Every quote from The Office season 4, episode 2, in script order. First aired October 4, 2007.
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Toby
I wouldn't want to do that now would I?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17832
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Michael
Smell that. Do you smell that?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17833
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Dwight
Dry rot?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17834
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Michael
No, Dwight. That smells like good business to me. What I have done here is I have collected all the finest gourmet items that Scranton has to offer.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17835
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Andy
Mmhmm, sweet, chocolate turtles.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17836
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Michael
Yes, no! No, those are for our clients. Actually, our exclients. I'll explain, later.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17837
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Michael
Ryan wants everything in our company to be about emails and IM's, but I think he's forgetting about the original instant message. Letters attatched to baskets of food.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17838
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Dwight
Excuse me, Angela. Michael asked me to turn in these reciepts for these gift basket items.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17839
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Angela
Thank you.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17840
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Dwight
You're welcome.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17841
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Angela
Is that all?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17842
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Dwight
Yes... I miss you.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17843
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Angela
Elevators.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17844
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Angela
Dwight, you have to listen to me! We are not seeing each other anymore! Can you accept that?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17845
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Dwight
Fine. Then I just want to be friends.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17846
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Angela
Good.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17847
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Dwight
Plus a little extra. Also, I love you.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17848
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Angela
[walks away]
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17849
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Kelly
I don't understand what the big deal is.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17850
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Ryan
You don't?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17851
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Kelly
No!
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17852
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Ryan
You lied about being pregnant.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17853
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Kelly
Right, so?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17854
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Ryan
You really don't understand why that might make me kind of angry?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17855
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Kelly
No!
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17856
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Ryan
We're never getting back together.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17857
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Kelly
Why not?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17858
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Jim
Hey.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17859
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Pam
Hey.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17860
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Jim
Alright I just have to ask now that we're public, um, is the magic gone?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17861
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Pam
It's funny you bring that up because yes it is.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17862
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Jim
I knew it. Oh man, just like that huh?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17863
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Pam
I think... I mean, I don't know what it is but...
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17864
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Jim
Be honest.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17865
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Pam
I now find you repulsive.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17866
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Jim
That's honest. Alright, fair enough. It was really fun while it lasted though, wasn't it?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17867
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Pam
Eh...
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17868
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Jim
For me, it was.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17869
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Pam
OK.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17870
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Jim
Alright.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17871
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Michael
Hey boss, I didn't know you were coming in today.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17872
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Ryan
What's, uh, going on here?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17873
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Michael
I am glad that you asked, listen up everybody. In the last year, we have lost seven clients to the big chains. These gift baskets are our ticket back into their lives. We are going to show up at these businesses unannounced, and we are going to win them back.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17874
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Ryan
With gift baskets.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17875
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Michael
With peanut brittle, with macadamia nut cookies, with chocolate turtles, with raspberry jam and a little bit of fat and salt because you know what? That's what people like.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17876
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Michael
Ever since I was a kid people have been telling me I can't do things. 'You can't be on the team', 'You can't move on to second grade'. Well, now they're telling me that I can't win back clients using old fashioned business methods. We'll see about that. And FYI, I eventually aced second grade, and I was the biggest kid in class.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17877
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Michael
OK. We're gonna split up into teams. Jim, Phyllis. Stanley, Dwight. Me Andy.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17878
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Stanley
I'm not driving with him.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17879
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Andy
I'll go with you Stanley.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17880
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Stanley
Or him.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17881
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Jim
Why don't we just go by ourselves?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17882
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Michael
Why don't we just go as teams to demonstrate our teamsmanship?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17883
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Phyllis
Michael.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17884
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Michael
Yes?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17885
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Phyllis
This is stupid.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17886
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Michael
OK, that's not helpful Phyllis.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17887
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Phyllis
How is giving people gift baskets going to get our clients back?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17888
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Michael
Gift baskets are amazing, Phyllis. Gift baskets are... the essence of class and fanciness. They are the ultimate present that a person can recieve.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17889
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Andy
What about cash? With cash you can buy anything you want, including a gift basket, so... it's kind of the best gift ever.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17890
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Jim
What about a gift basket full of cash?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17891
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Andy
Yes! Cash basket! Nice work Tuna.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17892
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Michael
Fine, I'm just going to go by myself, and I am going to win them back by myself because this is important to me.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17893
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Dwight
Michael, wait. Let me go.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17894
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Michael
No, this is my quest.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17895
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Dwight
Please, let me go. I need to win those clients back. Please.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17896
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Michael
Fine. Then God speed. To both of us.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17897
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Ryan
Good luck Michael.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17898
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Michael
We don't need luck.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17899
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Dwight
Yeah.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17900
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Michael
But thank you, that was really nice of you to say.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17901
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Dwight
Thank you.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17902
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Michael
Business to business. The old fasioned way. No Blackberrys, no websites. I would like to see a website deliver baskets of food to people.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17903
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Ryan
Yes, I understand that David. I just felt that if we were to downsize Kelly and then outsource customer service to India which a lot of companies... Yeah, no, yes Kelly is Indian... I understand that's confusing.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17904
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Creed
Hey brah, I've been meaning to ask you, can we get some Red Bull for these things? Sometimes a guy's gotta ride the bull, am I right? Later skater.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17905
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Dwight
Sweet ride, American made. What happened to the Sebring?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17906
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Michael
It is in the body shop. Had to have the dent taken out of the hood where I hit Meredith.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17907
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Dwight
Ah, that's a pain in the ass.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17908
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Michael
I know. So who's next?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17909
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Dwight
Larry Myers. Left us six months ago for Office Depot.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17910
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GPS
Proceed to the highlighted route, then route guidence will begin.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17911
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Dwight
Why do you use that thing? Let's them know where you are at all times.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17912
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Michael
Who?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17913
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Dwight
The government, spy satellites, private detectives... exgirlfriends.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17914
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Ryan
Next night, I'm out, at a bar, 2 AM, I figure I'll get a sandwich because you can get a sandwich any time of the night. I run into Vince Vaughn.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17915
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Kevin
No way!
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17916
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Ryan
Literally.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17917
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Andy
Dude, you are so money, but you don't even know it, but you do.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17918
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Ryan
... Later guys.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17919
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Kevin
Yeah, later dude.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17920
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Andy
Later man.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17921
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Kevin
Oh, Jim! How awesome is Ryan now?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17922
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Jim
Yeah, he's definitely something.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17923
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Kevin
What does that mean?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17924
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Jim
That whole lifestyle, his whole vibe, you find that appealing?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17925
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Andy
Ha! Tuna... Tuna Tuna Tuna.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17926
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Kevin
Tuna Tuna Tuna.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17927
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Andy
He has a killer job, he's rich, he smells like what I think Pierce Brosnan probably smells like, he wears really cool rich guy clothes.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17928
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Kevin
And he can get any girl that he wants.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17929
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Andy
So, sorry Tuna but if you don't know why that's awesome... then... you need awesome lessons.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17930
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Kevin
Tuna. Check you later.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17931