Pam Beesly Quotes from The Office (page 4)

Receptionist turned office administrator and Michael Scott Paper Company co-founder.

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1. We're not dating, I'm engaged.

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2. I would say no.

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3. I would drown myself.

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4. Hey.

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5. I know we're having that harassment thing this afternoon.

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6. Sometimes when we IM, I send you that little winking face with the lipstick.

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7. Yeah. I realize that might be harassment.

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8. Okay.

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9. [laughs]

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10. Every so often, Jim dies of boredom. I think today it was the expense reports that did him in. And our deal is that, it's up to me to revive him.

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11. You see Dwight's coffee mug?

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12. Sometimes when he's not here, I try to throw stuff in it.

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13. Here.

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14. Try paperclips. Oh wait. This message. For Dwight.

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15. Oh.

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16. You headed out?

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17. Ok.

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18. Have a great time.

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19. Yeah, I changed them to your new address.

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20. Yup.

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21. Yes, I changed your Cracked magazine subscription.

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22. [shakes head]

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23. Yeah.

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24. Now the bronze are really blue, and they're also the back side of the gold, so no flipping. K? Honor system.

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25. Jim, they refer to it as Flonkerton.

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26. In English, box of paper snowshoe racing.

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27. The thing about Jim, is when he's excited about something, like the Office Olympics, he gets really into it and he does a really great job. But the problem with Jim is that he works here, so that hardly ever happens.

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28. Go! Go! Go!

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29. It's Phyllis!

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30. Flonkerton.

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31. Are you sure you don't want to play?

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32. Come on Angela, don't you have a game?

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33. Well, let's play, what is it?

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34. We're friends.

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35. I made something for our closing ceremonies.

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36. Automatic voicemail.

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37. [sees Angela making check mark on tally sheet]

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38. I have 59 voicemails.

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39. Sure.

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40. Really?

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41. Cool.

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42. Hey. Morning.

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43. Okay. What? What is this?

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44. Oh, my God. What are we gonna do?

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45. I know. I know what to do.

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46. Okay. Put everything back exactly how you found it.

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47. Hey, Dwight. Jim and I found your wallet in the parking lot.

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48. Dwight, I swear, we didn't do anything.

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49. Okay. How about skeet Schruteing?

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50. Mmm-hmmm.

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51. Thank you.

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52. Oh, oh.

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53. Oh!

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54. Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. Sure, can I ask who's calling? Just a second.

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55. Katy and Jim met in the office. And now I guess they're like going out, or dating, or something. And, uh... I don't know! You know? They're just... She calls him, and they... You know, I'm sorry. I feel like I'm talking really loud. Am I talking really loud?

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56. Hey! You can just give her your extension.

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57. ...Would You Rather?

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58. Legends of the Fall?

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59. Well, I kind of liked Legal...

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60. I take it back.

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61. I take it back!

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62. Okay.

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63. Um, Fargo, um, Edward Scissorhands, Dazed and Confused...

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64. Yes. In my top three, so suck it.

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65. Breakfast Club. Um... The Princess Bride and...

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66. No, my all time favorite!

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67. All time favorite.

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68. You know, I bet Ryan thinks to himself 'I wish I were a volunteer sheriff on the weekends'.

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69. You should tell him.

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70. Dwight.

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71. Kay.

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72. Hey!

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73. Um... Oscar's kind of cute.

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74. Ooh, Toby!

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75. I forgot what a super, nice girl Katy is. And just... good for Jim! They are so cute together. And, um, what an adorable car.

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76. That's here.

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77. I like fire drills. You know what's the greatest? Like, when you were in school and the teacher would let you have class outside.

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78. Yeah, it was great because it was like you're supposed to be working, but nothing ever gets done.

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79. [chuckling]

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80. You're not stuck.

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81. Really?

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82. Hey... Happy Halloween. Jan called.

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83. You wanted me?

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84. Papier-mache?

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85. Hmm.

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86. Mm-hmm.

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87. Why did you put it off until Halloween?

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88. I think it's gonna put a damper on the party a little.

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89. So it's a man?

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90. I just answer the phone.

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91. You're costume is fantastic!

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92. Oh no, don't, don't, don't, don't. Aah! Okay...

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93. Okay, greatest strength.

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94. A dog-like obedience to authority

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95. But that doesn't sound good.

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96. He's a gun nut.

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97. No, I made brownies.

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98. ... What?

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99. I made brownies.

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100. I'm guessing Angela's the one in the neighborhood who gives the trick-or-treaters some toothbrushes. Pennies. Walnuts.

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