Every line from The Office season 4, episode 14, in script order. First aired May 15, 2008.
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Stanley
When I had my colitis, Toby was very helpful. He gave me seven weeks off. When I had my acid reflux, Toby was not as helpful. So I'm mixed on Toby.
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Michael
Toby Flenderson, come on up here.
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Toby
Uh, no, that's okay.
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Michael
Come on, no, no, no.
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Co-workers
Toby! Come on, Toby!
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Michael
Toby!
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Co-workers
Toby! Toby! Toby!
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Toby
Okay, okay, I'm going.
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Michael
Toby has written a fantastic speech for you, he spent a year on it. It's very funny and charming and heartwarming. And it rhymes, and if it's not any good, he has instructed us all to storm the stage and beat him to a bloody pulp. No! So, take it away, Toby! Whoo!
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Toby
Well, uh, okay. Um. It's really great to be here tonight, with the Ferris wheel, the band, and the low sunlight. I'm gonna miss you all when I go to Costa Rica, and if I keep drinking beer like this, I'm gonna have to take a leak-a. Look, on a more personal note, I just want to say thanks, you know, no matter what was going on in my life, you know, my divorce, or the custody battle, or that thing with my sister, it was just nice knowing I had a, a supportive place to come to where...
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Michael
Ach, okay, okay, play the cutoff music.
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Darryl
No.
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Toby
I'm gonna really miss going to beers with you guys every Tuesday night and lastly, I'd love to urge you to keep up with my fight to have the building checked for radon gas. You know, it's a, it's a real serious matter, and every time I try to have the, uh...
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Michael
Blah, blah, blah, blah...
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Toby
...building looked into...
Season 4 · Episode 14 · Line 22611
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Michael
...blah, blah, overstaying your welcome! Let's keep it moving! Let's keep it moving! Toby, everybody!
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Creed
I gave Toby my buddy Jorge's number in Costa. He'll hook Toby up with everything: cable TV, women, oh, and this amazing coffee to snort.
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