Phyllis Vance Quotes from The Office (page 10)

Sales rep and Vance Refrigeration spouse.

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1. Just go.

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2. Mmm-hmm. Moneybags. Must be nice.

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3. Are you glad to be back?

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4. I have a new swimsuit I need to break in....

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5. Eight Cases, bright white inkjet.

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6. If I wanted Jamaican food I'd just hire a bunch of bodyguards and go there.

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7. Ooh, gosh, the moon one's damning. Yeah, sorry.

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8. No way.

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9. Do you have a black eye?

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10. Look, I don't feel safe. I think we should call the police.

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11. If Dwight's not coming back, does that mean we can open his treasure?

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12. Yeah.

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13. Oh.

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14. Make them kiss each other.

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15. What are you doing?

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16. Hey! Good to have you back.

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17. Yeah.

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18. Nellie, I'm sorry, but I don't feel comfortable being evaluated by someone I don't know.

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19. Pam.

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20. Really?

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21. Oh, because your jokes are all hilarious.

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22. Oh, I don't know. Now I think he doesn't.

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23. He does have a moustache.

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24. I can't believe he's making us throw a party for her.

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25. It kinda makes me want to throw a really bad party.

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26. On purpose.

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27. Order carrot cake.

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28. Toots, we're not stopping this train, so get off the tracks.

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29. Welcome to your party.

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30. Whoo! Wow, it is raining cats and dogs out there. Holy moley.

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31. Oh, nobody knows how to drive in the rain.

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32. Yeah. You know the roads are actually the slickest in the first half hour?

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33. Oh, the plants are gonna love this.

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34. I actually sleep better when it's raining.

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35. What do you mean?

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36. Lots of things are cozy in the rain.

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37. I mean, normally the rain would make me want to stay home, curled up with a good book. But everybody's being so nice to me today. I'm really happy being here.

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38. If it makes you feel any better, I never had an orgasm until I was forty-two. And then when I did, it lasted 'til I was forty-four.

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39. Forty-three was ju- I got nothing done.

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40. How do you? I mean, why do you think he's there?

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41. Yeah, the Syracuse branch can't be happy you're taking New York clients.

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42. What's he doing?

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43. Oh.

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44. Yeah.

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45. Is it true you're buying the company?

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46. So we're not gonna be a part of Sabre anymore?

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47. Helpless.

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48. Who was Pam's first celebrity crush?

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49. You think that Andy's family owned slaves?

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50. Hey boss! I am so thirsty. Could I have a scoop of water?

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51. Andy, did you call this meeting just to talk junk about our families?

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52. What's going on?

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53. Oh my god!

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54. Oh, I know I'd be more productive.

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55. Just drive away. Just..

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56. Role call.

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57. Don't you have any sunblock?

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58. No, hey, Dwight shouldn't...

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59. Dwight, you can't go. You have a problem with women. You can't sell to them.

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60. Gina Rogers at Apex Technology said you called her 'gy-na' for your entire meeting.

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61. Yeah, she said she corrected him five times.

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62. Guys, we can't let Dwight blow this. An account this size could double our growth. That means raises, bonuses... Pizza Friday could come back.

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63. So, uh, show us how you'd normally sell to a female client.

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64. Okay, you just walked into her office and begin.

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65. No, she is the boss.

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66. No actually, she likes to take her time discussing her needs.

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67. Oh, all right. God, Dwight, just ignore every instinct you have. It's all garbage okay? You're the woman, I'm the salesman, watch what I do and try to learn.

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68. Ms. Thomas, so good to see you.

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69. Oh, are those your kids? They're so cute! They could be models.

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70. Okay, yeah. This is a lost cause. It's hopeless.

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71. Yeah.

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72. How much wine do you have?

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73. You know what? I don't know where the years went. 'Cause sometimes when I look at my hands, I don't even recognize them.

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74. Whose hands are these? Theyre not my hands. I don't know.

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75. No. Jim...

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76. No, there's wine in here.

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77. Can you help me?

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78. ha ha!

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79. Got it.

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80. We're gonna cover for you, ya know.

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81. Yeah, we really did peel your grapes.

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82. Of course we are, Jimmy. We love you guys.

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83. I knew the party was today, but nobody asked me to plan it, so I didn't. Hmm, funny how that works.

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84. We already said no.

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85. Let's do it!

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86. Dwight said it's 'Hog maw.'

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87. It's the lining of the stomach of--

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88. Come on, Dwight, you're making this up.

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89. Thank you, Dwight. These are nice.

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90. Oh. What are these?

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91. I'd rather have the bowl.

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92. We found some old decorations in the warehouse. Oscar ran to the store for some food and drink, and I dipped into my stash of eggnog. I guess they needed me after all. It's like in it's a wonderful life when Jimmy Stewart realizes that all thos people at the building and loan were just jerks, and he was the real hero.

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93. What are you wearing?

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94. You got dumped?

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95. What's gonna make you feel better, big guy?

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96. Mmm, this won't help him, it's a muffin, not cake.

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97. Val.

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98. Well, we don't want to pry but we heard you broke up with Darryl.

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99. We think you made a big, big mistake.

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100. He's a real catch and you should take him back.

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