Pam Beesly Quotes from The Office (page 5)

Receptionist turned office administrator and Michael Scott Paper Company co-founder.

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1. Dunder-Mifflin. This is Pam. Uh, yeah. Just one second. I will, uh, transfer you to our manager, Michael Scott.

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2. Jim is really talented. And he should be the one who's getting a better job offer. Like, for real.

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3. Don't take this the wrong way, but... you should go for that job.

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4. Yeah, but I mean, look at the salary. And it's definitely a step up. And a challenge.

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5. Jim...

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6. What happened?

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7. Oh. That was like crazy. 'Cause I was...

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8. Oh, hey, Jim. Wait, stop. Um, I'm sorry... for pushing you towards Cumberland. Seriously, if you left here, I would blow my brains out.

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9. I don't really have any control over that Stanley.

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10. Michael tends to procrastinate a bit whenever he has to do work. Umm, time cards, he has to sign these every Friday. Purchase orders have to be approved at the end of every month. And expense reports, all he has to do is initial these at the end of every quarter. But once a year, it all falls on the same Friday and that's today. I call it the Perfect Storm.

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11. Umm, I put stickers so you know where to sign.

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12. It's just last year you...

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13. Well, the last pick-up for overnight deliveries is at seven. So you need to have them signed by then. Or much earlier.

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14. Well, is that really a priority?

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15. You're major and minor lines cross at a ridge - that sucks.

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16. I am just following the website.

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17. Yes, you have very nice teeth.

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18. Could you practice on the forms?

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19. I don't know.

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20. French Onion?

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21. Ok.

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22. I just have a quick question.

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23. No, it's not that. Um, I was just wondering, since I'm probably going to have to stay late, could you ask Dwight to stay late too so he can walk me to my car?

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24. He's a purple belt. That's really high.

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25. It's just out there, you...

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26. Yeah.

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27. What?

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28. Well, look closer.

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29. Once point for me.

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30. Oh, you're dead.

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31. Hey, put me down. Put me down. Oh my god, hey, put me down. Hey...

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32. Yeah, you too.

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33. The shipping place closes in a half hour.

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34. This is what you had Ryan do.

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35. Well, what about the other stuff that has to be in today?

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36. Wait, are those Michael's Levis?

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37. Michael and his jeans. He gets in them, and I'm not exactly sure what happens. But I can tell you, he loves the way he looks in those jeans. I know that's why he started casual Fridays.

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38. I'll take those. Thanks.

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39. What is going on?

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40. Oh my God, I win! Ok, it was a minor league hockey game. He brought his brother, and when I went to the bathroom, the game ended and they forgot about me.

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41. No, they had to come back for me.

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42. Umm... it was not that long ago.

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43. Dunder-Mifflin, this is Pam.

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44. Ok, you want me to read 'em?

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45. Ok. Um, a fisherman is walking down Fifth Avenue walking an animal behind him-

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46. When-

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47. Ok. There's a transcript between a naval ship-

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48. Sure. There's a transcript between a naval ship and a lighthouse.

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49. It is a screenplay. Starring himself.

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50. Of the FBI.

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51. What is that?

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52. Hey, uh, I have to work late.

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53. Here's what we think happened. Michael's sidekick, who all through the movie is this complete idiot who's causing the downfall of the United States, was originally named Dwight. But then Michael changed it to Samuel L. Chang using a search and replace, but that doesn't work on misspelled words, leaving behind one Dwigt. And Dwight figured it out. Oops.

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54. Yeah.

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55. For the bugs.

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56. Yes... nice! I can't remember the last time someone made me dinner.

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57. What are you going to do with your time off?

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58. You have new music?

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59. What!?

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60. Oh, I don't know... Oh my God. This is Jan's cell.

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61. Dunder-Mifflin, this is Pam.

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62. Oh, really?

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63. Why might some say that?

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64. Uh hmm.

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65. We didn't dance.

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66. Swaying isn't dancing.

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67. I have some faxes to get out.

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68. Hmm...

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69. Hi.

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70. I don't know, I think I was just staring at my desk.

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71. Yeah, do you mind leaving?

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72. It's very important.

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73. Thank you.

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74. Oh! So close to retirement.

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75. I sincerely doubt it.

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76. It's performance review day, company-wide. Last year, my performance review started with Michael asking me what my hopes and dreams were, and it ended with him telling me he could bench-press 190 pounds. So, I don't really know what to expect.

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77. Thank you.

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78. Oh, no.

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79. Uh, just off the top... I think she'll be here this afternoon.

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80. She missed you.

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81. I have one idea of what it means.

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82. Well I don't think you're gonna be very happy with this.

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83. Because she's conflicted. She has to be professional, but she's fighting feelings... for you.

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84. Um, just cause, that, you work together, and it might be awkward.

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85. Michael and Jan definitely made out.

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86. Maybe more.

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87. Oh, yea!

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88. Michael?

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89. Jan's on the phone for you.

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90. Sorry.

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91. What suggestion box?

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92. Oh, yeah. Uh, I think I remember that from back from when I first started.

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93. Sure.

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94. Hey, Jim.

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95. Oh my God, did you see 'The Apprentice' last night?

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96. Can you believe who Trump fired?

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97. You didn't see it?

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98. Michael, it's time for the suggestion box meeting.

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99. You told me to buzz you about the suggestion box meeting when Jan was here.

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100. Everyone's waiting in the conference room.

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