Receptionist turned office administrator and Michael Scott Paper Company co-founder.
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Do you think Michael and Jan actually...
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How do you come back from that?
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No, I mean doing that with Michael. How do you come back from that?
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As a human being.
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Thank you.
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He sees it.
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Oh, my God. When Dwight said no one wants to come in on a Saturday...
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I almost lost it. That was too good.
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You mean yesterday's paper.
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Thank you.
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Hey. Something just happened. Dwight just told Angela that she has to deleted all of her sensitive e-mails immediately.
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I know!
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Do you think that they're like-
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No, right, no, no.
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Uhhh, ew, ew, ew... .Maybe?
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It's like squishing a spider under a book. It's gonna be really gross but I have to look and make sure that it's really dead. Sooo... If you guys see anything... ?
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Hey, Dwight, um, my friend is kinda into these two girls that he works with.
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One is tall and brunette, and the other one is short, and blonde, and perky, and kinda judgmental. Who do you think he should choose?
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Ummmm...
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Hey, Angela-
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How's it going?
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Listen, are you bringing anyone to Jim's party tonight?
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No. I mean, I don't know, I don't think so.
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Oh.
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Yeah.
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The professors would go to the parties?
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What? Ohhhh... Yes! Thank you!
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Really? That's great.
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Maybe we can get him to hide and wait somewhere.
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Oh, no, he can't make it.
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No thanks.
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Hey.
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Definitely.
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Jim's bedroom.
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Cool... This is your desk.
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Your home office?
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Down. You have to sit down so I can get the full effect.
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Ok, wait, so that would make me like right here.
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And Dwight would be like-
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Umm, yearbook!
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Ooooohhh no!
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You were so dorky!
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Hey Phyllis, come here for a second.
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Have you heard anything about any secret office romances?
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That's ok. It's ok.
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Oh, yeah I gave that up.
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Yeah, it turns out I was, um, just grasping at straws.
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Just because two people are hanging out, it doesn't mean that they're together, you know? Like people can just be friends. And I think that it was really unfair to think that there was anything else going on.
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Hey, Michael, accounting needs your approval on-
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Hi!
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Good.
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Thank you.
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We were supposed to go to the barbeque at Jim's house.
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Uhh...
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I might be late.
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Ok.
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Did I miss anything?
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You do realize that we can't serve liquor at the party.
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I think the tree looks nice.
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Oh, my god! Thank you very much, Santa, whoever you are. It's awesome.
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Yeah, we call it White Elephant.
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I'll take the iPod.
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I want the iPod.
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Well, I mean, it's an iPod. But ..
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Sorry, I ..
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Maybe because you hated her present so much.
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How much?
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I know. It's totally going to change the way I work out.
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So what are you going to get me instead?
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No, I was just checking out my present.
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I traded with Dwight. Just, I figured, you know, you went to a lot of trouble and it means a lot. And also, Roy got me an iPod or was going to get me an iPod, so ..
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Oh my god! The yearbook picture!
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Yeah, I think I made the right choice.
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Oh, my God! It's incredible. Is this the Boggle timer?
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Do you want me to help you with that?
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Yes.
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Are you kidding?
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Just let us open up the presents, Dwight.
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It was supposed to be for Meredith, 'cause she said she likes my drawings.
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Sorry. What do I want? What do I want... Oh, it's a pencil cup.
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Um, I don't think so, I just bought it.
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I love these.
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Last week, Michael sent out this mysterious memo.
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A ski mask and a swimsuit.
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And brush our teeth.
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How about the anchor?
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I think you're thinking of The Hunt for Red October.
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No, I'm not going to do that.
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Hey, why don't we find like a quieter place to hang out?
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It's getting kind of rowdy down there.
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Sometimes I just don't get Roy.
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I mean, I don't know. So... what's it like dating a cheerleader?
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I'm cold.
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Uh, I've been engaged for three years, and there's no end in sight. So... you don't wanna ask my advice.
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No, no, I want my mom and dad to be there.
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No, thank you.
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How about the anchor?
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You've been to the lake before?
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Yes, you should have.
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Love you.
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