Erin Hannon Quotes from The Office (page 10)

Receptionist after Pam, relentlessly cheerful.

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1. Oh, Angela will make you cut your fingernails. It's not worth it.

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2. Hi.

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3. Hey, aren't you an actor?

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4. Weren't you in Sweeny Todd last year with Andy?

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5. And here's the fax for you.

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6. Ah! Love to learn.

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7. So...

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8. We're pin twins.

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9. Yeah. That's cute. When I saw it in CVS it made me gag too.

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10. For a while there I thought something would change. But nope. Andy's still with Jessica, they even carpool together most days. I don't know, I wouldn't mind carpooling every day with Andy, but I wouldn't want to spend that much time with Jessica.

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11. Absolutely. Works for me.

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12. [laughs exaggeratedly]

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13. Hey guys, any spots left?

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14. I do. I really do. I think it would be a nice way to clear my head.

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15. Either or. But if you can find someone to fill in, I would love to go.

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16. Really? Oh, great. Good, ahem, good.

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17. I'm going to Florida.....and I'm not coming back.

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18. Yeah. And they should have a place where people can check their computers or printers before they see you so you don't have to carry it around like a dope. Like a coat check. Oh, don't write it down unless you like it.

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19. Goodbye for a very very long time.

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20. Oh. I was reading the mattress tag and I fell asleep.

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21. Stanley, wake up, it's pretzel day!

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22. Hey, wake up. Let's have some fun. We're in Florida now.

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23. What do you think happened?

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24. Hey, are you okay?

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25. Who says none of us are diarrheal?

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26. Yeah!

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27. Jim, are you in?

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28. How long will he be gone?

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29. Well, we broke into groups and the groups are doing presentations later.

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30. Packer's giving one. Jim'll probably give ours, I guess.

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31. Let's see, what else have you missed? Ryan switched his name tag to his pants, so now it's like if you wear yours on your shirt, you're a total dip, but if you switch, you're a copycat. But I think I figured out a solution. What else? My shoes are gonna-

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32. Do a hundred jumping jacks.

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33. I don't feel like it either!

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34. Ninety-seven, ninety-eight, ninety-nine-

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35. Retail consumer habits.

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36. Convenience.

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37. Service.

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38. Building loyalty.

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39. Famous, hi. I'm sure you get ideas for new cookies all the time, but I-

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40. I'm sorry to have wasted your time.

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41. And I will have waffle with your mapliest syrup.

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42. Oh, okay. Just forget it, then. Forget it. Forget it.

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43. A hotel waffle. I know what I want to eat. Is that crazy?

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44. I'm moving down here, you know.

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45. I'm young, and I can ' and if I can't, I'm still pretty young. I guess I'll always be young.

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46. Hey.

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47. Whoa. the lights are still on.

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48. I like how guys just know stuff all the time.

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49. Hello, waffle iron.

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50. Okay, so the recipe says we need a mixing bowl'

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51. ' a measuring cup'

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52. It's the fuzz!

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53. Hey.

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54. Hey.

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55. A lot of fun.

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56. You should move down here with me.

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57. We could be roommates.

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58. We could get a dog. We could go to R-rated movies. And who knows, I mean, you're a guy, I'm a girl-

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59. Maybe in six months-

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60. Hey Strangers. So stoked for the Sabre store opening.

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61. Hey, my name's Tabitha. I'm camped out in front of the Sabre store so I can be first in line for the new Pyramid. Psst. It's me Erin. Dwight had me pretend to be a hipster to create hype, and it's working. There's already people camped out behind me.

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62. I was ahead of you!

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63. Come on. I was in line before you.

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64. Uh yeah. I already bought my Pyramid, but I don't want to leave yet. I haven't had so much fun since seeing' zoo-Ey Desh-channel at the Couch-arilla music festival. So fun.

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65. We are closed! Come on.

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66. Sorry about kicking you out. It's just, we don't want our brand associated with death.

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67. You're not married yet?

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68. My best friend was my boss, Andy. We dated for a while, but since then, he rejected me, and we're not really friends.

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69. Yeah! Forget him! And you should forget your husband.

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70. Hellosi, I'm home, babaloo.

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71. I got it. It was so busy at the store today. Really good cheese samples. I had, like, a hundred.

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72. Irene hired me as her live-in helper. We met at the store launch. I told her I was moving here and I needed a place and it just sort of made sense. I basically do everything for her. I run errands. I do chores around the house. I cook and clean. Honestly, I don't know how she survived without me.

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73. Well, today might be kind of tough, Irene. I have to talk to my old boss, Andy, and tell him I'm staying in Florida.

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74. Oh, I boiled some Gatorade.

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75. Can you help me? I'm trying to make a video chat with Andy.

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76. Can you just do it?

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77. Erin123'

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78. All right.

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79. That's so weird. There's something wrong with my laptop. Oh. I fixed it.

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80. Yes, this is too tan. This right here-

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81. This is a tanned spot.

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82. Well, Andy, I'm not coming back.

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83. I have a job here. I work for an old lady.

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84. Andy?

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85. Another beautiful day in Tallahassee. Ooh. Good morning, Alonzo.

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86. How are you? How's your family doing?

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87. Bye.

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88. Look at this place! Five rooms, and I get to clean them all. That's right. I'm a maid for an old lady. Her grandson's staying with us too because he ran out of money. Listen to me, bragging away.

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89. I'm in the bathroom.

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90. Yes.

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91. Andy, what are you doing here? It's great to see you.

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92. Uh, would you guys mind if we talked privately for a second? Sorry, Glenn.

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93. Um, Andy... I am so happy to see you. But I'm not coming back with you.

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94. Hey... don't listen.

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95. Oh, thanks. I've been re-using the hot dog water so it gets more flavor. It's only going to keep getting better.

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96. So you came to get me, but you still have a girlfriend.

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97. You didn't even stop to pee? Gross.

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98. Oh, you're doing so good. Oh my God, you're superman over there.

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99. I've heard that's amazing when it works.

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100. Andy, I care about you and I think--

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