Erin Hannon Quotes from The Office (page 9)

Receptionist after Pam, relentlessly cheerful.

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1. Hit 'er up.

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2. Yeah!

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3. I want.. my sugar free cookie, and then I want a sugar cookie. and then I want my nap!

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4. Whoo! Thank you.

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5. Thank you.

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6. A thousand.

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7. Maybe you should mind your own business. Just kidding!

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8. Hey, guys. I just wanted to say. Come here! I'm so happy you guys are together. OK? And you both have such beautiful hair.

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9. I hope you guys get married....and who knows? Maybe at the wedding, I meet someone.

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10. And later on tonight, I hope I see you guys kiss. Ah! OK, well I'm gonna go do another reverse spit. That's how the cool kids say 'get a drink'.

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11. Hey.

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12. Every martini has an olive.

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13. Hey, I never told you my Christmas wish.

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14. It's about you.

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15. It's that I wish Jessica was dead.

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16. I wish she was in a graveyard! Under the ground...with worms coming out of her mouth.

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17. Too late! It's already been wished! And you promised it would come true. You wrote it in an email! So, which one are you? A murderer or a liar?

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18. Hey.

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19. Hey.

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20. Game on.

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21. I would like another alcohol.

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22. And...

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23. And you have any advice or anything?

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24. ...Help me feel better...

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25. Thank you, goodnight.

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26. Sorry guys, Jim! This package came for you, do you want me to put it on your desk?

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27. Does anyone have a first aid kit?

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28. Okay, dogs, canes, signs, manholes, stairs, piano, darkness.

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29. What is it?

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30. I did my part, babe. I'm just the bell girl.

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31. Flying jib.

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32. Yeah!

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33. Dunder Mifflin. Jessica, hi! How are you? Oh yay, that's so great to hear.

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34. I'm not going to be one of those exes who can't move on. They have their life and I have mine. I'm taking an Italian class. So far I've learned tortellini, spagettini, linguini... Well it's not so much a class as a restaurant, but I do Monday, Wednesday, Friday from seven to nine.

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35. I will patch you through right now. You sound really pretty today. Okay.

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36. Oh, I don't know, Meredith. It seems like you shouldn't drive maybe ever.

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37. How do you know where I live?

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38. Why?

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39. Oh. Come on.

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40. Wow. Andy's such a weird stalker. Following me home like that when he has a girlfriend? I should get a restraining order.

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41. Funny how we can be surrounded by people and still feel so lonely. Hi.

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42. How is everything? How's your car?

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43. Is that so? How about this weekend we take that sucker to a duck pond or something? Maybe get caught in the rain?

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44. Oh, like a goodbye trip.

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45. Hi.

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46. I guess Andy isn't totally over his current girlfriend. But, if he was jealous once before then maybe I can make him jealous again. Just not with Robert. He told me he was a ride I wouldn't survive, and I believe him.

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47. Hey, Dwight Snoot.

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48. What you doing?

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49. Ow.

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50. Come on, don't you want to play?

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51. Yeah.

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52. Oh!

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53. Stop it. Dwight, I was flirting with you. I was trying to use you to make Andy jealous.

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54. Oh Dwight!

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55. Stop.

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56. No, you stop.

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57. Is he looking? Oh. You can stop.

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58. No, no, no, he's not looking.

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59. You can actually stop.

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60. Andy's not even looking. I think sexy eating is a dead end.

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61. What is the most romantic possible thing?

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62. Dwight, that's just- that's really perfect. Thank you.

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63. Andy, Dwight and I challenge you and Jess to a chicken fight. Winner take all.

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64. Dang it! What the heck already?

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65. Yes! Woo!

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66. Dwight, our chemistry is really clicking. We work so well together.

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67. He's not looking. Hey!

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68. Dwight, we've got this. I promise. I will not leave your shoulders, no matter what.

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69. One more?

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70. Mush, mush, mush! Come on!

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71. Go! Okay. Yeah.

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72. I've got this! Charge! Go! Go!

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73. Sure. Sure we did.

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74. Hey, hey, hey Dwight. It's okay. Just rest. Just rest.

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75. Uh-uh. Uh-uh.

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76. So I kind of stepped on this. I think it's yours.

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77. The Bernard family seal. Duh.

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78. Sorry if your special night was ruined.

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79. Oh, you weren't going to do that?

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80. Andy's confused. That's not what I was hoping for, but it's not so bad either. I can live with confused. I get confused. I totally get confused.

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81. Oh, Dwight.

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82. That feels so good!

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83. Hey, Andy.

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84. Dwight gives the best back massages.

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85. I don't know, why don't you check me Dr. Shrute.

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86. You mean more like dangerous curves...

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87. Ow!

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88. You date a guy, you find out he was engaged to your coworker so you throw cake at him. It's over. You start liking him again so you ask him out with a puppet show. He says no. Then he follows you home to make sure that you don't kiss somebody. Then he ignores you at a pool party? Am I right ladies?

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89. I'm ready.

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90. Ok.

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91. Hey! Jim's back from jury duty.

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92. What was the case?

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93. Ooh, 'the case of the hit and run,' that's exciting.

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94. Ah! Angela had the baby!

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95. Ah, no. Right month, wrong year.

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96. We should all go to the hospital and visit her.

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97. Got it, bimbo.

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98. He's more than substantial. He's a monster.

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99. Is he really five pounds?

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100. Because I squat with five pounds. This- yeah, this feels like more than that.

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