Phyllis Vance Quotes from The Office (page 9)

Sales rep and Vance Refrigeration spouse.

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1. You could put your cell phone in it instead.

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2. How's your hearing?

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3. Okay, well, then I want an extra vacation day.

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4. Good morning.

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5. Did you have a nice drive in?

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6. Oh, I'm sure they'll let us know when they get the results.

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7. It turns out that Erin was born in the basic time and region that I gave away a child.

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8. But, probably not, I mean, it was a big year for babies. Porky's had come out.

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9. Mm.

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10. Yeah.

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11. Are you sure this is a good idea? I hate to see you disappointed.

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12. Do you know what it took to get Bob to notice me? I waited in his office every morning wearing nothing but kitty-cat ears. I did that every day for two weeks. And on the tenth day he walked in, he was naked too, except a dog nose. Guess what we did then?

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13. Bestiality. Yeah.

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14. If my daughter were asking me...

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15. I would say, if you want someone, if you really want them,... go get them.

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16. I don't think we should tell her. Angela went a whole day without telling me I had lettuce in my teeth. Screw her.

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17. You know, this is probably is her last chance at a family.

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18. Is it true that you're making Dwight the manager?

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19. He and Kelly said, then they pre-fired me.

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20. Yeah. Yeah, Andy would be wonderful as boss. Erin made a good point.

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21. No, we're not related. I got the call. But... I'll tell her some other day.

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22. It seems like we all know enough to vote. Should we just vote now?

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23. Then what was this all about?

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24. Yeah, it can't be nothing.

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25. Ahhh!

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26. Yeah. Yeah. Oh.

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27. Thanks guys.

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28. C'mon, just say you saw the list by accident.

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29. Yeah, that's all you had to do today was ask about Columbus Day?

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30. Completely.

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31. Well, what about the other guys.

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32. Whew, well. I guess that's that.

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33. Good night, Andy.

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34. I'll start with a side salad, then a chicken piccata.

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35. Ooh, why is it shaped like that?

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36. Andy, don't make us sell this stupid thing.

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37. Wait'.they're terrified?

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38. Yeah, how are we supposed to do that? We can't just press a magic button.

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39. You don't have to thank us for coming in, it's our job.

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40. Ask for Donald, Karen's bananas.

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41. What else you got?

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42. Just wear one of your bowties.

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43. That's still a lot of money!

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44. Yeah.

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45. What? No warehouse guys? I have an important order that has to go out by five. I emailed you about it.

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46. Andy, this is a seriously big order. I can't lose this client.

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47. No..we don't

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48. Yeah, I lost my client.

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49. The first thing I'd buy is new boobs. For my mom. She has the worst boobs. It- It's embarrassing.

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50. Yeah, what's the reason?

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51. Yeah, it's just a picnic.

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52. Why didn't you just say this was to impress Robert California?

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53. Who?

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54. Bob and I are doing this Scranton Haunted Walking Tour.

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55. Wait, they have food there?

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56. I almost wonder if putting nothing on this wall is more Halloween-y.

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57. Is she Asian?

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58. Forest? Did Andy say his girlfriend's from the forest?

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59. Hmm.

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60. Remember we have to give Rigo Escrow their refund by five.

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61. We did our best.

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62. Yeah you have this sexy glow.

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63. No we're not.

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64. Or should I have corndogs. I mean-

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65. Well, this could be fun. I-

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66. I'm in too.

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67. Ooh. Isn't that the one where the guy becomes limitless?

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68. Yeah, sign says 'Begin tour here.'

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69. I don't think I should walk anymore. You know all I had for breakfast was oatmeal, yogurt, coffee, orange juice and toast. Two poached eggs. And then half a sandwich on the bus.

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70. Oh, I like Olive Garden.

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71. Open the door, Jim.

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72. Are you sure? Yeah, it's locked.

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73. Ow! Ee! I sat on my sandwich.

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74. I don't get it.

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75. We have a gym at home. It's called the bedroom.

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76. Aw... He's so tiny. Is he in a ladle?

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77. Is that ladle stainless or...

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78. One, two three!

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79. You know, don't listen to what anyone is saying. You look like a, a princess.

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80. Is that Cici?

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81. That's awful.

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82. Dwight?

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83. He should pay.

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84. What?

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85. Backups.

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86. Oh I know you think that, because that's where the Olympics were held.

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87. Well, I know Elizabeth Taylor's sixth man was Richard Burton. Is that helpful?

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88. Oh, I don't think you're being silly.

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89. Then another woman will get it. We can't allow that. We have to destroy it.

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90. Robert's house is, well....I don't mean to sound offensive, but it's like where a basketball player would live.

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91. How was jury duty?

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92. Did you send him to the slammer?

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93. Oh, I'd love to but, um-

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94. Yeah, my car got smashed visiting one of your clients and I had to have it detailed and they took my meter change.

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95. Yeah.

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96. Why?

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97. I'm sorry, do you have any American Mexican food?

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98. Cookies?

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99. Oh.

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100. No, just go home.

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