Michael Scott: “The one advantage to being older is that I know a few things about a few things, and I am young…”

Michael

The one advantage to being older is that I know a few things about a few things, and I am young enough to not forget them. And old enough to know the difference between the two. I am old enough to take advantage of age discrimination laws, but young enough to date college girls. But old enough to know better. I'm at a perfect age. I could die now. But I won't, because I am young.

Michael Scott in “Dunder Mifflin Infinity” · Season 4, episode 2 · Line 18136

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