Pam Beesly Quotes from The Office (page 16)

Receptionist turned office administrator and Michael Scott Paper Company co-founder.

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1. It's just, like, so creepy.

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2. Oh, some guy exposed himself to Phyllis in the parking lot.

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3. Yeah, Bob Vance took her for a walk to calm down.

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4. It's disgusting and demeaning.

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5. Phallus?

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6. I don't often miss Roy. But I can tell you one thing. I wish someone had flashed me when I was with Roy. Because that would have been the ass-kicking of the year. Especially if it had been Jim. He would not have wanted me to have seen Jim's... Whoo, I am... I am saying a lot of things.

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7. That's OK. I don't feel like answering phones.

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8. 'Sleeves down to the wrists, buttoned-up collars, and muted colors.' Nobody dress like that.

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9. Yeah.

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10. Uh, Phyllis got a good look.

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11. Oh.

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12. Oh, yeah. You really shouldn't litter.

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13. What do you want to dish about?

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14. OK. New topic. Kelly, how are things with Ryan?

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15. Michael, you shouldn't do anything that you're uncomfortable with.

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16. Oh, my God.

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17. Michael, you need to get out of this.

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18. No, normal women don't do stuff like that. This is bad.

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19. Read the pros first.

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20. What was the last one?

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21. Michael... you shouldn't be with someone who doesn't make you happy.

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22. Maybe. But it sounds like you're just wrong for each other.

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23. No one said it has no calories.

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24. I'm kind of in-between boyfriends right now. So I don't need anything sexy. But I do need some new hand towels. I figure I can cut up this robe.

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25. Don't answer it.

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26. Here, uh... Meredith? Why don't you put your hazards on.

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27. I think I've got it.

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28. I don't think we really need that, Michael.

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29. You know, I changed a tire today. All by myself. This bathrobe's already coming in handy. Coming!

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30. Good luck, Michael.

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31. Don't leave a -

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32. It is totally inappropriate, but on the other hand...

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33. About 40 times a year, Michael gets really sick, but has no symptoms. Dwight is always gravely concerned.

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34. Michael?

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35. David Wallace is on line one.

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36. Oh, great. I forgot mine and I'm wearing a two piece.

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37. Thanks Toby.

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38. I thought we were just having fun at the beach.

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39. You want me to write down people's indefinable qualities?

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40. I have the most boring job in the office, so... why wouldn't I have the most boring job on beach day?

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41. Like what?

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42. Well... no, I don't... exactly... what?

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43. There's nothing better than a beautiful day at the beach, filled with sun, surf, and uh... diligent note-taking.

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44. Does it have to do with these shopping bags filled with hot dogs?

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45. When's the contest?

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46. How am I supposed to... get...

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47. I think they're even. At various times you gave Jim ten points, Dwight a gold star, and Stanley a thumbs up. And I don't really know how to compare those units.

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48. I really doubt it, Michael.

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49. I'm gonna do it. And I fully expect to burn my feet and go to the hospital. That's the right spirit when doing a coal walk, right?

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50. I'd like to try it.

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51. But I'm not kidding. I really want to do it.

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52. Do you want us to count to three?

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53. Michael, do something!

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54. Oooh, uh hah, ooh! Wha-hoo! Ahhhh...

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55. Hey! I want to say something. I've been trying to be more honest lately and I just need to say a few things. I did the coal walk! Just, I did it! Michael, you couldn't even do that. Maybe I should be your boss? Wow, I feel really good right now. Why didn't any of you come to my art show? I invited all of you. That really sucked. It's like sometimes some of you act like I don't even exist. Jim, I called off my wedding because of you. And now we're not even friends. And things are just like weird between us, and that sucks. And I miss you. You were my best friend before you went to Stamford, and I really miss you. I shouldn't have been with Roy. And there were a lot of reasons to call off my wedding. But the truth is, I didn't care about any of those reasons until I met you. And now you're with someone else. And that's... fine. It's... whatever. That's not what... I'm not... Okay, my feet really hurt. The thing that I'm just trying to say to you, Jim... and to everyone else in this circle I guess, is that I miss having fun with you. Just you, not everyone in the circle. Okay, I am going to go walk in the water now. Yeah. It's a good day.

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56. Sometimes Michael gets nostalgic and he talks about the classic gang. That's Michael, me, Jim, Dwight, Angela, Kevin, Oscar, Stanley, Phyllis, Creed, Meredith, Kelly and Ryan. We're a regular Ocean's Eleven.

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57. Jim, David Wallace is calling for you.

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58. You remember you fired Roy for attacking Jim and I don't talk to him anymore really.

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59. Um, Karen left her blindfold on the longest but she also threw her egg at Jim.

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60. I think they were just having fun.

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61. It tells me nothing.

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62. There's 800 of them!

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63. Hey. I think it looks great.

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64. After I had my little outburst at the beach, Jim was really nice about it. He just basically said that he missed my friendship too and I would always mean a lot to him and I understand where he's coming from. For the record, I am not embarassed at all. It needed to be said, and I said it, and it only took me three years to summons the courage, so thank you.

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65. Hey.

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66. Um, about the beach...

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67. Oh, no it's not that, I've actually been thinking that for a long time, and I'm glad I said it. I just... I'm sorry if it made you feel weird.

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68. Wow, very funny.

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69. [smiles]

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70. He's from that company in Pitts...

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71. What do you want me to do?

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72. What about Meredith?

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73. So, um, Michael needs us in the conference room.

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74. Uh, sure.

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75. I really hope you get the job.

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76. Just don't get back together with her.

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77. This was a terrible relationship. You were not happy when you were with her.

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78. You're so much happier now. Just go in there and be strong.

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79. Right.

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80. Oh my God.

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81. That's crazy!

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82. Wow!

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83. No, it's fine. I'm sure it must have been weird for Jim when Roy and I were joking around... that

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84. Good luck.

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85. I'm happy for him. I hope he gets the job. I really just want him to be happy. And I know that sounds cliche. And I know saying it sounds cliche, sounds cliche... Maybe I'm being cliche. I don't care. Cause I am what I am. That's Popeye.

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86. What happened?

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87. Thank you.

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88. Really?

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89. You will be your own assistant.

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90. Okay. So... you would be the Regional Manager,

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91. Mm-hmm.

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92. Absolutely, I do.

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93. I learned from Jim, if Dwight ever asks you to accept something secret... you reply, 'Absolutely, I do.'

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94. Then who do you think will get the job?

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95. What is the cash value of a Schrute Buck?

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96. I literally cannot wait to see what Dwight has planned. And I wish Jim were here.

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97. HEY! COME ON! Let's listen to Dwight's presentation!

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98. How'd it go?

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99. Did... Karen get the job?

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100. Dwight, hello.

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