Phyllis Vance Quotes from The Office (page 2)

Sales rep and Vance Refrigeration spouse.

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1. Isn't he sweet?

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2. Really, Oh, they're from Bob again.

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3. Goodnight Pam.

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4. I'm gonna go call Bob.

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5. Hey.

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6. Hey, I heard you got a wedding dress. Do you have pictures?

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7. Oh.

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8. Unbelievable.

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9. It's unbelievable!

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10. Her nephew's in Iraq.

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11. What are we supposed to talk about?

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12. I would like to toast to the good fortune I've been having lately...

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13. I, uh, I met a man and I'm totally in love, and that's a chapter of my life that I thought had closed. Uh, I was terribly depressed for the longest time and I have to admit I had some very dark thoughts...

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14. How about pepperoni?

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15. When should we bring out the cake, one or one thirty?

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16. Where do we get those?

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17. Yes, it's marijuana.

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18. It's labeled.

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19. We don't feel that way.

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20. He asked if you've been acting withdrawn lately.

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21. I said no.

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22. You're welcome.

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23. It's not me, either.

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24. Oh I got the 'Save The Date'.

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25. Yeah, pretty stationery.

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26. Uh, on or off?

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27. Okay...

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28. Excuse me.

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29. No, I never said any such thing. Angela and I are close.

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30. Stanley and I are close, too.

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31. I know you keep saying it's your space, even though there's no assigned parking, but I keep forgetting.

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32. I guess so...

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33. I don't like you.

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34. But I didn't report your snoring-

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35. Oh, dear.

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36. You must have misdialed. This is Phyllis. No, I'm not sure what his extension is.

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37. Come on, Dwight, I think it's actually healthy to get it off your chest.

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38. You're arrogant and pompous, and I don't like you.

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39. Afghani.

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40. Afghani.

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41. Okay, let's do it.

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42. Oh, thank you, Bobby. But it doesn't matter, it's just fun to play.

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43. I have an ace.

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44. Oh, I have a flush!

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45. Look, I won! Look I have all the clovers! You wanna play again?

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46. Ass.

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47. I'm getting married to Bob Vance.

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48. No, you knew me in high school. Course, we all thought you were gay in high school.

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49. Well with your ties and your matching socks and ---

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50. You should order the most expensive thing on the menu, so he knows you're worth it.

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51. Oh, yeah. You'll have to put out.

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52. Woooooow.

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53. It's really something.

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54. You're kidding...

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55. Michael, what will you do?

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56. Maybe I'll quit.

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57. That's a shame. Ed was a good guy.

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58. Okay that's enough.

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59. Well, there is a ball.

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60. I'm just saying hi to Bob.

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61. What's on your suit?

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62. Ok, so, between Meredith's Mini-van and if I borrow Bob's Yukon that should fit about twelve people.

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63. Isn't this fun? Not wearing shoes?

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64. Hey guys. Uh, I'm trying to organize a little group lunch for everybody since you know, we're never gonna see each other again.

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65. I thought maybe DJ's.

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66. Okay, forget it.

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67. We know the branch is closing; Michael told us.

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68. Stanley!

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69. Hey, I hear Jim's coming back.

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70. I was...

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71. I'll tell you later.

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72. What smell?

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73. Oh, I'll help you find it.

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74. What is it?

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75. My perfume?

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76. Bob Vance bought this perfume for me in Metropolitan Orlando. It's made from real pine.

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77. You have a lot to learn about this town, sweetie.

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78. Oh, we find little times during the day.

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79. Bob Vance has an air pump. He said he'd fill all our tires up.

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80. I can't feel my toes.

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81. I like goose. If it's already dead is it so crazy we eat it?

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82. But we invited guests.

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83. I thought you said green was whorish.

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84. It'll be all right.

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85. You should, you should put out salt for the rims

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86. I was just getting a snack.

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87. OK.

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88. Hi.

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89. Oh, ok.

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90. Cold, huh?

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91. Maybe that'll help. Is it cold in there?

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92. There's another party in the break room.

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93. Where would you like the Rice Krispy Treat stars?

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94. Sugarplum fairy wands.

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95. I'll just go get a ginger ale.

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96. Oh, Jim Carrey just walked in! Dwight, get his autograph for Michael quickly...

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97. I called every grocery store in Scranton, and no one sells whole pigs.

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98. Where did you save the list of exchanges?

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99. But I won't be able to do inventory without it.

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100. Yeah, I really like Stanley, but I'm not always sure if he likes me. I guess that's okay, 'cause I don't really like him.

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