Erin Hannon Quotes from The Office (page 8)

Receptionist after Pam, relentlessly cheerful.

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1. Good...

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2. Six months.

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3. Ahh!

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4. I think we should toast...

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5. It's either taping or calling.

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6. Sorry.

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7. Here you go.

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8. When they talk about all the nice things about dating a coworker, they don't mention one of the best parts. After you're done dating, you still get to work together, every single day.

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9. Oh, I just wanted to see how you do it, if you're doing something I don't.

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10. That Andy, so hot and cold. One day he's like, fax these documents, please. The next he's like, Pam, you fax them, who cares what Erin's feeling, right?

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11. Pam, how would you rate me as a receptionist on a scale of 1 to 3?

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12. That's like, the second to last thing I wanted to hear.

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13. Yeah...

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14. Send completed. You are the best in the biz, I can't deny.

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15. Oh, I didn't. It was for us, but he can play. Bertie-boy, would you like to play this game?

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16. Oh, I put those up.

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17. I don't know about this, guys, Andy put me in charge of the Halloween party, so...

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18. Oh.

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19. Hey.

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20. November's sure creeping up, ain't it? Can't stop that month!

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21. Hey, what's the jive with Angela and Phyllis helping with the party, you know?

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22. But that's it? There's nothing about me, or I?

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23. Oh, yeah, sorry. Yes, we can.

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24. Gabe?

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25. I'm throwing the Halloween Party and I just want to amp it up a little. I think it could use some extra pizazz.

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26. Remember that Halloween party you took me to once? The one where I started crying as soon as I walked in and I didn't stop crying?

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27. Ok. Let's say that I wanted this party to be a tiny, tiny bit like that one. Just' more adult' more' scary and sexy

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28. No ' just scary. If we wanted ideas for scary stuff.

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29. What are you thinking?

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30. Witch's brew?

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31. I grew this party up real fast. Get out of here little kid party. Nobody loves you. And clean up your room! Grownups are going to use it later! Oooh!

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32. Thanks. It's on medium.

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33. Oh, so we don't have to have that talk.

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34. Oookayyy everybody. Be prepared to be scared. Ok.

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35. I'm sorry. I got confused. I heard you wanted to make the party more adult. But I think I know what to do now. This game is called 'pecker Poker'. It's the game of cards that gets you hard.

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36. All I know is you wanted to have a talk with me and I got nervous so'

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37. Sure.

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38. And she's never called here. Unless it's your mom.

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39. Two dates? Three dates?

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40. Wow. I'm so happy for you guys. Um let me know when you get to forty. I'll see you guys.

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41. I don't know. She's from somewhere, I bet. Maybe from the forest.

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42. I don't know, Phyllis. Maybe she's from the city.

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43. [Laughs and shrieks]

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44. Now we only have four strikes left until a home run.

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45. You're a real crumb bum, you know that?

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46. Dwight's car is gone.

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47. Uh, he's at some club where you either eat squash or play squash.

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48. Do you need a hand?

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49. Oh, Pam. You got something on your shirt.

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50. Haho!

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51. Yeah.

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52. Who's calling?

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53. You're not going to take it?

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54. Ohohohoh.

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55. You're not going to get it though?

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56. Copy that.

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57. Andy.

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58. You have a very important call.

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59. Are you sure? It's really, really important.

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60. Really? Because your mother is dead.

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61. She's dead. She was hit by a bus.

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62. This isn't one of those times. It's the police. They said it's the worst they've ever seen.

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63. Line 2.

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64. Oh.

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65. Drive carefully!

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66. It's right here in PA.

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67. I'm in.

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68. Cool. Thanks.

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69. Yeah, but I'm confused...

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70. Mm-hmm.

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71. Oh. D.P.A. sounds way more important that total deaths.

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72. Oscar, I am so glad you just got here. I would've believed everything he said.

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73. Interesting.

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74. No!

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75. Get out of here!

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76. Hunger for chicken chimichangas. Right, Darryl?

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77. No. It's like two hours and forty-six minutes.

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78. There you are. Dillinger Graphics said their shipment is late.

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79. Nothing, I just-

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80. That it'll be the first shipment out today.

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81. Hoo-hoo!

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82. Although I was watching a movie and Merryl Streep had two secretaries.

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83. Got it. I know exactly which stapler to give her.

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84. Here you go.

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85. Well that's a sales desk.

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86. That's adorable. How on earth did you get him in a ladle?

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87. He just rolled out and crawled out.

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88. Um, where's the shower?

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89. I love Jessica, and I haven't even met her yet. It's like we don't even need to meet, you know? I already love you. Stay home.

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90. Oh no, no. It's fine, Kelly.

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91. That's OK, I don't want you to do that.

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92. Jessica. Yes. We don't say hi, we hug. I'm Erin.

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93. Sorry, hi, I hope you feel really welcome, we all want you here.

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94. Wow.

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95. Which is funny, actually, because my spine is a mess.

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96. Scoliosis. Had to wear a back brace for three years but I never did.

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97. Oh.

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98. Uh, do you have cola? Kirkland if you have it.

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99. OK.

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100. Whoo! Jiminy Christmas!

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