Pam Beesly Quotes from The Office | Page 17

No, I don't know what the future holds, but... I'm optimistic. And, uh, I had fun goofing around with Dwight today. Jim and I... are just... too similar. Maybe one day I'll find my own Karen. But--- you--- that is, a, um, you know, not--- A man. A man version. But, uh, until then... I can hold my head up. ... I'm not gay.

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Medium rare. Thanks.

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I know.

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Well, I wish you would.

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Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. Just one moment, I'll transfer you.

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I haven't heard anything, but I bet Jim got the job. I mean, why wouldn't he? He's totally qualified, and smart, everyone loves him... and, if he never comes back again... that's OK. We're friends. And I'm sure we'll stay friends. We just, we never got the timing right. You know? I shot him down, and then he did the same to me, and... But you know what? It's OK. I'm totally fine. Everything is gonna be totally---

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Yes.

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I'm sorry, what was the question?

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Mmm-hmm.

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Yeah, well, you know, whatever happens. Oh.

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Oh, I know. We talked about it and he told me.

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Okay.

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Kelly made me realize something. She and I have... nothing in common. And I need more friends.

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It was for a video.

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A celebrity sex tape.

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Not relevant.

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Not relevant.

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It all happened so fast.

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Jim and I went to dinner a few times when he got back from New York. I talked him through his break up. It's really nice to be good friends again.

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And Sunday I'm thinking of going to that flea-market at the drive-in.

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Cool.

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Well have fun with that.

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Thank God you were there.

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Oh, Michael.

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Hey guys, we're all gonna visit Meredith at lunch. And we're kicking in $5 for flowers.

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No, uh, me Stanley and Phyllis so far.

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Yeah, I haven't asked him yet.

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I was planning on it.

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Angela?

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Are you coming?

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Can't your other cats keep her company.

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Angela, you're the chairman of the party planning committee. I shouldn't even be planning this, it's your job.

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OK, we're leaving for the hospital at 1.

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I can take 3 people.

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Alright, I will get a card at the hospital and we'll sign it outside her room.

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Sales people can go later in the day. Hourly works can go at lunch.

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I...

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I was thinking that we...

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But...

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Michael! Michael!

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It's gonna be OK.

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Michael, Angela's cat died.

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That's cool.

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Oh me too.

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Same religion.

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I can help you with that.

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I told you I'm not dating anyone. And even if I was, I don't think it's anyone's business. I mean, when I do fall in love, like when it's for real, the last person I'm gonna talk about it too is a camera crew, or my co-workers. Almost marrying Roy Anderson was as close to Pamela Anderson as I ever want to be. Trust me, when I fall in love, you'll know.

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Michael Scott's Dunder-Mifflin, Scranton, Meredith Palmer memorial, celebrity rabies awareness, fun run race for the cure, this is Pam.

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Pro-Am race for the... They hung up.

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What's wrong?

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Hmm...

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Ah.

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Angela, I'm sorry.

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I'm more of a dog person.

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Well I'm gonna start fast.

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Then I'm gonna run fast in the middle.

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Then I'm gonna end fast.

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Cause they're just stupid.

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Yeah... That was um...

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Yeah, I gave him a ride home because...

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... We're dating.

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Ah, yeah. We haven't told anybody, but it's going really great. Right?

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Well a giant check costs about $200.00 to make up. I have a print shop standing by but... What do you think Michael, that's over 25% of our funds?

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Giant check it is.

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Not well. A doctor won't come out to collect a check for $700.00, or $500.00 if we go with the giant check.

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And also there is no such thing as a rabies doctor.

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I don't think so.

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Michael, 5k means 5 kilometers, not 5 thousand miles.

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Hey.

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Oh my God.

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You said come in!

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Oh my God.

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So I closed the door but the image of his...

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... dangling participle...

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... still burned in my eyes.

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Come in.

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Yes. Or come in.

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On average, how many hours a day do you spend naked in your office? Just ballpark.

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They're so not.

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I didn't see where it started but I saw where it ended.

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They say if you're nervous around someone you should picture them naked. I do not recommend this strategy. Try picturing them with more clothes on... or a funny coat.

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What? Look, no it was not...

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Yeah. Oh we're in last place.

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Darn it.

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I don't know I'm really committed to winning.

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Mmm... Yes.

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Yeah.

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You like it? It's kinda designy and cool, it was $8.00.

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Yeah probably. Hey, Michael?

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I'm still having a nice day.

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Yeah. Hey Michael, look at this lamp. $8.00.

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And Michael, you don't have rabies. And chances are you're not going to get it anytime soon. So... you don't really have to think about it too much.

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Yeah, but there's other, better people out there who are helping.

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I know you Michael, I saw you naked.

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Michael.

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Hey, Toby.

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Kelly, we're going to visit Meredith at lunch. Kelly?

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Hey.

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I gotcha one.

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Yeah.

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