Phyllis Vance Quotes from The Office (page 5)

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1. We could auction off things we do for each other like cleaning or tennis lessons. My sorority did it all the time.

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2. Move on, Michael.

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3. It's the only gavel I could find.

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4. Oh dear.

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5. Why couldn't have you just said it? Why did you actually do it?

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6. Now you move on.

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7. Well Dwight, I don't think you do. I think you've got your answer.

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8. Well, I just think we all deserve to be with someone who wants to be with us.

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9. I have my hug.

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10. Okay.

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11. Shh. He wears that so he can sleep at his desk. Who are you?

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12. Mm. I like your shoes.

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13. Sure.

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14. I'm sitting right here Dwight.

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15. I almost quit my job so I could be closer to Bob, and we're in the same building.

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16. Hey, I did good too!

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17. It's good!

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18. We're laughing at this cartoon!

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19. Haven't you been following the news? Ther university is using its non-profit status to fund its private real estate investments.

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20. On more week.

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21. Dwight, stop it.

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22. Jim, don't listen to Andy. I think it's so romantic.

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23. Where's your place?

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24. Ohhh...

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25. Hello.

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26. Know what?

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27. I'm sorry. It's the largest one I have.

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28. This is the first Christmas party I am throwing as head of the party planning committee. The theme is 'Nights in Morocco'. This isn't your grandmothers Christmas party. Unless of course she's from Morocco, in which case it's very accurate.

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29. Yes.

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30. Angela. You're going to move this for the party right? It's not on theme.

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31. Alright. You can keep your camel, sheep, elephant and the north African king can stay. Everything else goes in the drawer.

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32. I need you to get rid of the tree.

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33. Thank you.

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34. Oh, I don't think it's blackmail. Angela just does what I ask her to do so I won't tell everyone that she's cheating on Andy with Dwight. I think for it to be black mail, it would have to be a formal letter.

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35. It looks like we're going to be here for awhile, so why don't you make a little plate of hummus for everyone. Little triangles of pita, toasted on both sides, fanned so you can easily can grab them.

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36. And napkins... fanned.

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37. I was waiting until later to hand out this years gifts from corporate. I don't think they're appropriate anymore.

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38. Oh, sorry, it's your job.

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39. You never showed me mercy when you were in charge. Why aren't you wearing the hairnet?

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40. Ok... nice.

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41. That's a halwa shabkia cookie. They serve it during Ramadan.

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42. I need you to put the Christmas tree back up.

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43. I didn't ask you where it was. I told you where it needs to be.

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44. Excuse me?

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45. Okay. Angela's having sex with Dwight. I caught them doing it after Toby's going away party.

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46. Wow, thirteen!

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47. Why isn't Dwight turning around?

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48. Andy's running over Dwight with his car.

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49. Dwight, get out of here!

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50. You've got no taste Stanley Hudson.

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51. Hillary Swank.

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52. She's not hot.

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53. What--

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54. Oh! I forgot my purse.

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55. What in the name of God is going on?!

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56. That's not a good idea, Michael.

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57. He needs to rest.

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58. We bury him?

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59. It is a big deal. You almost killed Stanley.

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60. Let me get you some water.

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61. Hey, this is your apology letter.

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62. I hope he's ok, I feel bad.

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63. Oh, ok.

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64. You forgot her birthday, it was yesterday.

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65. She's out of your league Andy.

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66. Sexually?

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67. There's always a theme.

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68. Hey, why don't you guys come have lunch with Bob and me? We'll take all afternoon. Michael is terrified of bob.

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69. It is so nice to go out with another couple.

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70. I know

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71. He's talking about Michael, Dwight, and Andy.

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72. Okay. Now everyone here who's bowled under 70 raise their hand.

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73. Come on, Bob. Raise your hand.

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74. Yes I do.

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75. Bowling.

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76. Oh sure, a little piece. Ooh, no mushroom though.

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77. Yeah, thank you.

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78. Damn.

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79. Oh, that's the Party Planning Committee. They spend hours planning parties.

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80. It's just me here.

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81. I think he left.

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82. Um, let's see... it's fine.

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83. Andy He's gone.

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84. You don't have to kiss his ass anymore.

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85. I never see him drink. I never see him eat.

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86. No, I swallowed a crown.

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87. It's really cute.

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88. What's wrong with you?

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89. I think you look nice.

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90. You sound worried.

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91. Andy, I think Jim is messing with you.

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92. Mm-hmm.

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93. Maybe, and I don't know, if you had just returned Michael's call none of us would've lost clients.

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94. You mean the clients you stole from us.

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95. It sure looked good on the mannequin.

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96. Well, thanks. I sure wish I had more time to talk to my clients, though.

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97. Isn't that what you said to a bunch of my clients when you were stealing them? That I didn't have enough time for them?

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98. Close your mouth, sweetie. You look like a trout.

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99. You don't take my clients away and give them to a secretary. No offense, Jim. I think she's very pretty.

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100. Those sound too harsh.

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