Pam Beesly Quotes from The Office (page 9)

Receptionist turned office administrator and Michael Scott Paper Company co-founder.

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1. Oh, Michael. You can't be nasty today. 'Cause of the...

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2. I reminded you last night.

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3. Don't you think you should say something?

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4. Michael, I think that as the boss you should really---

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5. Hey, Abby! Do you want to help me shred some old documents? It's actually pretty cool.

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6. I only have one goal today. To make one kid like me. Just one.

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7. That is!

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8. He's not coming out. He won't pick up the phone.

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9. So, Melissa... I met your mom a couple times. She's

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10. Mmhmm.

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11. Sure.

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12. You're welcome.

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13. It's not too bad. I get to shred things sometimes, do you want to see?

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14. Really?

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15. Okay. Um... here it is. Don't put your fingers in there. Cool huh?

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16. Yeah, I get to do this like, every week.

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17. I know.

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18. I think he thought his ukulele skills would transfer.

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19. My theory is that...

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20. I like extra cheese, too.

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21. Yeah. Do you like to draw, Abby?

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22. Me, too.

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23. Okay. It's been a little more tiring than I thought.

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24. Hmm.

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25. Happy birthday Michael.

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26. I said happy birthday.

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27. One's good.

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28. Michael wants a strippergram?

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29. Michael, I have Jan on the line.

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30. I can sign for it.

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31. When does he hear?

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32. Ohh... poor Kevin.

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33. If I knew I had a week to live, I would... probably go to Europe. And South America. And the Grand Canyon. And... I would want to see the Pacific Ocean. ...It would be a pretty busy week.

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34. ...I feel like we should go get Kevin something. Do you think we can sneak out of here?

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35. Sixty-nine cup of noodles.

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36. And his favorite lunch.

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37. You use fabric softener?

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38. No, I do.

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39. We should probably head back.

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40. You dare me? How old are you?

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41. Luke, this is your father. Come set the table for dinner.

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42. Jim Halpert? Price check on fabric softener, the kind that gives you...

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43. Oh I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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44. I hate you.

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45. No.

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46. Who is that?

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47. I got it.

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48. Michael?

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49. This is from all of us.

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50. Michael's birthday was actually pretty cool. It was a good day. I don't know... It was a good day.

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51. Jim does the best impressions. Sometimes he'll look up at me from his desk and he'll just be someone else. Like he'll go um, that's supposed to be Phyllis. I can't do it as good as he can.

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52. He does everyone in the office.

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53. Jinx! Buy me a coke.

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54. No, no, no, no talking. Jim is not allowed to talk until after he buys me a coke. Those are the rules of jinx, and they are unflinchingly rigid.

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55. Sold out? That has never happened in the history of jinx.

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56. Sorry, that's not my problem.

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57. Hey guys, what's going on?

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58. Oh, okay. Well, Michael wants to see everyone in the conference room. But you know what? We have a few minutes so you guys should definitely finish up your conversation.

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59. I know that Jim has an amazing story about a relative of his who got caught up in the world of drugs.

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60. Uh, hmmm.

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61. Wow! He really pulled out the big guns. Fake crying. Did not expect that.

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62. What? Did you want to tell me something? You look like you want to tell me something. You look like you have something really important to say and you just can't for some reason. Come on, you can tell me. Jim, you can tell me anything.

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63. Here. Just buy it from me. I haven't talked to you in hours and it's been weird and I really want to know what the hell's going on with Dwight.

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64. Hey.

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65. Ten minutes.

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66. Kevin.

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67. Do someone else.

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68. Angela.

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69. The eyebrow.

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70. Last night? Let's see.

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71. I won't. It's just that last night is really hard for me to remember because I was just a teensy bit high. Should I have not said that?

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72. I know that I shouldn't have done it. But I was in the parking lot at the Quick and Easy.

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73. And I took a bong hit from my Bong Water with my pimp.

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74. Has she been on the phone the whole time?

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75. 'Drugs: Let's not and say we did.' I think Michael was high when he wrote this.

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76. Dunder Mifflin. This is Pam. Um, hold, please. There's a Brenda on the phone for you. Just one second, I'll transfer.

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77. No.

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78. Yeah?

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79. Oh, thanks!

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80. Uh...

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81. There are a few people I decided not to invite, and that might make things kind of awkward but ... it's my wedding. And I don't want anyone there who has called me a hussy.

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82. Win!

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83. How about, Angela can keep it up on Tuesdays and Thursdays?

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84. Win.

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85. Win

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86. Hey, Angela.I didn't have your zip code.

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87. Nice.

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88. Um... let's move on. I volunteer. Did anyone have a problem with me?

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89. Wait, what did it say?

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90. I have this kind of big secret about Angela. And I've been really nice to her... and I haven't told anyone. And what the hell?!

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91. Hey. Thanks for ratting me out!

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92. I find that hard to believe... considering you have problems with every single person in this entire office except Bobblehead Joe.

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93. I can't believe Angela. I went against my better judgment, and I gave her a Save The Date. And now it turns out she complained about me to Toby.

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94. Don't take her side.

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95. I don't know. I try not to bother him about this kind of stuff.

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96. Yeah.

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97. Angela, I want to talk to you about something.

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98. I am. It's about the Save The Date.

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99. What?!

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100. Okay.

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