Phyllis Vance Quotes from The Office

Sales rep and Vance Refrigeration spouse.

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1. So what does downsizing actually mean?

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2. What?

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3. Well, uh, for decorations, maybe we could... it's stupid, forget it.

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4. I was just going to say, maybe we could have streamers, but that's dumb, everybody has streamers. Never mind.

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5. Yeah?

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6. Well, there's green, um, blue... yellow... red...

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7. Oh, boy... You...

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8. Keep me out of it.

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9. I'd like to play if it's just for fun. I played basketball in school.

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10. I have a sports bra.

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11. I'll do it.

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12. Live and learn.

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13. It's about Michael.

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14. Dwight, get out of here!!

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15. What were you doing in the ladies room?!

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16. Why were you peering over the stalls?!

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17. You are a pervert!

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18. You, are, a pervert!

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19. But where would we...go?

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20. This says 'Bushiest Beaver'.

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21. It's, it's fine.

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22. Dwight, get out of here!

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23. You can't be in here!

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24. Shut up. You're a freak!

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25. You are...

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26. I'm telling Michael.

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27. I'm telling Michael.

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28. Michael, Michael.

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29. Dwight was in the ladies' room and he was looking at me.

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30. He was looking at me in the ladies' room.

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31. That's what I said. He was spying in the ladies' room.

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32. Write him up or I'll take it to Jan.

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33. When?

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34. All right.

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35. All relationships? Eh, even a one-night stand?

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36. I'm the same age as you, Michael.

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37. We're in the same High School class.

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38. Michael! Come on!

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39. You don't have to worry. I'm not going to...

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40. ...report you to HR.

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41. I'll do it.

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42. Are you calling me a ho?

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43. What do you mean?

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44. No.

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45. Oh, you say that every time.

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46. Oh, boy...

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47. Um, The DaVinci Code.

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48. Definitely Jim.

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49. Come on, Pam.

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50. Yeah, I like Oscar.

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51. That's great!

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52. What are you? A monk?

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53. Ass.

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54. Mmm-hmm.

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55. Thanks.

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56. That's the character's name?

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57. Sir, you have some messages.

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58. They're important.

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59. First message is: 'I love you'. That's from me.

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60. Do you think they'll get the account. How come you never answer me?

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61. Does he die?

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62. Tom? He worked in accounting up until about a year ago. Tom? Pow.

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63. Sure.

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64. You tell me. Well, you do mean you and Jim right? Oh God. I am so sorry, I thought, you guys hang out all the time and you're talking all the time. I'm sorry!

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65. Here I go again on my own. Going down the only road I've ever known...

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66. Dwight...

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67. Oh, this isn't good.

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68. You don't even know what I'm talking about.

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69. Oh, I'm sorry. I gave you a penguin.

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70. Yes, I got those cute little ones. Do you think I should have gotten the big ones?

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71. I'm sorry, everybody.

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72. I knitted it for you.

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73. Hi guys.

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74. Does everybody know my boyfriend, Bob Vance?

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75. Yeah.

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76. I'm bringing someone.

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77. I invited someone to the party. Bob Vance. He works at Vance Refrigeration next door. That's how we met. He's my boyfriend.

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78. Where are we going this afternoon?

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79. A furnace?

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80. What does the furnace do?

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81. Michael, everyone in the engine room drowned.

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82. Are you all packed?

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83. Maybe Florida.

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84. So this is...

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85. Oh. Someplace with a pool, then?

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86. Michael, you should stay home and rest.

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87. Um, I had scoliosis as a girl.

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88. Oh, we wouldn't. We love Stevie Wonder.

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89. Angela who would you choose Jim or Roy?

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90. You're gonna compete against us?

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91. 20 cartons of it's coming, on it's way.

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92. I'm good at computer stuff, emails, spreadsheets, all that.

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93. I don't know. I thought that I wasn't going to be asked that...

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94. Really? I thought they were pretty...

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95. ...and a big walk-in closet.

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96. She's real good.

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97. I'm excited about today. I love girl talk.

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98. Mistake.

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99. That must have been hard.

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100. Mmmm, I think we're all okay with the balance we've struck.

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