Every line from The Office season 4, episode 14, in script order. First aired May 15, 2008.
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Michael
Yeah, you took it too slow.
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Jim
Well, we're really happy.
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Michael
This thing with Holly feels a lot like love to me.
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Jim
And that's really sweet. And you can think that. But you don't say that out loud, and you definitely don't say it to her.
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Michael
I don't want her to get away.
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Jim
I know. Here, Michael, you can court her as you get to know her, you know? I mean, the office is a great place for that. Pam and I, we got to know each other right out there. I mean, the first time we joked around was at my desk. And the first meal we ever had was, in the break room, actually. We were at two separate tables and, I remember that. The first time we kissed even, was right outside, and... Look, all I'm saying is that you can get to know someone really really well, like I did, right here at work.
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Jim
I was thinking... fireworks for the party. What do you think?
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Phyllis
Oh boy. I appreciate your help, but I can't...
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Jim
Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I just meant I wanted to pay to have fireworks at the party.
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Phyllis
Why would you do that?
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Jim
Because I'm gonna miss Toby. Yep, he's a heck of a guy, and I think we should send him off right. It doesn't matter. Here ya go.
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Phyllis
Really?
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Jim
Well we all want a good party, right?
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Jim
I'm going to propose tonight. Holy crap!
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Holly
Hey Kevin.
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Kevin
Hi.
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Holly
Do you need some help?
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Kevin
I can't decide what to get.
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Holly
Well, what do you like to eat?
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Kevin
Well I like pretzels, but, I really like chips.
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Holly
Hmm. Well how much money do you have there? Okay, let's see... fifty... Oh, this is a button. Okay. Fifty-five, sixty-five, okay, you have seventy-five cents. So, that means you could get anything up in the top row.
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Kevin
Hmm...
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Kevin
I'm totally gonna bang Holly! She is cute, and helpful, and she really seems into me.
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Jim
Hey, Ryan, it's Jim. Look man, I don't know what's gotten into you lately, but you know what? I really don't care, because you're trying to get rid of me. And I bet you don't think I care enough about this job to actually fight back, but you're wrong, because I do, and I will. So you can keep trying to push me out of this place, but guess what? I'm not going anywhere.
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Holly
Damn it!
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Michael
Hello, Holly. Woah, what are you doing? You don't, uh, you don't have to do that. I mean, we have already put-together chairs. That's how we buy them actually.
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Holly
Oh, I'm trying to adjust the lumbar support on Toby's chair and... that made this up/down lever thing not work, and then I took the whole chair apart, and that... is the story of me on the floor. It's pretty good, right? You know, I'm gonna sell the movie rights.
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Michael
And the sequel, 'Woman Stands at Desk and Works.' So, I have no idea how you, how you sit like that.
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Holly
Yoga.
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Michael
Sit on floor and put together chair we will. Yo-da. Um...
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Holly
Pass curvy metal piece, you will.
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Michael
So are you in down this weekend? Cause, I'm not-I'm not... I'm not gonna be in town. I'm going out of town.
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Holly
Ohh, so you can't make my orgy? Kidding!
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Michael
Kidding. Acting!
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Holly
Acting!
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Michael
Acting!
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Holly
Lovitz.
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Michael
Yeah.
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Michael
I did it!
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Jim
What'd you do?
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Michael
I talked to her-Holly. Just pleasantries, nothing, you know... not like, do you want kids or, religion, or what side of the bed do you want. Hey, I can take either side of the bed at this point.
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Jim
Wow. Okay, so how'd that feel?
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Michael
It was hard. I wanted to kiss her.
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Jim
Oh, I'm so glad you didn't.
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Michael
Whew, oh God. Laying a base. Laying a base...
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Jim
There you go. There's plenty of base-laying left, right?... Hey. Hey!
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Michael
Yeah...
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Phyllis
Hello Angela.
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Angela
Phyllis, you look like you're gonna have a heart attack.
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Phyllis
Can I get a list of your vendors?
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Angela
I shredded it.
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Phyllis
Why would you do that?
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Angela
Gosh, I just don't know. Why do you think?
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Phyllis
Sorry.
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Toby
What'd you guys do?
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Michael
Oh, there he is. Thought you had gone home already. Why don't you go home, and come back for the party?
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Toby
Well, we still have to do the exit interview.
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Michael
Yes we do.
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Michael
I'll let you in on a little secret: I've been very much looking forward to this moment. Very, very much. I-I have been steeped in anticipation. Toby has been cruisin' for a bruisin' for twelve years, and I am now his cruise director, and my name is Captain Bruisin'.
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Toby
Wow, thanks, Michael, I...
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Michael
Can I just say that, of all the idiots, in all the idiot villages, in all the idiot worlds, you stand alone, my friend.
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Holly
Hello.
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Michael
Hey! Hi, good to see you.
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Holly
You too.
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Michael
I'm just having a little exit interview.
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Holly
Yeah, I know, that's why I'm here.
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Michael
Um, no, no, no. This is very boring stuff. Why don't you take a tour? Have you seen the baler?
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Holly
No, no, I'll look at it later. It's part of my job.
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Michael
Okay.
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Pam
Did you need me to take notes?
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Toby
Hi Pam. Stay.
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Pam
Okay.
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Michael
Um... Alright, well then, I will proceed. I just have some questions that I was gonna ask. Um... Who do you think you are?
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Toby
I'm Toby.
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Michael
Yeah. Correct. Um... What gives-what-what gives you the right?
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Holly
Um, I-I brought the binder. Do you wanna take a little look?
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Michael
Sure. You know what? That sounds good. I'll take a little look-see.
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Holly
Here you go.
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Michael
Thank you. What would you improve about Dunder Mifflin?
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Toby
This place, um...
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Michael
Well, no no no no no...
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Toby
I've got some ideas, I guess...
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Michael
No no no no no. I'm not asking it. I'm just reading it out loud.
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Holly
Oh, I'd like to hear the answer.
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Toby
Well let me see... I would, uh...
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Michael
I'll kill you.
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Toby
I guess everything's okay.
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Toby
I made it this far, right? What's the point?
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Pam
Toby, why don't you open your present?
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Michael
Oh, no no no, no, no. No, this-hey, hey, hey, hey, this might not be what I think... that I don't even know is in there, because there are a lot of presents in my car, and I don't know which is which...
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Toby
'Suck on this.'
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Michael
What the hell is that?
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Pam
Michael...
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Michael
That's... What do you mean, 'Michael'? That's not even my handwriting. Hey! What the hell is going on here?! Who thought it would be hysterical to give Toby a rock for his going-away gift?!
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Dwight
You did.
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Michael
No!
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Dwight
You made me wrap it. I thought it was over the line. I just-
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Michael
Okay, you know what that is? You know what that is? That is... a psyche. Psyche. So, that is not my real gift to Toby.
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Pam
So what is your gift?
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Michael
My gift is forthcoming, Pam.
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