Pam Beesly Quotes from The Office (page 3)

Receptionist turned office administrator and Michael Scott Paper Company co-founder.

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1. Cut it out.

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2. Stop.

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3. Stop, I can't breathe.

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4. Jim is a great guy. He's like a brother to me. We're like best friends in the office and I really hope he finds someone.

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5. I'm bored.

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6. No, I'm kidding. Um, so you got big plans this weekend?

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7. Really?

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8. What are you guys going to do?

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9. That's great.

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10. That's cool.

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11. I, I was gonna say, I think that um, we're gonna help Roy's cousin move.

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12. Cause Roy's got a truck.

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13. Uh, huh. Yes.

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14. Great.

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15. Okay, I'm gonna head back.

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16. You know Michael's been talking to her too.

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17. What do you think his chances are?

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18. I like that song.

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19. 10 years ago.

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20. Ugh...

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21. You know what they say about a car wreck, where it's so awful you can't look away? The Dundies are like a car wreck that you want to look away, but you have to stare at it because your boss is making you.

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22. Michael has taped

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23. Oh, yeah, this is the part where Kevin sat in front of the camcorder all night. It's great.

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24. It wasn't. I swear.

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25. We're not laughing at you, Dwight.

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26. Um, just something somebody wrote.

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27. Um, it's kind of private.

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28. Okay, now I'm laughing at you.

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29. You're taking away our bathroom?

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30. Michael...

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31. ...Dwight is banning us from our bathroom.

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32. Um...

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33. Sorry.

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34. ...because that's what happens every time!

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35. No.

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36. No, I don't want to go, I don't want to.

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37. If you would have asked me that, then you would know.

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38. Oh no, I just, I decided to stay.

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39. I'll just get a ride home from Angela.

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40. Oh good, I'm just in time for Ping.

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41. Can I get a drink?

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42. No, no. 'Cause the ice melts and then it's like second drink!

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43. Yay Kevin. Whoo hoo for Kevin! For stinking up the bathroom.

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44. Woo! Hey, I haven't gotten one yet!

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45. More Dundies!

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46. Fine work! Fine work Stanley!

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47. Here here! Speech, speech, speech, speech

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48. I have so many people to thank for this award.

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49. Okay, first off, my Keds. Because I couldn't have done it without them. Thank you. Let's give Michael a round of applause for MC-ing tonight because this is a lot harder than it looks. And also because of Dwight too.

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50. Um, so, finally, I want to thank God. Because God gave me this Dundie.

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51. And, I feel God in this Chili's tonight. WHOOOOOOOO!!!!

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52. Nothing.

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53. What?

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54. Dwight, get off me!

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55. Oh my God!

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56. I just want to say, that this was the best, Dundies, ever! WHOOOOOOOOO!!!

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57. I feel bad about what I wrote on the bathroom wall.

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58. Hey, um, can I ask you a question?

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59. Um, I just wanted to say thanks.

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60. Bye.

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61. I am fine.

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62. Okay.

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63. I am fine.

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64. Oh, my God.

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65. Dwight, let me up.

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66. I'm fine.

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67. You're holding up three fingers.

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68. You are?

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69. My Mom is coming in to visit. And she lives like two hours away. And she doesn't have a cell phone... which is cool cause it's kind of adding some suspense to my day. And I keep looking over at the door hoping she'll walk in.

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70. I've decided to show her around. She really wants to meet everybody.

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71. mmhmm.

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72. Oh really?

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73. Um... I just wanted to say that... Just, my Mom's coming in today.

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74. Thanks, Kevin.

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75. Usually the day we talk about sexual harassment is the day that everyone harasses me as a joke.

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76. She's coming in today and maybe just don't joke around about that stuff in front of her.

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77. Thank you.

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78. Uh... my mother's coming.

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79. I don't have any DUI's so I can drive myself, but thanks.

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80. Oh my god!

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81. Hello!

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82. I love my Mom. Okay. That's probably really the most obvious statement ever.

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83. Yeah. I'm in charge of this whole area.

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84. This is where I used to keep my computer.

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85. But then I moved it.

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86. Yeah, yeah, but I uh... I switched stuff around because I actually needed like more room for organization. So...

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87. So this is like, um, an organization station...

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88. Hey!

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89. Well, you know... actually, I kind of need to stall a bit. But, it's okay, because I am very used to killing time.

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90. Mom!

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91. No.

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92. Ten minutes.

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93. Then we can go to dinner.

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94. He said what?

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95. Good morning, Michael.

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96. Nothing. You look nice today.

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97. You look real thin.

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98. You just... You look good. Your shirt looks... You look real good.

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99. Thin handsome, Michael.

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100. We're not dating.

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