Pam Beesly Quotes from The Office | Page 17

No, I don't know what the future holds, but... I'm optimistic. And, uh, I had fun goofing around with Dwight today. Jim and I... are just... too similar. Maybe one day I'll find my own Karen. But--- you--- that is, a, um, you know, not--- A man. A man version. But, uh, until then... I can hold my head up. ... I'm not gay.

Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16901

Medium rare. Thanks.

Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16920

I know.

Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16922

Well, I wish you would.

Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16924

Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. Just one moment, I'll transfer you.

Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16925

I haven't heard anything, but I bet Jim got the job. I mean, why wouldn't he? He's totally qualified, and smart, everyone loves him... and, if he never comes back again... that's OK. We're friends. And I'm sure we'll stay friends. We just, we never got the timing right. You know? I shot him down, and then he did the same to me, and... But you know what? It's OK. I'm totally fine. Everything is gonna be totally---

Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16926

Yes.

Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16928

I'm sorry, what was the question?

Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16930

Mmm-hmm.

Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16945

Yeah, well, you know, whatever happens. Oh.

Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16947

Oh, I know. We talked about it and he told me.

Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16949

Okay.

Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16951

Kelly made me realize something. She and I have... nothing in common. And I need more friends.

Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16952

It was for a video.

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 16975

A celebrity sex tape.

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 16977

Not relevant.

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 16979

Not relevant.

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 16981

It all happened so fast.

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 16983

Jim and I went to dinner a few times when he got back from New York. I talked him through his break up. It's really nice to be good friends again.

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 16985

And Sunday I'm thinking of going to that flea-market at the drive-in.

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 16989

Cool.

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 16991

Well have fun with that.

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 16993

Thank God you were there.

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17001

Oh, Michael.

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17007

Hey guys, we're all gonna visit Meredith at lunch. And we're kicking in $5 for flowers.

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17016

No, uh, me Stanley and Phyllis so far.

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17018

Yeah, I haven't asked him yet.

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17020

I was planning on it.

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17022

Angela?

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17024

Are you coming?

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17027

Can't your other cats keep her company.

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17031

Angela, you're the chairman of the party planning committee. I shouldn't even be planning this, it's your job.

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17033

OK, we're leaving for the hospital at 1.

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17066

I can take 3 people.

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17068

Alright, I will get a card at the hospital and we'll sign it outside her room.

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17072

Sales people can go later in the day. Hourly works can go at lunch.

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17074

I...

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17076

I was thinking that we...

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17078

But...

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17080

Michael! Michael!

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17120

It's gonna be OK.

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17140

Michael, Angela's cat died.

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17142

That's cool.

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17151

Oh me too.

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17172

Same religion.

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17174

I can help you with that.

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17204

I told you I'm not dating anyone. And even if I was, I don't think it's anyone's business. I mean, when I do fall in love, like when it's for real, the last person I'm gonna talk about it too is a camera crew, or my co-workers. Almost marrying Roy Anderson was as close to Pamela Anderson as I ever want to be. Trust me, when I fall in love, you'll know.

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17217

Michael Scott's Dunder-Mifflin, Scranton, Meredith Palmer memorial, celebrity rabies awareness, fun run race for the cure, this is Pam.

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17218

Pro-Am race for the... They hung up.

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17220

What's wrong?

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17248

Hmm...

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17250

Ah.

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17252

Angela, I'm sorry.

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17254

I'm more of a dog person.

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17256

Well I'm gonna start fast.

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17259

Then I'm gonna run fast in the middle.

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17261

Then I'm gonna end fast.

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17263

Cause they're just stupid.

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17265

Yeah... That was um...

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17268

Yeah, I gave him a ride home because...

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17270

... We're dating.

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17272

Ah, yeah. We haven't told anybody, but it's going really great. Right?

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17274

Well a giant check costs about $200.00 to make up. I have a print shop standing by but... What do you think Michael, that's over 25% of our funds?

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17283

Giant check it is.

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17286

Not well. A doctor won't come out to collect a check for $700.00, or $500.00 if we go with the giant check.

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17293

And also there is no such thing as a rabies doctor.

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17295

I don't think so.

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17297

Michael, 5k means 5 kilometers, not 5 thousand miles.

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17303

Hey.

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17305

Oh my God.

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17307

You said come in!

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17309

Oh my God.

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17311

So I closed the door but the image of his...

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17312

... dangling participle...

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17314

... still burned in my eyes.

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17316

Come in.

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17318

Yes. Or come in.

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17320

On average, how many hours a day do you spend naked in your office? Just ballpark.

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17324

They're so not.

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17326

I didn't see where it started but I saw where it ended.

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17328

They say if you're nervous around someone you should picture them naked. I do not recommend this strategy. Try picturing them with more clothes on... or a funny coat.

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17332

What? Look, no it was not...

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17342

Yeah. Oh we're in last place.

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17367

Darn it.

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17369

I don't know I'm really committed to winning.

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17386

Mmm... Yes.

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17388

Yeah.

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17390

You like it? It's kinda designy and cool, it was $8.00.

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17423

Yeah probably. Hey, Michael?

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17432

I'm still having a nice day.

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17440

Yeah. Hey Michael, look at this lamp. $8.00.

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17442

And Michael, you don't have rabies. And chances are you're not going to get it anytime soon. So... you don't really have to think about it too much.

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17444

Yeah, but there's other, better people out there who are helping.

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17446

I know you Michael, I saw you naked.

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17448

Michael.

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17464

Hey, Toby.

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17478

Kelly, we're going to visit Meredith at lunch. Kelly?

Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17480

Hey.

Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17532

I gotcha one.

Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17534

Yeah.

Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17536

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