Phyllis Vance Quotes from The Office | Page 3

We're the same age and I'll pick... Karen.

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Then how is this 'Amazing Race'?

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Michael.

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Do you have a pole?

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Um-hmmm.

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It's a big order. Thanks Kenny.

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Hey, how's Annie?

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Yeah, I really enjoy spending time with you. You are a very nice person.

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I'm so glad you're with Jim. He was hung up on Pam for such a long time. Never thought he would get over her.

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You can pay me back later for the makeover.

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Sort of. He had a lot of clients.

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No. Sorry.

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Dwight has a big personality and I have a big personality. And a lot of times when two people like that get together it can be explosive.

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Yes, I put Michael in my wedding. It was the only way I could think to get six weeks off for my honeymoon. No one else has ever gotten six weeks before.

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Thanks, Michael. That's sweet. Same as when you said it outside.

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Yes, very.

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No.

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That wasn't me.

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I thought it was...

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Michael... No.

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I don't need your... thank you. No, Michael please... I just need some time alone.

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I do.

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Thanks Angela.

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I don't have that, Dwight.

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It's beautiful. Why don't you find your seat. Enjoy the buffet.

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It's fish.

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You found Uncle Al!

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Thank you, Michael.

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Look, it's got shoulderpads, and did you see that lining?

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Did you see...

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Mm-hmm, near the river.

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Four.

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Drew isn't a girl... She's Andy.

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Hello? Hi Bob Vance.

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You are my little teddy bear. I wantcha.

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I know, I know. We're all trying to get to the bottom of this.

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I think I just got flashed.

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In the parking lot.

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Um... I was walking to the building and this man asked me for directions. And he was holding a map. And when I walked over, he had it out... on the map.

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I didn't really get a good look.

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Michael.

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When I got my hair cut short, you asked me if I was a lesbian.

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Oh, it can be fun.

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She does have very nice clothes.

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No, the one before that.

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I bet you know. Don't think, just answer. What do you want to do about Jan?

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My mom taught me that.

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Jim's gonna love it.

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Is there any mustard?

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Well, Bob was going to just drive me.

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I think Jim would be a good boss. Plus he's eye candy. It's OK, Bob... Vance knows he's on my list. Um, George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, Jim, and that British guy that got in trouble with a prostitute.

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Is there any mustard?

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The guy who sits behind me and the guy who sits across from me are fighting to see who becomes my boss.

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What are you gonna do?

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Dwight is our new boss.

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I think it's gonna be Michael.

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No, but he wasn't qualified for the job he has now, and he got that one.

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Michael, what happened?

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You shot Dwight?

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Does it hurt terribly?

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I'm a Lutheran and Bob's a Unitarian. It keeps things spicy.

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Oh, it's coming.

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That's despicable.

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That's...

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Go get him Bobby!

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Sic him!

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Sic him!

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You guys are together?

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Did you plan it?

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Michael...

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Sorry, I didn't know you guys were in here.

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I couldn't see your hands. Hey Pam, by the way, it's great that you're dating. But when a new client calls, you just have to randomly assign them to a sales person. You can't base who gets new clients on who you're sleeping with that week, OK?

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OK.

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Wait, uh, how do you touch just one of these buttons at a time?

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Did you even try?

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I can't see half of the things.

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Michael.

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This is stupid.

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How is giving people gift baskets going to get our clients back?

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Did you get any clients back?

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Stanley, you're dancing!

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Angela is worse than usual lately, and we have a party to throw. So I Googled how to deal with difficult people, and I got all of this. So we're gonna try out some new things today.

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So how do you feel about the fact that the banner says lunch?

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I'm so sorry to hear that, that must be awful.

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I want to understand what you're saying but it's difficult for me when you use that tone.

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Yes.

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You can pick one of these things. It's unreasonable for you to ask me to do all of this.

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[Balls up post-its and throws them in Angela's face]

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That seemed to shut her up.

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Yeah, that sounds right.

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He's always been terrible with money.

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Hey, Andy! Maybe this is one of those situations where you just have to do her to get her out of your system.

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Dancing babies!

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Sue Grafton is at the Steamtown Mall. She's doing a book signing right now.

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Okay.

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Bye everyone.

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Well, I got in line to buy Sue Grafton's book and when it came to my turn I asked if she wanted to be in the ad and she said no thank you, but I wasn't supposed to take no for an answer.

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So I kept on asking and they finally threw me out of the store in front of all my friends.

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No.

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Popcorn.

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