Erin Hannon Quotes from The Office (page 12)

Receptionist after Pam, relentlessly cheerful.

1,469 quotes · page 12 of 15

1. Well, it depends. I mean, sometimes I find out things that are really sad.

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2. You mean, put me on the news?

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3. Maybe, ok? Let me think about it.

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4. Whoo!

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5. I never really thought much about being more than a receptionist. But, why? Because I happened to answer help wanted ad to be a receptionist? I mean, what if the ad had been for a CEO? Or for a brain surgeon?

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6. Yeah.

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7. No, I watch the news.

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8. This is a first for me. And, I don't get a lot of chances, so I have to take them really seriously. I will do whatever it takes to get the job.

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9. Afghan president Hamid Karzai declared a new policy of dollar days throughout the country. Promising low, low prices on all 2012 Kia Sentras and Sonatas. Aren't you glad you waited? Karzai commented.

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10. A little bit here, a little bit there. I bet you didn't think I knew current events.

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11. For Channel 11 news, I'm Erin Hannon.

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12. For Channel 11 news... I'm Erin Hannon.

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13. Got it. For Channel 11 news...

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14. I'm Erin Hannon.

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15. Oh.

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16. Oh god.

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17. Tuh.

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18. The victim was released from the hospital with second-degree burns.

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19. Well, he tried to but the fire door was blocked.

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20. Aw!

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21. Great! Let's get some food. I'm starving.

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22. I'm hungry.

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23. OK.

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24. Hey, even if this doesn't work out for me, I'm just glad I had the guts to do it. And, maybe it'll work out for Andy.

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25. Heyyy! Study buddies!

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26. Getting things done. Awesome!

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27. S'il vous plait'dites-Moi'Ugggghhh les Bleagh!

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28. I'm just trying to fit in better with Andy's family. They all speak more than one language. Usually when I'm there!

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29. Yeah! Let's do it!

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30. Oh!

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31. I was intimidated by Andy's family before. And now I have to see the First Lady at holidays? She's gonna be like, 'What's your stance on politics?' Or, 'What is the best war to do?' And, I will just be like, 'Duhhhh!'

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32. Foth aggendak!

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33. Foth aggendi!

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34. Foth aggenda!

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35. Forth aggenda!

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36. Wah!! Aggenda!!

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37. Addor!

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38. Qazer!

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39. Azem choma! Chomakka-attun!

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40. Vos!

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41. Because of your slaves.

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42. Well, if it makes you feel any better, the dothraki word for 'slave master', 'attafrauk!', is a term of respect. I'm learning how to speak dothraki! Color you impressed?

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43. Dwight, you didn't tell me you were teaching me a fake language.

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44. Dothraas! chek!

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45. Hmmm!

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46. Sorry.

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47. I'm trying. Sorry.

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48. Oh, the Pennsylvania Department of Public Welfare Pre-Adoption Standard.

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49. I wish! No, I um, I made some short lists. I had a couple sleepovers, but I never managed to get in the end zone. I don't know what it was. Not loveable maybe? Oh well.

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50. Absolutely. I know exactly what they want to hear. I would love to help.

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51. Just don't tell Andy, because..

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52. Yes!

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53. Yeah Jim!

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54. Always say that a child is placed for adoption, never surrendered. We're not hostages.

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55. Never say that.

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56. I am so excited thinking about this child you're going to adopt.

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57. [screaming upon seeing pumpkin-headed Dwight]

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58. Hey guys.

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59. Pam, what are you?

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60. No, I'm a puppy. Dang it! I was worried that would happen.

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61. Uh, Jim, you're not dressed up at all.

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62. Jim, come on. I thought we were past this.

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63. [laughs]

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64. Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!

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65. Stop it stop it stop it stop it!

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66. What is with these turkeys?

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67. Hey! You better do 'Faith.' You get me?

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68. So learn it. You all go to Cornell, you're like eight Rain men. Just learning the friggin' song.

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69. Buts... are for pooping. Okay? Make it work. You have to or Andy will flip out... And make it a surprise, please. This isn't stupid.

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70. The more I hear about all this a capella drama, the more I think it's kind of pathetic. But when you're with someone, you put up with the stuff that makes you lose respect for them, and that is love.

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71. Are you okay?

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72. Okay!

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73. Yeah.

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74. Oh well, Andy, we're not moving to Cornell.

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75. Yeah.

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76. Oy. Andy, what's going on?

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77. Well, um, you know maybe you're the wise old guy that the new uh, B-O-N-E-R champ looks up to. You know, you could just--

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78. Well, I was gonna say, be a mentor.

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79. Oh.

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80. What's wrong?

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81. She could get like sixty packages of Ramen noodles for five bucks. She could eat for a month.

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82. Don't you guys have that place where you used to spend your summers and have all those memories?

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83. See? I bet you wouldn't sell that Jiffy Lube for all the money in the world. Would you Darryl?

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84. Oh yeah, just. Watermelon teeth. This isn't how I would cheer up just anyone. But, it's a girlfriend's job to know her man and I know Andy. He's seriously juvenile.

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85. Oh no, he couldn't be more than late thirty's. Tops.

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86. Hey! My teeth are all this stuff in my mouth.

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87. Oh, I just need your signature on this.

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88. Ok, who wants to go for a super fun lunch with a super fun girlfriend?

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89. Ok, come on. I got someone to cover the phones, I heard on the radio about a new cupcake place we could go for dessert...perfect.

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90. Well, when does the boat leave, exactly?

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91. Then screw lunch. Let's go for a sunset sail.

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92. Ok, well then let's leave like right now.

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93. Yeah! OK! Let's go.

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94. Of course, seriously. Get your coat on.

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95. Alright.

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96. Let's do it!

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97. That's yours?

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98. Oh my gosh, Andy! This is enormous!

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99. I thought it was gonna be tiny. Oh my gosh it's beautiful. So this is how your family came to America.

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100. Gee, he was salty.

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