Every line from The Office season 4, episode 14, in script order. First aired May 15, 2008.
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Pam
What is it?
Season 4 · Episode 14 · Line 22297
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Michael
I am going to give Toby...
Season 4 · Episode 14 · Line 22298
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Pam
Your watch?
Season 4 · Episode 14 · Line 22299
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Michael
...Yes, I am. That was it. How did you know that?
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Pam
I just knew.
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Michael
How did you know?
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Holly
Oh that is so sweet.
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Michael
Well... That's my watch.
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Toby
Thanks, I'm gonna set it to Costa Rica time.
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Michael
Hey, that's good.
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Creed
Hey, it's the kid! Look, look, look, look, look! Hey! It's the temp! Look!
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Dwight
Oh my gosh.
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Creed
It's the temp!
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Pam
Is that the police?
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Dwight
Yes.
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Creed
Mm-hmm.
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Oscar
Well this is what happened: uh, Ryan's big project was the website... which wasn't doing so well. So Ryan, to give the impression of sales, recorded them twice: once as office sales, once as website sales. Which is what we refer to in the business as 'misleading the shareholders.' Another good term is 'fraud.' The real crime, I think, was the beard.
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Michael
Oh my God. Ryan... Oh my God.
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Kelly
I cannot wait to visit Ryan in prison. I'm gonna wear my hottest track suit, and get my hair done, and then be like, 'Hi Ryan.' And then all the other prisoners are gonna be like, 'Damn! Ryan, you got a hot ex-girlfriend. Ooh, I would never have treated her so bad when I was outside of prison.'
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Jim
Would you do me a favor and connect me to Ryan?
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Pam
Absolutely.
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Jim
Right to voicemail. Hey, Ryan, it's Jim. You know what? Totally disregard that last voicemail, because you obviously have your hands tied. Good luck!
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Holly
What's protocol on this?
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Toby
I normally do nothing, I guess. No, you shouldn't-
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Holly
Michael, are you okay?
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Michael
I'm just worried about my friend.
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Holly
Oh, of course you are.
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Michael
Just, I'm fine. I'm holding it together. I-I have a business to run.
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Holly
No, hey.
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Michael
I'm cool.
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Holly
Stop. You can let yourself be upset. He's your friend. You know what I usually find?...
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Michael
Holly is sweet and simple, like a lady baker. I would not be surprised to find out that she had worked in a bakery before coming here. She has that kind of warmth. I'm pretty sure she's baked on a professional level.
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Kevin
Woah! Cool! A bouncy house!
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Phyllis
Kevin, take your shoes off first!
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Michael
No antigravity machine, huh?
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Phyllis
Sorry, Michael, I don't think they're real.
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Michael
Ferris wheel's pretty cool though.
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Pam
Wow. Look at our parking lot.
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Jim
Yeah, who'd have thought?
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Pam
Is Jim gonna propose tonight? He is, isn't he? No, he's not... Is he?
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Holly
Oh, it was a pretty good company, but I just couldn't see a future there. They kept hiring from the outside. It was easy to get in but impossible to rise up.
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Michael
That's what she... a lot of places are like that.
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Holly
I think it's really cool you hired Kevin.
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Michael
Thanks.
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Dwight
You have it?
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Meredith
Almost.
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Dwight
Okay, here we go. Here we go. Put it in.
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Michael
I like, uh...
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Holly
That-That's my car.
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Michael
Hey. What are you doing?
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Dwight
Mose!
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Michael
What the hell is going on here?!
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Dwight
N-nothing you need to know the details of.
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Michael
There is a raccoon in the car, Dwight!
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Dwight
N-no there's not.
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Michael
Why did you do that?
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Dwight
It was playful hazing.
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Michael
No. There is no such thing as playful hazing. Dwight, I want you to look at Holly right now. Everybody, I want you to look at Holly right now, and maybe if you look at her deeply enough, you will see what I see in her. And that is that we are all very lucky to have her here. Holly is the best thing that has happened to this company since World War II. Fifty years, she is the best. Take care of that, all right?
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Dwight
It's not rabid.
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Michael
Shh...
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Meredith
Thanks for bringing that up.
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Dwight
Get it out. Come on, get it out. Get it out.
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Michael
I'm really sorry.
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Holly
Michael, thank you so much for saying that. I feel so welcome here.
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Michael
Yeah...
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Holly
I just... Um, excuse me.
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Michael
Did you see that! Did you see it? Did you see what... wow-wee! Uh, well, Jan didn't believe in showing affection, so... sometimes I don't know how to react when a girl touches me. Oh... I like it!
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Vance Refrigeration Guy
Hey Mrs. Vance, we're all out!
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Phyllis
Hey, Kev, I need you to do me a solid and go buy some more barbeque sauce. Okay.
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Holly
Cool! You drive your own car?
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Kevin
Yup. This is my car. Do you drive your own car?
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Holly
Yep. Just like you.
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Kevin
Okay, bye.
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Holly
Bye. Kevin, I'm really proud of you.
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Michael
Alright! Let's hear it for Darryl and his band. You know what? Let's also give a shout-out to Phyllis for this awesome party, huh?
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Pam
Yay, Phyllis!
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Michael
Probably the best one that we have ever had, right? But the real reason that we are here, is to say goodbye to a guy who we will probably never ever see again. Now, a lot of you know that I am an accomplished songwriter.
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Pam
Song parody writer.
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Michael
I have done things like um, 'Beers in Heaven.'
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Jim
Classic.
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Michael
Or, 'Total Eclipse of the Fart.'
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Jim
Not my favorite, but...
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Pam
I like that one.
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Jim
It's not my favorite...
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Pam
I like that one.
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Michael
I love to sing them, but I am not going to be doing that today. I am going to be doing something I wrote specifically for Toby. Do you know, um, 'Goodbye Stranger'? Supertramp?
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Darryl
Yeah.
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Michael
It was early morning yesterday... I was up before the dawn... and I really have enjoyed my stay... Toby must be movin' on.
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Pam
I'm gonna to miss Toby. He has a nice, calming presence in the office.
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Michael
Goodbye Toby, it's been nice. Hope you find your paradise...
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Pam
Don't tell him I said this, but I always thought he was kinda cute.
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Michael
Come tomorrow, feel no pain! Feel no pain! Toby! Toby! Tobee-yy! Toby's goin' away! See ya! He's outta here! See ya! He's outta here! Ohh! Goodbye Toby! Goodbye Toby! Goodbye Toby! Goodbye Tooo-by!
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Holly
Not bad.
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Michael
Oh, hey. Thanks.
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Holly
Someday I would love to hear 'Beers in Heaven.'
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Michael
Oh, okay. Yeah. Well, actu-too soon. It's uh, it's uh, very sexual. Sorry. Kevin. Kevin, where are you? You missed my song, buddy.
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Kevin
Yeah, Michael, I'm at Gerrity's. You have to come down here.
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Michael
Just pay for it and we'll reimburse you when you get back.
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Kevin
No, I-I brought my money. Michael, there's something that you need to see.
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Michael
What is it?
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