Every line from The Office season 4, episode 2, in script order. First aired October 4, 2007.
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Pam
Hey.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 17532
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Jim
Hey.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 17533
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Pam
I gotcha one.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 17534
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Jim
Oh wow, thank you.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 17535
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Pam
Yeah.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 17536
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Jim
I'm just gonna grab some chips, you want some?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 17537
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Pam
No. Thanks... uh we're still having lunch today, right?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 17538
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Jim
I guess. How dare you.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 17539
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Michael
Hey Toby. What's this?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 17540
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Toby
Ohh.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 17541
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Michael
I just want to remind everyone about the company rules involving PDA or public displays of affection.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 17542
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Toby
Yes, uh some people in the office have complained...
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Michael
Oh really.
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Toby
...about some other people engaging in PDA and, you know I just wanted to remind it's not appropriate to, to do that.
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Michael
Is this about me and Jan? In my office? Because I will have you know that that was consensual. What we did has nothing to do with you or anyone here. I don't think. I don't think anyone heard anything. We were very discreet and, and most people had left by that point. So I don't think it's any of your business. What I think you should do is roll up the memo, real tight...
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 17546
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Toby
Ok, look the memo is not about you...
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 17547
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Angela
For the record, I have never been involved with anyone at work, in any capacity.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 17548
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Toby
Alright everyone, look, it, alright my complaint was about Jim and Pam. So...
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Michael
No way.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 17550
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Dwight
What?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 17551
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Phyllis
You guys are together?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 17552
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Jim
Ummm... yup. Yes, we are.
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Michael
Woooah! Wow!
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 17554
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Andy
Tuna!
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 17555
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Michael
Awesome!
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 17556
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Kevin
I knew it!
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 17557
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Michael
You guys! Yes! Yes!
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 17558
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Pam
Toby, was this your fun little way of congratulating us?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 17559
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Toby
Yes.
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Michael
Oh kay, mind is exploding. Get over here. Come on. Come here. Okay, okay, stand up. OK, here we go. Everyone, this is a day that will live in infamy. Because today, is the day that Jim and Pam become one.
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Jim
Actually, we've been dating for a couple months.
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Michael
I love you guys, so much.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 17563
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Jim
Ohh..
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Pam
Phone's ringing.
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Michael
No, no, no Pam let 'em ring. Let the bells of Dunder Mifflin chime out your love. Because this is really good, this is really good. My heart soars with the eagles nest.
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Dwight
I don't see it. I think they both could do better.
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Angela
It's not a surprise to me. Pam is the office mattress.
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Andy
Jim Halpert's off the market. Guess who just became the best looking single guy in the office?
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Michael
Hey. Can you make that straighter? That's what she said.
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Phyllis
Did you plan it?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 17571
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Michael
No.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 17572
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Pam
Can you make that straighter? That job looks hard. You should put your mouth on that. How can you even use that one naturally?
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Michael
Blowing up balloons I thought.
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Pam
You might want to trim it a little.
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Phyllis
Michael...
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Kelly
Oh, is... Ryan coming back today?
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Pam
Yeah, he is.
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Kelly
Oh.
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Michael
Pam and Jim are together. Ryan is visiting. Only thing that could make this day better is ice cream.
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Angela
What do you want?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 17581
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Dwight
To give you this.
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Angela
Oh, what is that?
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Dwight
It's a feral barn cat. I trapped him last night and I'm giving him to you as a replacement cat for the one I destroyed.
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Angela
Her name was Sprinkles.
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Dwight
And his name is... Garbage. Mose calls him Garbage because he likes to eat garbage. Don't you Garbage?
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Angela
I can't believe you just thought you could replace Sprinkles. Before she's even in the ground.
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Dwight
You haven't buried her yet?
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Angela
Don't rush me. I'm grieving.
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Dwight
Garbage can be very helpful. OK, he's a youthful cat. He killed an entire family of raccoons. Look at him.
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Angela
I don't want Garbage! I want Sprinkles!
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Pam
Hey Toby.
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Toby
Hey... you two.
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Jim
Hey. So now that we are dating, uh, we just wanted to know if we had to sign one of those 'we're dating' things for the company.
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Toby
Oh well, you know, those were only for, you know relationships, so... if, if this is just a casual thing, there's no need, really.
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Jim
Oh.
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Pam
Well, I don't wanna speak for Jim, but, it's like pretty official.
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Toby
Uh huh.
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Jim
Sorry, uh do we need to sign one, or...?
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Toby
Let's just wait and see what happens. You know?
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Jim
What?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 17601
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Toby
Let's just wait.
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Jim
Oh, OK.
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Pam
OK.
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Jim
Great.
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Pam
Hey Ryan. Welcome back --
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Ryan
Hold on one second. Hey Pam! It's great to see you. Is Michael in?
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Michael
Hey!
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 17608
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Pam
Yeah.
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Michael
There he is! There he is! He's back! And he's with a beard. He... He has facial hair. Look at him! All grown up and no place to go. Hello, Mr. Sunny Crockett. I'm Tubs.
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Ryan
OK. Should we get started?
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Michael
Ohh, yeah, let's get started because uh, yes, cause uh this is very serious business and umm..
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Ryan
Yep, exactly. This is a business meeting.
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Michael
...business meeting --
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Kevin
Fire!
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Ryan
Stop that! Stop that!
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Michael
That's right! That's right!
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Ryan
You scared me.
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Michael
Fire guy. Don't start any fires, Ryan.
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Andy
Fire guy
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Kevin
You weren't here for that.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 17621
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Andy
Here for what?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 17622
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Kevin
When he started the fire.
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Michael
Look how big he is. Look at you, you are so mature and old and little man now. You're like our little man...
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Kevin
Little old man boy.
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Ryan
Michael and everybody, umm...
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Michael
Beard.
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Kevin
Bearded man boy.
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Ryan
...let me just say something. I know I used to be a temp here, but now everything is different. I'd like your respect. I am your boss now. You're gonna have to treat me that same way you treated Jan.
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Michael
Oh, wow!
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Line 17630
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Ryan
So...
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