Receptionist turned office administrator and Michael Scott Paper Company co-founder.
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Oh great. Um, no, this weekend? Nothing. I'm not really doing anything.
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I might go to the mall.
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I need new shoes.
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Why did you put Dwight in charge of that? He did a horrible job.
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We stole Dwight's trashcan and she found some of his early attempts at his sign.
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Mmm hmm.
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Mmm hmm.
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Yeah.
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You promise these are confidential?
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Did you just mark on that?
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You made a 'P.'
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In case I get sick.
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Because we're not married.
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We haven't set a date.
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Shut up, Dwight.
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I'm not talking to you anymore.
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Um... Actually, we don't have any staff birthdays coming up.
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Oh.
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Okay, umm... that would be Meredith.
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But it's not until next month.
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You still want to have a party?
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How about green?
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This was tough. I suggested we flip a coin. But Angela said she doesn't like to gamble. Of course by saying that she was gambling that I wouldn't smack her.
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It is... her birthday.
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An alliance?
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What does that even mean?
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Hey, Jim, can I talk to you for a second?
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Um, I don't know, I'm just like, I'm going a little crazy 'cause I keep overhearing all these conversations between Michael and corporate about like, staff issues?
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Yeah, he's making me take notes on these meetings and I'm, like, 'These people are my friends.' But he's all like, 'This is confidential. You can't tell anybody.' But I just feel like I want to... aaah. Just promise me you're not gonna say anything.
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OK, yeah.
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He's in a box?
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Hey where are you? Yeah, we were supposed to meet here. What? Oh my gosh! That ties in perfectly with something that Michael was telling me earlier! I just don't know what some of the people in, like, accounting are going to do? It said specifically that...
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Happy Birthday.
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Oh, tell me, tell me.
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That's perfect!
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Hey, Hey!
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Come on.
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It's just office pranks.
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Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. Hold please.
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I wasn't really going for anything.
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Are you being serious?
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Okay.
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No one's calling.
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Sometimes there's a lot of time between the calls.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Yes.
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No.
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Yeah, I could tell.
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That was a good example.
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Okay.
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Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. One moment I'll transfer you.
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I'm so sorry. ... seriously, we're just...
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My fiance has plans for us this Saturday. So I really hope that Dwight doesn't make me work. Maybe I should sleep with him? I'm kidding, kidding. Totally kidding.
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No, no, I know that the warranty's expired, but isn't it supposed to last longer than two years if it isn't defective? OK, fine, three years.
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Please don't throw garbage at me.
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I don't think so Michael. Besides, I can't cheer against my fiance.
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Maybe Angela would cheerlead.
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Yeah, I'm just forwarding the phones.
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Yeah, you're gonna need it.
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I'm just saying, Roy is very competitive.
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And he wants to take the WaveRunners to the lake this Saturday so...
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Um, I think I'm gonna be up at the lake.
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Woo!
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Mmm-hmm.
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Hey.
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Yeah, he's, uh, pretty good, huh? Let's get you into a tub.
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New pants?
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Abercrombie & Fitch?
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Well, I though we were saving money for the wedding, but apparently Roy thought it was more important to buy two WaveRunners. I don't really ever get to use the other WaveRunner that's supposed to be mine because his brother uses it and they race.
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Uh, Michael?
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Hey, there's a...
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There's a person here...
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There's...
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There's a person here who wants to sell handbags.
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Okay, I told her you'd talk to her.
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Okay.
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There's an HR meeting in there at 11:30.
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No.
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That's a very rude thing to say, Kevin.
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It's nice having Katy around. It's another person for Michael to um, interact with.
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We're not dating, we're engaged.
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[smiles]
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Oh definitely, definitely step in and out of it like that.
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Oh!
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Oh...
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Oh, God. It's sad. It's so sad.
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[smiles in agreement]
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You're horrible.
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Yeah, what's that?
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I'm engaged. So...
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I wished, right?
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Yeah, I gave it to you.
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So, can I..?
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[nods]
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That's what he said.
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Hi.
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Roy...
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Cut it out.
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Stop it.
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