Dwight Schrute: “My mom didn't believe in vaccines. I got my smallpox the old-fashioned way. And I survived. So…”

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My mom didn't believe in vaccines. I got my smallpox the old-fashioned way. And I survived. So... joke's on you hospitals.

Dwight Schrute in “Dunder Mifflin Infinity” · Season 4, episode 2 · Line 18135

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