Every line from The Office season 4, episode 2, in script order. First aired October 4, 2007.
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Jim
Thanks.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 18132
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Pam
Hey, Dwight, what about vaccines?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 18133
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Dwight
Vaccines are for chumps!
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 18134
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Dwight
My mom didn't believe in vaccines. I got my smallpox the old-fashioned way. And I survived. So... joke's on you hospitals.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 18135
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Michael
The one advantage to being older is that I know a few things about a few things, and I am young enough to not forget them. And old enough to know the difference between the two. I am old enough to take advantage of age discrimination laws, but young enough to date college girls. But old enough to know better. I'm at a perfect age. I could die now. But I won't, because I am young.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 18136
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Creed
Sup?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 18137
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Kevin
Hi, Creed, what's up?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 18138
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Creed
Just boardin', you know how we do.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 18139
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Oscar
I... like your hair. I don't know if I told you.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 18140
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Creed
Oh, thanks ese. So, what are you guys doing?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 18141
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Kevin
What do you mean?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 18142
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Creed
To look younger, so the kid doesn't replace you with machines.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 18143
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Oscar
I think I'll just take my chances.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 18144
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Creed
Suit yourself. But, if it were me, Botox, wig.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 18145
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Kevin
Wha...
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