Erin Hannon Quotes from The Office (page 11)

Receptionist after Pam, relentlessly cheerful.

1,469 quotes · page 11 of 15

1. No, go ahead.

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2. Andy, you broke my heart. Do you know what it feels like to be constantly rejected by you and to have to watch you date someone else?

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3. You broke my heart more recently and more often. And I think at some point, in my head, it just sort of clicked that we're not meant to be.

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4. I know.

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5. Really? 'cause you've been kind of a B to him all afternoon.

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6. Irene, what would you do without me?

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7. Why?

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8. Andy wait! Andy! Andy wait! Don't go! Andy I love you! Stop! Oh, this is the wrong Prius. I don't love you. I'm sorry.

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9. Andy.

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10. Let's get out of here.

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11. Let's go.

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12. No, I don't have any stuff.

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13. I don't have one.

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14. No.

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15. I just... there's always one around.

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16. I always find one. Have you ever heard of buying a toothbrush?

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17. Going to Pennsylvania.

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18. Oh. That must be nice.

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19. Oh, no, no, I meant that it must be nice to have parents.

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20. No.

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21. Yes.

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22. Yes. So do I.

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23. Important.

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24. Well, Andy, I'm upset, but you did this in the best way possible, and I knew you as a lover and I'll remember you as a gentleman. Okay, that was one minute and ten seconds.

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25. I think we should try again. This time, worst case scenario.

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26. What?

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27. What is it? I didn't sleep well last night.

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28. So, I'm Erin. Hi.

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29. Okay Andy, that is a bachelorette party, this is Jessica's friends and they've been drinking during the daytime. Should we go?

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30. Andy-

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31. No, uh, I'll just have some gummy bears.

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32. But... they're penises.

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33. Maybe we should just go.

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34. That was a really rough scene.

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35. Yeah.

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36. Oh, yeah.

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37. Yeah. Yes, of course. Ah... I feel really tired.

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38. Probably from seeing that turkey.

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39. When we drove by the farm. Oh. Always does it.

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40. What? Why are we-

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41. Uh-oh!

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42. ...his girlfriend's back!

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43. Thank you.

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44. When I see him start to get mad, I just put my hand on his arm like this.

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45. There you go. Hey. we're gonna have a nice, hot date.

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46. Hey. So last night was so not a big deal.

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47. We both were. Plus, I was definitely not my normal sexy self.

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48. Really. It's not a big deal.

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49. When you lost the manager job-

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50. Did it affect you outside of the office?

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51. I don't know what the technical term is... Penial softiosis?

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52. Oh, okay.

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53. Okay.

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54. Oh.

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55. Okay, okay.

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56. Dwight!

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57. You promised!

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58. Toby, doesn't HR have some rules against talking about this kind of stuff?

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59. Shut up. Shut up! I am sick of your dumb opinions. And if you don't like the way that I take phone messages, here! Take 'em yourself!

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60. And Andy is the manager, not Nellie!

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61. And why don't you take all your stupid memos and your stupid pens and your dumb caramels?

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62. Maybe we'll get sent to anger management together.

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63. Here-

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64. But you hurt your hand.

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65. Right now?

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66. Oh that's Andy. He's just hanging out

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67. Hey, just wanted to say hi and hear you say everything is normal. Maybe video tape you saying that so that everyone upstairs can see.

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68. Andy's just coming as my date.

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69. Oh God!

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70. He's great. we're all great. Twelve dogs. This my life now, I'm a dog nurse.

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71. You're going to be alright

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72. So some of us ended up adopting those elderly dogs. It's been great!

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73. Hey.

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74. Oh.

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75. Andy, if you're gonna hang out for a while, uh'

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76. This dumb rule Robert made, he just wants visitors to sign in.

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77. No, of course not. It's just ' I think it's like if we make an exception for you, then we have to make an exception for the water guy, and then, it's like, where does it end? So just'

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78. Jim, Dwight, what are your last names?

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79. There's a call for you on line one.

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80. He says salvation. No last name.

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81. Okay, you're going to go through the hallway. Here's a map. And if you get lost, just follow the blue line.

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82. I know this is going to be a great payoff.

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83. But after you're manager, some of these images are going to be hard to shake.

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84. Just calibrate. Okay? Calibrate.

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85. No, unfortunately it's true. He's been a nightmare. And the worst part is, he's been taking it out on me.

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86. He's not hitting me. But, he's been verbally abusing me-

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87. No, he's not making this up.

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88. Andy tells me about seeing David Wallace all the time.

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89. Oh my God.

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90. Andy's coming back today! Andy's coming back today! Ha! Andy's coming back today. David Wallace sent him on an outward bound wilderness adventure for a whole month to make him more decisive and confident. He sent his own son too. And the counselors said they both grew up, big time.

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91. I'm so happy for you Kelly.

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92. Andy's coming back today!

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93. Andy's here! Old Dwight, new Dwight, Andy's here. New Jim, Tuna, Andy's here. Pam, he's here.

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94. Yeah, you know, like guh, guh, guh, guh, guh, guh, guh' guh.

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95. Yeah, seriously, it's like everything on there is work.

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96. Oh, Pete, you've got mail.

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97. Well, it's addressed to Customer Service so, it's your mail.

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98. Yeah, I'm alternating.

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99. Well, it could be a nice letter. I write nice letters to companies all the time.

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100. Oh yeah, I accidentally read it. It's not a nice letter.

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