Pam Beesly Quotes from The Office (page 8)

Receptionist turned office administrator and Michael Scott Paper Company co-founder.

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  1. ...back so soon.

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  2. Yeah, right.

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  3. Yeah, that's right. We could do a three-day weekend. I wonder if I could, like, call in sick on the Friday. Then I get a four-day weekend.

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  4. Are you kidding?

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  5. Somebody did something bad to Michael's carpet. Maybe that's all we need to know.

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  6. That doesn't seem fair.

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  7. What's our punishment?

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  8. Hey, Jim. It's Pam. I keep looking up to say something to you and then Michael's there and it's horrible. Anyway, I'm bored. Come back!

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  9. Hey, guess what? I moved my computer so I can't see Michael's head. It's working. I think I can have a career as a very specific type of decorator.

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  10. Sudoku. Level moderate. 18 minutes. Suck on that, Halpert.

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  11. I'll transfer you. Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. Hold, please. Dunder Mifflin, this is ... okay, sorry. Michael was standing at my desk, and I needed to be busy or who knows what would've happened, so thank you.

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  12. Hey, what's that word we made up when you have a thing stuck in your shoe? Anyway, I have a thing stuck in my shoe.

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  13. Hey, I have a chance to sneak out of here early, and I'm not messing this up, so I'll see you tomorrow.

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  14. Calling from my cell phone. I don't know if you guys figured out who did that to Michael's carpet yet, but I have a theory that involves an inter-departmental conspiracy. Everybody in the office. We need to talk.

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  15. Today's a 'women in the workplace' thing. Jan's coming in from Corporate to talk to all the women about... um... I don't really know what. But Michael's not allowed in. She said that about five times.

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  16. Jan.

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  17. Michael's still at the door.

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  18. Mmmhmm.

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  19. I don't know how I fit in with these women. Here. Or with Jan. Um... I mean we get along great. Fine. Um... I guess the person I have the most in common with is...

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  20. Well... I always dreamed of a house with a terrace upstairs. Plant flowers on it... stuff like that. Since I was a girl. Um... More seriously though, a husband that I love... Roy. And I love to draw. And I... I did a little in college and I'd still love to do something where I could work with art or graphic design in some way.

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  21. Thanks.

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  22. Well... I have a job right now, so I can't really take time off...

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  23. Well... it's just that the weekends aren't good because, um...

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  24. Hey.

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  25. How's it going down there?

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  26. Good. We watched a video about our changing bodies.

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  27. No.

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  28. Almost.

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  29. Um... but hey? Something kind of cool. There's this internship in graphic design that Jan was telling us about. She made it sound, like, really great.

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  30. Um...

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  31. It's really cool.

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  32. Dreams are just that. They're dreams. They help get you through the day. Like the thing about the terrace. It's nice but... um... I don't know. It was just something I read in this book when I was twelve. The girl in the book has a terrace outside of her bedroom and she planted flowers on it and I just loved that. Just always kind of stuck with me.

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  33. How did you know?

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  34. Just like no big reason. Just a bunch of little reasons.

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  35. Roy's right. There's no guarantee it's going to lead to anything anyway.

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  36. What? You have something you want to say?

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  37. Oh, excuse me! I'm fine with my choices!

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  38. Yeah.

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  39. It's impractical. I'm not going to try to get a house like that. Um... they don't even make houses like that in Scranton. So, I'm never going to... .

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  40. Dunder Mifflin. This is Pam. Uh... hold, please.

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  41. You did?

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  42. Yeah.

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  43. Okay.

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  44. How about that one?

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  45. I really like Valentine's Day in this office. It's kinda like grade school. Everybody gives out little presents and stuff. Like last year, Jim gave me this card, with Dwight's head on it, it was horrifying and funny and...

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  46. Phyllis.

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  47. Roy and I are saving for the wedding, so I made him promise not to get me anything too big.

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  48. That's OK.

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  49. Guess what?

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  50. That's great.

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  51. OH, Holy God!

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  52. You can't fire me, Dwight, just 'cause Michael's not here.

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  53. You need to get something for your girlfriend.

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  54. Tightly wound?

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  55. Ok, well, sometimes the gift is really about the gesture, you know, like what it means, instead of what it is.

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  56. No, not like a ham. It's about doing something, so that the person knows that you really care about her.

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  57. That you remember her.

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  58. Yeah.

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  59. Oscar.

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  60. Join the club.

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  61. Hey.

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  62. I guess, yeah.

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  63. Nothing, it's just I had to sit here all day, while Phyllis got like an entire garden delivered to her.

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  64. I mean, I know that we said no big gifts, but I was kind of hoping you'd get me

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  65. Heading out?

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  66. Bye.

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  67. Night Phyllis.

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  68. Michael's got a few tricks for Valentine's Day. He found a place where you can get 12 plastic roses for $10 and he's got a great line. 'Me so thorny.'

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  69. You have any big Valentine's Day plans, Kev?

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  70. Where is she?

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  71. Cool.

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  72. I'm gonna spend it with my fiance.

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  73. What are you guys doing?

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  74. Nice.

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  75. Are you sad that Dwight beat you?

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  76. Are you going to cry, Jim? Do you need a tissue?

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  77. Oh! I... uh... yeah. Um... I'll uh show them to you later.

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  78. Ok, cool.

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  79. I have a ton of stuff to do for the wedding. And I have to do it in the office. And that can be kind of awkward. Um... just because people can get all weird about wedding stuff. Then... I just... I don't want to offend... Angela... or someone.

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  80. Mom, I'm sorry. I know you and Dad are chipping in for the wedding but I do not want orange invitations. Yes! Well, if you really want my...

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  81. Do we know anyone who was in the accident?

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  82. You mean Toastmasters?

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  83. Yeah, the bride doesn't really do... Have you ever been to a wedding?

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  84. Roy has a connection. It's nicer than you think.

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  85. Of course. He's one of my closest friends.

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  86. Maybe we'll use a DJ. That's the one thing Roy's in charge of for this wedding but all he's managed to do is set a date.

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  87. Ryan, you should be more sensitive. It's obvious she likes you and comments like that, they just...

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  88. Australia? I have always wanted to go there?

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  89. That's awesome. Where are you staying?

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  90. When are you leaving?

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  91. Oh.

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  92. Oh yeah. That's too bad.

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  93. It's ok. I got it.

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  94. Yes, but they are both in danger.

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  95. The ones that say 'love' on them?

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  96. Oh. Doesn't matter.

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  97. As soon as they leave, well get Kelly and start.

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  98. Is that okay?

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  99. I'm looking forward to 'Take Your Daughter to Work' day. I am not great with kids, but I wanna get better. Because I'm getting married. So, I put out a bunch of extra candy out on my desk so the kids will come talk to me. ...Like the witch in Hanzel and Gretel.

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  100. Oh, I have more.

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