Erin Hannon Quotes from The Office (page 13)

Receptionist after Pam, relentlessly cheerful.

1,469 quotes · page 13 of 15

1. What does that one do?

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2. I wish I had seen you do it.

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3. Yeah.

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4. Well, we're doing it. We're finally having a picnic on the boat.

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5. Andy, you never had to sail the boat to be a man.

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6. As long as we're on this boat, as far as I'm concerned, you're the captain.

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7. Yeah.

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8. Yeah.

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9. Nice!

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10. Do you even know what you're doing?

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11. Bahamas, Andy.

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12. Oh, you know. Just being a good girlfriend.

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13. Yes, I am very pleased I did help Andy. Would I have gone with him if he'd asked me? On his sailboat cruise to the Caribbean? Yes. I think it would have been really fun and romantic.

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14. OK!

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15. Thanks for covering the phones.

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16. Fine.

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17. Does he have a flipper?

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18. He sounds like an idiot.

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19. Ok.

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20. Thanks.

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21. Last week Andy set sail for the Bahamas to sell his family's boat, and he took his brother, but not me. I was kind of sad at first, but then I remembered that Bob Marley song -- No, woman. No cry.

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22. Oh, Andy, was.. was that your drinking water?

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23. Yeah.

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24. Andy? Andy! Andy! Andy. Oh.

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25. He's in the bathroom.

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26. Of course.

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27. Eat it Stanley!

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28. Hello.

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29. I am? Hmm.. Hi, I'm Mr. Hannon. How can I help you?

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30. He's absolutely right. I'm really struggling.

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31. It's just up and down, just a regular nod, like a person.

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32. Yes.

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33. Uh!

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34. Sorry, I uh, just saw your face.

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35. I know. That's great. It just - it makes it look like there's an eyebrow in the middle of your face.

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36. A handsome eyebrow, but, um... it makes your mouth look like an eye socket... which isn't bad.

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37. But um, you look like a cyclops whose eye... fell out... Which is great. It's such a great cause.

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38. [chuckles]

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39. Yay!

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40. Whoo!

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41. Um,. it's empty.

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42. Okay, the client is Heymont Brake and Tire. They're family-owned, but don't let that take away from your edge!

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43. Dunder Mifflin. This is Erin. Yes, you can. Okay. I will make sure that goes on file. Ladies and gentlemen, we just lost a client!

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44. Yeah!

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45. Oh...Hey, guys, the Christmas party is today. Merry Christmas everyone!

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46. I mean, it says 'X-Mas party,' but I think we all know what that's code for.

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47. Wait, German terrorists? That's oddly specific. And I think--I think you mean John McCain.

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48. I haven't seen it.

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49. Mm-Mmm.

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50. I don't know, I just haven't.

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51. No.

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52. None of this makes any sense to me!

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53. Nerd! Do you know every line of the movie?

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54. Okay, let's hear it.

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55. Die hard. Every line. Go.

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56. Don't change the subject.

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57. Movie is starting.

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58. Eh. That wasn't the line. I'm sorry, Pete.

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59. I don't know. This looks pretty legit. Oh, my gosh. I just got an email from Andy. That means they hit land.

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60. 'What up, shorty? We got in last night, sold the boat, went out, got drunk, saw life of pi, got super depressed and introspective. Gonna hang out here a while. Maybe a couple of weeks. Figure this whole life thing out. Maybe see hobbit. Lates.'

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61. So what comes next?

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62. We should just watch the movie. That makes much more sense.

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63. No. No more talking. It's movie time.

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64. Oh, great. Great! So we're watching die hard, now. Good! This is a good plan.

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65. Mm.

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66. Do you think Andy would ever jump off an exploding building tied to a hose for me?

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67. I'm still Andy's girlfriend.

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68. But you can leave your arm.

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69. Good morning, Meredith.

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70. Oh, sorry, Pam. Yikes.

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71. Trust me, I know what I'm doing. Between the foster homes and the orphanage, I had lice 22 times.

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72. Holy wow, that's a big one. Alright, pencils down everyone, we got lice!

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73. Oh, this is the cleanest scalp I've ever seen. You are all clear.

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74. Next!

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75. Lice. More lice. Angela has lice.

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76. Ooh yabber, lice!

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77. Yikers, lice.

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78. Oh yeah, big time lice.

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79. No! Stanley! If you leave now then you'll get it in your car and then you'll get it in your house!

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80. I'm trying to save you from yourself!

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81. No, no. It's more of a nuisance really. It's not that big a deal. So, I collected your hats and your coats...

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82. To be washed.

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83. No, all we need is mayonnaise.

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84. Yes, it helps to suffrocate the little buddies and it's a really healthy alternative to the chemicals found in most lice shampoos.

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85. Ok, nobody panic. If everybody just follows my instructions, then nobody else needs to end up bald. Not that it looks bad, Meredith. It looks...It looks awesome. You look like a baby who suddenly aged 50 years. A cute baby, but something sucked the life force out of it. I'm so sorry. We need mayonnaise! We need it now.

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86. Once it's all over your head, just leavr it there for four hours. That will be enough time for the lice to fall asleep, suffrocate, and then pass away.

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87. Okay, it's easier with a buddy, so everybody pair up.

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88. Oh, Creed, I'm so sorry. I'm...I'm already partners with Pete, right Pete?

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89. I feel it working. Eiffel tower!

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90. Dwight, are you okay!?

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91. Wow. He got to purple.

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92. You're up.

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93. You do kinda look like Elvis, but we should probably wash all the dead lice out.

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94. Okay. Okay. Is that too cold?

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95. Mhm. Cover that. What does that mean, exactly? What are we talking here? Details.

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96. What? Everything? What, how do I make sure it's in order? I haven't been trained for this.

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97. Hi guys!

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98. Sorry. Super-busy. Pens coming in later, just grabbing a Java before all hell breaks loose.

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99. Thank you!

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100. I don't really have time to think about Pete right now. I just have a lot going on with this whole shipment of pens. And I have a lot of people trusting me, and I would feel super guilty if I broke anyone's trust. About the pens.

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