Pam Beesly Quotes from The Office (page 52)

Receptionist turned office administrator and Michael Scott Paper Company co-founder.

5,376 quotes · page 52 of 54

1. He's on a no carb thing. Supposedly.

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2. Yeah.

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3. Well, my dad can't hear a thing. You could boom his whole life for him.

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4. Where's Alyssa?

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5. Oh.

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6. Yeah.

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7. OK, I can tell you're mad at me. Do you wanna just, um, I don't know, tell me why?

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8. I didn't tell you about the crying because I didn't want you to know how upset I was. Because it would've stressed you out and you're always saying how much you don't want more stress.

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9. It's not Brian's fault.

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10. OK.

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11. Oh?

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12. Are you sure?

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13. Yeah.

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14. OK.

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15. Wow. I didn't know you kept this.

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16. Thank you.

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17. I don't think you should go to Philly tonight. I think that you should stay and I think we should fight.

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18. Yeah, I do.

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19. He sounds like a wounded animal.

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20. Ok.

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21. Oh that's mine! Um, I'll just, I'll get it out of the way for you.

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22. Jim set up a job interview for me today in Philly. It's um, with a real estate company, which is a great fit for me because I live in a house and I know what a bathroom is. I'm sorry, I am just very nervous because honestly this is all moving a lot faster than I expected. And, and because my resume can fit on a post-it note.

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23. Uh, not on a three month boat trip.

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24. hello!

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25. Hi! Hey, do I look ok?

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26. Ok

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27. What's that? Is that a-

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28. How are you, Isaac? You have something in your ear.

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29. Yes. It is. And thank you so much for setting up this opportunity, I really appreciate it.

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30. Thanks.

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31. Wait, are you saying that into the phone or are you saying that to me.

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32. Ha ha.

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33. Bye.

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34. Hello.

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35. Hi, Pam, hello.

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36. I'm Pam Halpert.

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37. Oh my god. He's Michael Scott.

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38. Oh my god.

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39. Yeah, I've seen that with my kids. Um, it is tiny, but I've actually been commissioned by the City of Scranton to paint a mural-

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40. Oh, cause it was upside down.

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41. So um-

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42. Yeah, the um, the city commissioned me to do the-

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43. Yes.

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44. Two children, yes.

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45. I am not pr-

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46. Pregnant, no.

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47. Wow.

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48. I'm sorry I thought this job was for the position of office manager.

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49. So, kinda like a receptionist.

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50. Yes.

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51. I spent 10 years as a receptionist, to Michael Scott. And I have kids now. And I just, I can't.

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52. hey!

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53. Oh my gosh, wait until you. This guy was unbelievable. Ok so-

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54. Eight? Really?

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55. Sure. I mean, it's Philly. I can kill four hours. So uh, yeah. I'll see you at eight.

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56. Love you.

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57. Hello?

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58. Oh, wow. Seriously? Oh my gosh, is that champagne?

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59. Oh, Jim I should have told you I didn't get the job.

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60. Oh, yeah. I'm more than alright. There's just nothing to celebrate.

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61. You're very quick on your feet. I remember you. Funny.

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62. So, imagine like the real estate version of Michael Scott and that was this guy. He did half the interview as Ace Ventura.

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63. Oh, uh, entire bottle. At least.

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64. Guess what poster he had on his wall?

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65. MmMm.

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66. MmMm. You're getting colder.

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67. No. The Odd Life of Timothy Green.

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68. I don't know, but it's interesting right?

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69. He said he can't help but tear up when he looks at it. It's like right next to his desk. He must look at it twenty times a day.

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70. Mmhm.

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71. I don't know.

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72. I know. It's just even if it was, a great boss and a great job, I just, I don't know, I don't know if I want, um, I don't know if I want this.

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73. Is it? I just, I liked our life in Scranton.

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74. Oh, Dwight. I'm so sorry. Were you guys close?

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75. ' bad.

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76. Todd, you're just saying insults in the form of an apology.

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77. I think it's called 'Nibbles'.

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78. Hey, hey, guys. Wait. Before we accept these cupcakes, I think we need to have a conversation privately in the conference room. Don't eat the cupcake.

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79. I don't think we should eat Packers' cupcakes. We can't give him the satisfaction.

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80. We can't let him buy our forgiveness with cupcakes. He was awful to us. And, he still is. How much is a cupcake? $2.50? Is that the price of our dignity?

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81. Would any of you be saying any of this if the cupcakes were from Supermart?

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82. So, it really is just about the cupcakes.

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83. Kevin, um, let's think of something to distract us. Uh, like the movie Skyfall. You loved the movie Skyfall, right?

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84. Yes. He was a good spy.

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85. Guys, I'm proud of us. I think we did the right thing. Hey!

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86. Wait!

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87. No, no. It's the principle of the thing.

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88. Good morning, Erin.

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89. Hey, everybody. Um, I decided to eat my cupcake. I thought about it last night. I talked to Jim. I talked to my sister. And, I think that, as long as Todd Packer doesn't know, it's OK.

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90. Phyllis!

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91. No!

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92. Oh my god! Is everyone OK?

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93. Wow. He is officially the worst human being.

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94. But, Kevin that's...

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95. Phyllis has gotten into audio books and lately she's been listening to 50 Shades of Grey. Which, if you don't know what it is, it's a book about um...

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96. Yeah.

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97. Be careful. I pulled my mom's dog off a pillow once, and I got bit.

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98. She's listening to 50 Shades of Grey.

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99. Cici has been calling me 'Pamela'. Like four times this week.

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100. I wonder if she'll start calling you 'Jim'.

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