Every line from The Office season 4, episode 2, in script order. First aired October 4, 2007.
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Michael
Wow, those things are heavy! There's a lot of stuff in there. We have macadamia nut cookies, um, the honey mustard pretzels. Have you ever tried focaccia crisps?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 17932
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Larry Myers
You know we closed our account with you right?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 17933
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Michael
Yes we do.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 17934
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Larry Myers
We're with Office Depot now.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 17935
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Dwight
Yes, yes we know but we just have not gotten over you.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 17936
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Michael
Well...
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 17937
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Dwight
And we are dedicated to providing you with the very best customer service, the very best personal business relationship we can if you ever decide to come back to us.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 17938
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Michael
Mmhmm.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 17939
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Larry Myers
OK. I don't think we're coming back.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 17940
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Dwight
Please, come back.
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Michael
OK, you know what? Just enjoy the gift basket and remember that we provide a personal touch.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 17942
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Dwight
Remember what we had Larry?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 17943
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Larry Myers
I mean, really it's about money.
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Michael
Well just, uh enjoy the gift basket.
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Larry Myers
OK thanks.
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Michael
Alright.
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Larry Myers
I mean their website is really easy to use too. That's a big deal for us.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 17948
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Michael
That guy was so... how can they not know how much better we are?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 17949
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Dwight
I don't know. Sometimes people are just impossible and they make you miserable.
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Michael
That is true.
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Dwight
Like Angela in accounting.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 17952
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Michael
Yes, she is nuts.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 17953
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Dwight
Ugh... no, she's wonderful... at accounting. But she drives me crazy.
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GPS
Make the next right turn.
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Michael
How do they know? How does this know where to turn? That's very impressive.
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Ryan
Hey Pam. I haven't settled on our final design logo yet for Dunder Mifflin Infinity and I know you're into graphic design. Do you want to give it a shot? Maybe try and deisgn the logo?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 17957
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Pam
Uh totally.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 17958
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Ryan
Cool, that would be great. Um, can you do a couple mock ups and I'll take a look?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 17959
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Pam
Yeah.
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Ryan
Thank you very much.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 17961
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Pam
Thank you.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 17962
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Ryan
Cool.
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Pam
OK.
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Pam
Yeah, I'm gonna do some mock ups, and then turn those into thumbnails, maybe do some... splash frames. I don't know what I'm talking about but I'm excited.
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Michael
And the last guy says 'No, hairy body'.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 17966
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Ex-client
You know I have heard it before.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 17967
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Michael
Ah, well it's still very good. I bet I know someone who hasn't heard that joke... your daughter Emily. How's she doing?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 17968
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Ex-client
She's great, thanks for asking. Great memory.
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Michael
She's gonna be like eleven this winter? Wow, they grow up so fast. I have a few of my own that I want some day. Listen, I don't want to take any more of your time, I know you're a very busy man. The reason we have stopped by is to drop you off this elaborate bag of goodies, and to ask you to reconsider.
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Ex-client
Oh, OK.
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Michael
OK, OK! So you'll reconsider?
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Ex-client
OK thanks for the goodies.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 17973
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Michael
Ah... .is that all you have to say?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 17974
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Ex-client
It looks delicious? I don't know.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 17975
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Dwight
You don't know?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 17976
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Michael
Look, we want you back.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 17977
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Ex-client
Can you offer lower prices?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 17978
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Michael
Well, no.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 17979
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Ex-client
Then we're not coming back.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 17980
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Dwight
He's not coming back, it's over Michael.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 17981
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Michael
No it's not.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 17982
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Ex-client
No he's right.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 17983
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Dwight
Accept it, why would he come back?
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Michael
Why would he come back? I will tell you, Dwight. He would come back because we offer a wide selection of products and because you're definitely not getting the same sort of customer service that you get with us.
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Dwight
That's not gonna change his mind. He's moving on. We had our chance and we killed it.
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Michael
Look... we're also coming out with a website soon. It's a state of the art thing, it'll be up and running, it's gonna cut costs and it will make ordering much much easier.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 17987
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Ex-client
Oh, OK. Well when it's up, I'll check it out, and if it really cuts costs maybe we'll come back.
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Michael
Great, the magic of the gift basket.
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Ex-client
That I don't care about as much. Let me know when the site's up.
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Michael
OK, good. Don't let Emily have any of the cajun almonds, she's alergic.
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GPS
Proceed straight.
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Dwight
Well we're O for six. Last chance is the Elmhurst country club. Other side of the lake, on the southeast side.
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Michael
I don't get it, I really don't get it. I thought this would work. I do everything I had at that guy and nothing.
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Dwight
That's how it goes sometimes, you know? You lose everything and everything falls apart and eventually you die and no one remembers you.
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Michael
That is a very good point, Dwight.
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GPS
Make a right turn.
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Dwight
Wait wait wait! No no no! It means bear right, up there.
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Michael
No, it said right, it said take a right.
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Dwight
No no no, look, it means go up to the right, bare right, over the bridge and hook up with 307.
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Michael
Maybe it's a shortcut Dwight. It said go to the right.
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Dwight
It can't mean that! There's a lake there!
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Michael
The machine knows where it is going!
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Dwight
This is the lake!
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Michael
The machine knows--- stop yelling at me!
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 18005
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Dwight
No, it's--- there's no road here!
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Dwight
Remain calm! I have trained for this! Okay, exit the window! Here we go! Look out for leeches! Are you okay?! Swim for it! I got you! Michael! Michael!
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Michael
Let go, let go of me!
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 18008
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Dwight
I got you, I got you!
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 18009
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Michael
You sure you're OK?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 18010
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Dwight
Fine.
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Michael
Good, that is what's most important.
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Dwight
Did you get the rental insurance? Because that is pretty important too at a time like this.
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Michael
What a disaster, this whole thing.
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Dwight
I'll call a cab.
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Michael
These people just don't realize what a gift basket means, they don't get it.
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Dwight
Look at that, still works. Old fashioned cell phone.
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Michael
What about that last guy, Aaron? Is he a jerk. 'I don't even know if I want it. They're website is so easy'. Yeah, well, you can have your technology jackass, look where it got us.
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Dwight
Yes, we need a cab at Lake Scranton, at the end of East Mountain Road, in the lake.
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Michael
Hang up. You know what we're gonna do? We're walking back. We're walking back to that office and we're gonna reclaim our gift basket!
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Dwight
Yes!
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Michael
We're gonna take what's rightfully ours! We're gonna take a stand, Dwight! We're gonna take a stand!
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 18022
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Dwight
Take a stand!
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Pam
So place it on the infinity thing without being obvious, you know? I'd love to do like a color version just to bring a little color to the logo.
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Ryan
I like it a lot. It's clear and subtle at the same time. It's really good, you have a real talent for this stuff.
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Pam
Thanks.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 18026
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Ryan
I'd love to talk to you about it more.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 18027
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Pam
That'd be great.
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Ryan
Do you want to go out to dinner tonight?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 18029
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Pam
Oh... is it...
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 18030
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Ryan
Wear something nice.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 18031