Every quote from The Office season 4, episode 2, in script order. First aired October 4, 2007.
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Michael
Wow, those things are heavy! There's a lot of stuff in there. We have macadamia nut cookies, um, the honey mustard pretzels. Have you ever tried focaccia crisps?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17932
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Larry Myers
You know we closed our account with you right?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17933
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Michael
Yes we do.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17934
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Larry Myers
We're with Office Depot now.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17935
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Dwight
Yes, yes we know but we just have not gotten over you.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17936
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Michael
Well...
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17937
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Dwight
And we are dedicated to providing you with the very best customer service, the very best personal business relationship we can if you ever decide to come back to us.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17938
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Michael
Mmhmm.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17939
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Larry Myers
OK. I don't think we're coming back.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17940
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Dwight
Please, come back.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17941
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Michael
OK, you know what? Just enjoy the gift basket and remember that we provide a personal touch.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17942
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Dwight
Remember what we had Larry?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17943
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Larry Myers
I mean, really it's about money.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17944
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Michael
Well just, uh enjoy the gift basket.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17945
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Larry Myers
OK thanks.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17946
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Michael
Alright.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17947
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Larry Myers
I mean their website is really easy to use too. That's a big deal for us.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17948
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Michael
That guy was so... how can they not know how much better we are?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17949
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Dwight
I don't know. Sometimes people are just impossible and they make you miserable.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17950
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Michael
That is true.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17951
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Dwight
Like Angela in accounting.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17952
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Michael
Yes, she is nuts.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17953
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Dwight
Ugh... no, she's wonderful... at accounting. But she drives me crazy.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17954
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GPS
Make the next right turn.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17955
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Michael
How do they know? How does this know where to turn? That's very impressive.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17956
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Ryan
Hey Pam. I haven't settled on our final design logo yet for Dunder Mifflin Infinity and I know you're into graphic design. Do you want to give it a shot? Maybe try and deisgn the logo?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17957
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Pam
Uh totally.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17958
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Ryan
Cool, that would be great. Um, can you do a couple mock ups and I'll take a look?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17959
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Pam
Yeah.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17960
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Ryan
Thank you very much.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17961
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Pam
Thank you.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17962
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Ryan
Cool.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17963
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Pam
OK.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17964
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Pam
Yeah, I'm gonna do some mock ups, and then turn those into thumbnails, maybe do some... splash frames. I don't know what I'm talking about but I'm excited.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17965
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Michael
And the last guy says 'No, hairy body'.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17966
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Ex-client
You know I have heard it before.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17967
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Michael
Ah, well it's still very good. I bet I know someone who hasn't heard that joke... your daughter Emily. How's she doing?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17968
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Ex-client
She's great, thanks for asking. Great memory.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17969
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Michael
She's gonna be like eleven this winter? Wow, they grow up so fast. I have a few of my own that I want some day. Listen, I don't want to take any more of your time, I know you're a very busy man. The reason we have stopped by is to drop you off this elaborate bag of goodies, and to ask you to reconsider.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17970
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Ex-client
Oh, OK.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17971
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Michael
OK, OK! So you'll reconsider?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17972
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Ex-client
OK thanks for the goodies.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17973
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Michael
Ah... .is that all you have to say?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17974
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Ex-client
It looks delicious? I don't know.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17975
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Dwight
You don't know?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17976
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Michael
Look, we want you back.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17977
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Ex-client
Can you offer lower prices?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17978
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Michael
Well, no.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17979
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Ex-client
Then we're not coming back.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17980
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Dwight
He's not coming back, it's over Michael.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17981
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Michael
No it's not.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17982
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Ex-client
No he's right.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17983
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Dwight
Accept it, why would he come back?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17984
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Michael
Why would he come back? I will tell you, Dwight. He would come back because we offer a wide selection of products and because you're definitely not getting the same sort of customer service that you get with us.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17985
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Dwight
That's not gonna change his mind. He's moving on. We had our chance and we killed it.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17986
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Michael
Look... we're also coming out with a website soon. It's a state of the art thing, it'll be up and running, it's gonna cut costs and it will make ordering much much easier.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17987
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Ex-client
Oh, OK. Well when it's up, I'll check it out, and if it really cuts costs maybe we'll come back.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17988
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Michael
Great, the magic of the gift basket.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17989
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Ex-client
That I don't care about as much. Let me know when the site's up.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17990
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Michael
OK, good. Don't let Emily have any of the cajun almonds, she's alergic.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17991
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GPS
Proceed straight.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17992
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Dwight
Well we're O for six. Last chance is the Elmhurst country club. Other side of the lake, on the southeast side.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17993
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Michael
I don't get it, I really don't get it. I thought this would work. I do everything I had at that guy and nothing.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17994
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Dwight
That's how it goes sometimes, you know? You lose everything and everything falls apart and eventually you die and no one remembers you.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17995
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Michael
That is a very good point, Dwight.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17996
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GPS
Make a right turn.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17997
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Dwight
Wait wait wait! No no no! It means bear right, up there.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17998
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Michael
No, it said right, it said take a right.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17999
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Dwight
No no no, look, it means go up to the right, bare right, over the bridge and hook up with 307.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 18000
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Michael
Maybe it's a shortcut Dwight. It said go to the right.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 18001
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Dwight
It can't mean that! There's a lake there!
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 18002
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Michael
The machine knows where it is going!
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 18003
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Dwight
This is the lake!
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 18004
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Michael
The machine knows--- stop yelling at me!
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 18005
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Dwight
No, it's--- there's no road here!
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 18006
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Dwight
Remain calm! I have trained for this! Okay, exit the window! Here we go! Look out for leeches! Are you okay?! Swim for it! I got you! Michael! Michael!
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 18007
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Michael
Let go, let go of me!
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 18008
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Dwight
I got you, I got you!
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 18009
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Michael
You sure you're OK?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 18010
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Dwight
Fine.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 18011
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Michael
Good, that is what's most important.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 18012
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Dwight
Did you get the rental insurance? Because that is pretty important too at a time like this.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 18013
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Michael
What a disaster, this whole thing.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 18014
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Dwight
I'll call a cab.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 18015
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Michael
These people just don't realize what a gift basket means, they don't get it.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 18016
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Dwight
Look at that, still works. Old fashioned cell phone.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 18017
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Michael
What about that last guy, Aaron? Is he a jerk. 'I don't even know if I want it. They're website is so easy'. Yeah, well, you can have your technology jackass, look where it got us.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 18018
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Dwight
Yes, we need a cab at Lake Scranton, at the end of East Mountain Road, in the lake.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 18019
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Michael
Hang up. You know what we're gonna do? We're walking back. We're walking back to that office and we're gonna reclaim our gift basket!
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 18020
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Dwight
Yes!
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 18021
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Michael
We're gonna take what's rightfully ours! We're gonna take a stand, Dwight! We're gonna take a stand!
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 18022
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Dwight
Take a stand!
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 18023
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Pam
So place it on the infinity thing without being obvious, you know? I'd love to do like a color version just to bring a little color to the logo.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 18024
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Ryan
I like it a lot. It's clear and subtle at the same time. It's really good, you have a real talent for this stuff.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 18025
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Pam
Thanks.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 18026
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Ryan
I'd love to talk to you about it more.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 18027
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Pam
That'd be great.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 18028
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Ryan
Do you want to go out to dinner tonight?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 18029
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Pam
Oh... is it...
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 18030
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Ryan
Wear something nice.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 18031