Every quote from The Office season 4, episode 2, in script order. First aired October 4, 2007.
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Pam
Hey.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17532
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Jim
Hey.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17533
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Pam
I gotcha one.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17534
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Jim
Oh wow, thank you.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17535
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Pam
Yeah.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17536
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Jim
I'm just gonna grab some chips, you want some?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17537
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Pam
No. Thanks... uh we're still having lunch today, right?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17538
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Jim
I guess. How dare you.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17539
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Michael
Hey Toby. What's this?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17540
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Toby
Ohh.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17541
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Michael
I just want to remind everyone about the company rules involving PDA or public displays of affection.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17542
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Toby
Yes, uh some people in the office have complained...
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17543
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Michael
Oh really.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17544
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Toby
...about some other people engaging in PDA and, you know I just wanted to remind it's not appropriate to, to do that.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17545
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Michael
Is this about me and Jan? In my office? Because I will have you know that that was consensual. What we did has nothing to do with you or anyone here. I don't think. I don't think anyone heard anything. We were very discreet and, and most people had left by that point. So I don't think it's any of your business. What I think you should do is roll up the memo, real tight...
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17546
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Toby
Ok, look the memo is not about you...
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17547
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Angela
For the record, I have never been involved with anyone at work, in any capacity.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17548
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Toby
Alright everyone, look, it, alright my complaint was about Jim and Pam. So...
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17549
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Michael
No way.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17550
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Dwight
What?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17551
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Phyllis
You guys are together?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17552
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Jim
Ummm... yup. Yes, we are.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17553
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Michael
Woooah! Wow!
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17554
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Andy
Tuna!
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17555
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Michael
Awesome!
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17556
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Kevin
I knew it!
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17557
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Michael
You guys! Yes! Yes!
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17558
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Pam
Toby, was this your fun little way of congratulating us?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17559
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Toby
Yes.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17560
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Michael
Oh kay, mind is exploding. Get over here. Come on. Come here. Okay, okay, stand up. OK, here we go. Everyone, this is a day that will live in infamy. Because today, is the day that Jim and Pam become one.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17561
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Jim
Actually, we've been dating for a couple months.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17562
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Michael
I love you guys, so much.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17563
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Jim
Ohh..
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17564
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Pam
Phone's ringing.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17565
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Michael
No, no, no Pam let 'em ring. Let the bells of Dunder Mifflin chime out your love. Because this is really good, this is really good. My heart soars with the eagles nest.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17566
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Dwight
I don't see it. I think they both could do better.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17567
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Angela
It's not a surprise to me. Pam is the office mattress.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17568
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Andy
Jim Halpert's off the market. Guess who just became the best looking single guy in the office?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17569
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Michael
Hey. Can you make that straighter? That's what she said.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17570
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Phyllis
Did you plan it?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17571
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Michael
No.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17572
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Pam
Can you make that straighter? That job looks hard. You should put your mouth on that. How can you even use that one naturally?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17573
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Michael
Blowing up balloons I thought.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17574
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Pam
You might want to trim it a little.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17575
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Phyllis
Michael...
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17576
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Kelly
Oh, is... Ryan coming back today?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17577
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Pam
Yeah, he is.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17578
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Kelly
Oh.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17579
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Michael
Pam and Jim are together. Ryan is visiting. Only thing that could make this day better is ice cream.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17580
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Angela
What do you want?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17581
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Dwight
To give you this.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17582
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Angela
Oh, what is that?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17583
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Dwight
It's a feral barn cat. I trapped him last night and I'm giving him to you as a replacement cat for the one I destroyed.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17584
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Angela
Her name was Sprinkles.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17585
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Dwight
And his name is... Garbage. Mose calls him Garbage because he likes to eat garbage. Don't you Garbage?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17586
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Angela
I can't believe you just thought you could replace Sprinkles. Before she's even in the ground.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17587
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Dwight
You haven't buried her yet?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17588
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Angela
Don't rush me. I'm grieving.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17589
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Dwight
Garbage can be very helpful. OK, he's a youthful cat. He killed an entire family of raccoons. Look at him.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17590
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Angela
I don't want Garbage! I want Sprinkles!
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17591
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Pam
Hey Toby.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17592
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Toby
Hey... you two.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17593
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Jim
Hey. So now that we are dating, uh, we just wanted to know if we had to sign one of those 'we're dating' things for the company.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17594
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Toby
Oh well, you know, those were only for, you know relationships, so... if, if this is just a casual thing, there's no need, really.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17595
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Jim
Oh.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17596
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Pam
Well, I don't wanna speak for Jim, but, it's like pretty official.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17597
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Toby
Uh huh.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17598
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Jim
Sorry, uh do we need to sign one, or...?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17599
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Toby
Let's just wait and see what happens. You know?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17600
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Jim
What?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17601
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Toby
Let's just wait.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17602
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Jim
Oh, OK.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17603
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Pam
OK.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17604
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Jim
Great.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17605
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Pam
Hey Ryan. Welcome back --
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17606
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Ryan
Hold on one second. Hey Pam! It's great to see you. Is Michael in?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17607
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Michael
Hey!
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17608
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Pam
Yeah.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17609
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Michael
There he is! There he is! He's back! And he's with a beard. He... He has facial hair. Look at him! All grown up and no place to go. Hello, Mr. Sunny Crockett. I'm Tubs.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17610
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Ryan
OK. Should we get started?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17611
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Michael
Ohh, yeah, let's get started because uh, yes, cause uh this is very serious business and umm..
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17612
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Ryan
Yep, exactly. This is a business meeting.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17613
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Michael
...business meeting --
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17614
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Kevin
Fire!
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17615
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Ryan
Stop that! Stop that!
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17616
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Michael
That's right! That's right!
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17617
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Ryan
You scared me.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17618
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Michael
Fire guy. Don't start any fires, Ryan.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17619
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Andy
Fire guy
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17620
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Kevin
You weren't here for that.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17621
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Andy
Here for what?
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17622
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Kevin
When he started the fire.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17623
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Michael
Look how big he is. Look at you, you are so mature and old and little man now. You're like our little man...
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17624
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Kevin
Little old man boy.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17625
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Ryan
Michael and everybody, umm...
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17626
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Michael
Beard.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17627
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Kevin
Bearded man boy.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17628
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Ryan
...let me just say something. I know I used to be a temp here, but now everything is different. I'd like your respect. I am your boss now. You're gonna have to treat me that same way you treated Jan.
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17629
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Michael
Oh, wow!
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17630
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Ryan
So...
Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17631