Erin Hannon Quotes from The Office (page 14)

Receptionist after Pam, relentlessly cheerful.

1,469 quotes · page 14 of 15

1. The pen delivery went amazing, and now I've got all these pens just waiting to be unpacked. But Pam did not tell me to unpack the pens, and I'm not one of those people who's just like, 'Uh, sure. I'll accept the pens when they come in, and then as soon as your back's turned, I unpack the pens and get all this credit as some great pen unpacker. On the other hand' they are just sitting here. Pam didn't tell me not to unpack them. Don't want to be a busybody, but I don't want to be a lazybones. Busybody, lazybones. Busybody, lazybones. Ahh! My brain is ping-ponging around in my head right now, it's insane! I'm sorry, what was your question again? Oh yeah, no. I've never had an espresso before. They're good though.

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2. No, I just took over the pen shipment because Pam had to leave. When I say it out loud, I know that sounds insane, but it's the truth, I swear.

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3. No, I'm not! It's not like that at all! Forget it, I'm so sorry.

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4. Pens, you did not buy into this. I am sorry, what a day you've had.

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5. You left me in charge of the pens, Pam. That's what happened. The pens happened.

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6. Well, we created a fake profile for a really cool guy named Derek McBlack.

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7. It's just Pete in sunglasses.

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8. And then we had him 'Like' Dunder Mifflin.

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9. So far, we're only popular with imaginary people, but we think this is the start of something big.

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10. All right.

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11. Pete and I work well together -- not that there's anything special about Pete. It could be any guy... or girl-- not that I'm into girls. Not that I'm into Pete. Ugh! What was the question?

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12. Oh, my gosh!

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13. Wow. That guy's really into paper.

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14. We did it. Youth task force forever.

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15. No, you go -- okay.

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16. Oh, I'm sorry. Didn't you cheat on Andy?

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17. I'm just gonna say this one more time. Pete and I haven't done anything.

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18. Okay, can everyone please stop speaking for me? Andy is my boyfriend. Pete and I are just friends. And that's the end of it. Right, Pete?

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19. Nellie, you have to shut down the task force. I'm not sure if you need to start a new task force to do that, but please just shut down the task force.

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20. Hello, Peter.

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21. Oh, no, I really don't think that's a good idea.

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22. I guess we don't have a choice.

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23. Yeah.

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24. Dunder Mifflin, this is Erin.

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25. Pam, phone call.

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26. He's around here somewhere.

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27. Yeah, Darryl's here. So is Santa Claus. It's just a regular Thursday. Neither guy is here. And, it's Friday. Welcome to me and Darryl's world of lies.

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28. Nobody knows it yet, but Darryl already started working in Philly. So now, he has to sneak out of here like the sneakiest little sneaky-sneak you ever saw. And I'm his helper. It's so fun.

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29. Darryl. Meet... bear... ull.

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30. Nothing. Won him at the carnival. Spent a ton on tickets, though. Drive safe.

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31. Ha, ha, ha! Darryl, you are too much! That guy's hilarious. He's here today.

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32. Aw, cute! So there'll be a bunch of kids.

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33. I thought that's what you were doing.

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34. Oh. They used worse paint than your paint?

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35. I thought you wanted paint on the whole thing.

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36. Hey! Wanna play hookey today?

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37. We can do anything you want.

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38. I really wanna have fun today because tomorrow is going to be a nightmare. Andy's coming back from his stupid, dumb boat trip. He's been rude. He's been selfish. I think he's a big jerk. And I'm breaking up with him. Bam, Andy! How do you like me now?... I hope as a friend.

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39. Wanna play catch in the parking lot?

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40. Great.

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41. Perfect.

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42. Andy!

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43. Yes. Welcome back, buddy.

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44. Me too. So much. I'm so happy.

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45. I am really, really bad at break ups. Technically, I'm still dating my first grade boyfriend. I mean, we just had our 20th anniversary. And, I forgot to get him something.

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46. He only emailed me four times.

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47. Hey!

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48. Guys. I know that a lot of people are mad at Andy and, believe me, I am too. But, he has been through a lot and we all used to love him, right? So, if he's gonna get in trouble, just let it be his fault not ours. I don't want that on my hands.

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49. Fish sounds great.

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50. Really playing the scales, huh?

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51. I don't love you anymore.

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52. I still like you, but you were gone a really long time. And, you didn't really email me all that much. You retweeted me, a lot to be fair. But I don't love you.

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53. I just said there isn't love.

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54. I guess.

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55. You got really sunburned.

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56. Ugh.

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57. You really think we can get that back?

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58. Hi.

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59. I couldn't do it.

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60. I'm sorry.

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61. We're breaking up. And just so you know, I was worried that you were dead. You were gone for three months.

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62. Good morning.

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63. Yes. Pete and I have started seeing each other and Andy still doesn't know. We thought that keeping it secret was more considerate to him. And hot for us. I mean I saw Pete's butt. It's sick.

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64. I...

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65. ..just have some messages for you.

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66. Well no, they're from clients.

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67. I can't. I-

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68. These are messages from clients who want to buy paper.

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69. Well I only want to talk about work right now.

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70. Well, I gave it to the Salvation Army.

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71. Listen to him, Andy. He's trying to tell you something that you really need to hear.

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72. See? We can all be friends!

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73. Just, get over it. It doesn't have to be awkward.

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74. Hi.

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75. Yes. The consultant. Andy said you can start right away so I will take you to your desk.

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76. Just keep walking, don't give her anything. She'll take it and run. I'm Erin by the way.

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77. Oh, thanks. Your shoes match. I'm bad at small talk.

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78. What, do you two know each other?

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79. Oh.

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80. That's so random.

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81. Andy also hired a management consultant today. Oh no.

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82. So Andy just called you up out of the blue?

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83. Yeah.

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84. How are you doing? Is it really rough?

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85. Gabe!

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86. Hey, Andy, is this at all work related?

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87. Gabe, can you stop talking? Cause every word out of your mouth is like the squawk of an ugly pelican.

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88. I didn't ask you to get that Nike Swoosh. Nobody did! You did that for you!

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89. Well, guess what? He could still be a gym teacher. In fact, we could all still be gym teachers, so, let's-

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90. He didn't even say that.

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91. Gabe, I don't-

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92. What is that supposed to mean?

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93. I don't want you to shave everything.

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94. What do you-!

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95. Dwight. What a ridiculous, fancy clown you are.

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96. What color is it?

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97. Oh, gosh.

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98. Hey.

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99. Hey Dwight, you have some guests. I think they're from the forest where we harvest our paper.

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100. Hey.

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