore' its never gonna happen. I have a box of bras under the table if you're interested.

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73. Yeah, real cool. Real power move.

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74. Mmm, whatcha got?

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75. I love their breadsticks!

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76. I have diabetes too. You don't see me making a big deal about it.

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77. How about cupcakes?

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78. The three of us have all been chairmen before.

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79. Yeah that was a surprise...

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80. Please Michael.

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81. I thought he knew about the baby I gave away.

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82. Look Michael, it's a going away present so your hands won't get cold.

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83. It's almost done, but you can't get them wet, and they can't be dry-cleaned either. You have to hand wash without water, wring-dry gently, and use a hairdryer on cool.

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84. It's cute.

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85. What does that even mean?

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86. Do you believe that?!

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87. Hmm, let's hear here out. I would like to hear more about these cakes.

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88. As a person who buys a lot of erotic cakes, it feels good to be represented on one.

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89. Yeah, cupcakes. That's what I said.

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90. You want the 27-26 or the 27-30?

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91. No. I'm on a sale!

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92. Okay...

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93. They're almost done but my knuckles are swelling a little and-

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94. Oh no, they're still not done.

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95. Here.

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96. Yeah.

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97. Okay.

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98. I'm not a feminist, but I think that the men in this office are being given chances that the women aren't.

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99. That's true.

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100. He means the ice pack.

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