Erin Hannon Quotes from The Office (page 15)

Receptionist after Pam, relentlessly cheerful.

1,469 quotes · page 15 of 15

1. I sneezed into my hands without using Purell and then dipped into the candy jar. Did they film that?

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2. Didn't you get the memo? It's Stairmageddon! Come on Stanley!

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3. Dwight is having maintenance done on the elevator today, and he was really on top of it. Weeks ago, he started the Stairmageddon Awareness campaign. The idea was to get us prepared, both mentally and physically, for a day that hopefully comes once in a 100 years. It's a' 'Mageddon!'

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4. Come on! Come on, Stanley! Stay in it!

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5. Come on!

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6. Come on. You got this. Here.

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7. 'Though it mostly focuses on the daily realities of office life, a lurid subplot reveals the hypocrisy of a local public figure embroiled in a gay affair while preaching family values.'

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8. I bet it's Katie Couric. I've been saying this for years.

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9. Oh, guys, it's starting! Hurry!

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10. Andy!

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11. Oscar is with the Senator too?

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12. Oh. Hey, champions.

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13. I did. I got some really good sleep.

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14. Bzzz.

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15. Clark's a dead man.

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16. Nellie, this is a competition. Please take it seriously.

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17. Hey. Why don't you back off?[looks at Pete]...I mean best of luck to you in the competition.

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18. Growing up in an orphanage, you have to fight other kids. For everything. Snacks, pillows, parents. I'm kinda worried about Pete seeing that side of me. I once ripped greedy Susan's pigtail right off her head. Just for a handful of Crispix.

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19. Nice.

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20. Yeah! Oh! Eat it piggy! Eat it! Oink oink oink oink!

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21. I can't hear what you said. You got your slop?

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22. What?

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23. Wow.

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24. Yeah!

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25. Dammit! Dammit, god. Sorry. Yeah I'm fine. I'm fine. I got mad. Cause I don't like losing. I'm just gonna- Sorry I'm mad! I'm mad, I'm really mad. I wanted to win. We were gonna win a lot of money, I was gonna buy you a sweater. It's stupid. Just the whole contest is stupid. That's how it feels.

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26. Sorry I'm mad! I don't like losing! I thought I was going to win!

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27. Sorry. Sorry. I'm going to go upstairs and just...

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28. Oh, is Andy in? Sorry, I thought you said 'is Indian' and was like, 'Is Indian what?' Is Indian food good? Is Indian jewelry pretty? Is Indian hair an expensive kind of wig? Yes, to all three, by the way.

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29. Lately, I've been having a lot of trouble keeping track of Andy's calendar. His student film audition schedule is crazy hectic.

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30. Yes, there's Andy! Andy is in. I'm a good receptionist, I know he's in.

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31. So true. Is there a question, or are'what?

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32. Bluntly? Yes. Huge mistake. Andy, honestly, I think you might become homeless. Or maybe even starve.

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33. I had no idea. And here I've been stapling the same way for 20 years like a frickin' sheep.

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34. Actually, maybe we should go on a double date some time. That'd be fun.

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35. Well, how about Thursday?

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36. Just forget it. Forget I said anything.

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37. The tea in Nepal is very hot.

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38. The tea in Nepal is very hot.

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39. Close.

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40. Colder.

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41. No, I meant you're getting colder. The correct response is, 'the coffee in Peru is much hotter.'

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42. But, that's three wrong, so I gotta give you the steam. Unless you want me to break protocol?

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43. Aw, heck ya!

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44. Darryl?! Darryl!

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45. You left us without saying goodbye.

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46. Are you kidding? You broke our hearts. Get upstairs.

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47. Get upstairs, mister!

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48. Oh, god!

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49. Listen guys, we can do it all. We just have to divide Darryl's next 12 hours into 90-minute segments. I will go watch an eHow video on how to use Excel, and then we'll get this started.

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50. We have our decision.

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51. We want to dance with you.

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52. One dance, all of us together.

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53. Absolutely.

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54. Yes!

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55. Ok, everybody ready?

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56. You have to change the channel to PBS.

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57. But there's a documentary coming up. Everyone in the bar will love it.

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58. A paper company.

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59. Whoo!

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60. Oh!

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61. Phyllis!

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62. How's Florida?

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63. Really?

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64. Thank you.

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65. Maybe sometimes. But not like 'hate' hate. More just like, 'Mom, I hate you!' And then she would say 'go to your room, young lady.' And I'd stamp my foot and run upstairs and I have a room, which is really cool. And then we'd just have dinner together. But I don't know. I'd have to meet her. Thanks.

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66. Yes?

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67. Yes? Is there a follow-up question? Mom?

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68. I don't know. I've just always been really good at dancing.

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69. How did you do it? How did you capture what it was really like? How we felt and how made each other laugh and how we got through the day? How did you do it? Also, how do cameras work?

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