Stanley Hudson Quotes from The Office (page 5)

Salesman, crossword solver, pretzel day devotee.

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1. Just transfer the damn call.

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2. I don't think he even uses the bathroom.

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3. I prefer Maradona. Uhhh... Diego Maradona.

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4. From Argentina.

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5. I get it. You need to see more?

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6. She's upstairs talking to Charles.

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7. I don't know.

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8. So, you think Michael's going after the whale, huh?

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9. What are we supposed to do? They keep undercutting us on price.

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10. How is that going to work?

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11. New File System'.

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12. I am not changing the way I do my files.

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13. It's not right. I don't like it.

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14. I had Mexican food.

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15. Who let this boy on the phone?

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16. And me.

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17. You want us to apologize to you?

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18. That's right.

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19. Are you giving us our clients back?

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20. Nobody likes that stuff except for you.

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21. So?

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22. I would like the memory of a day uninterrupted by this nonsense.

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23. How did I end up back in Crazytown?

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24. Had to be part of the group.

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25. I usually don't enjoy the theater, but this is delightful.

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26. I'm meeting a client. Do you have a problem with that?

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27. Goodbye.

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28. That is ridiculous. Of course not, why would you think that?

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29. Damn! I told her it was a stupid idea to go up in that club.

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30. It's just that... Teri's been traveling a lot...

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31. And it's been lonely.

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32. Cynthia's been keeping me company. She was my nurse, when I was in rehabilitation. We used to go on these long walks on the treadmill... I didn't...

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33. Yeah, but Michael, I'm going to go break it off. That's where I'm headed right now. I swear.

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34. I just need you to promise not to say a word about this to anyone. Michael, please.

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35. I'm counting on you, Michael.

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36. [sighs]

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37. You told everyone I was having an affair?

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38. What have we here?

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39. Co-manager of what?

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40. Can I also be a boss?

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41. If you don't smell this, you're fired.'

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42. We just need to hear your plan for our raise.

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43. Mr. and Mrs. Stanley Hudson.

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44. Are you crazy? I brought Cynthia with me.

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45. I got one queen size bed.

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46. A queen size bed is five feet wide. I am not five feet wide, Michael.

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47. If your hat hits me in the face one more time--

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48. Anyone have anything they want to trade for a toaster?

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49. No.

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50. Heh, heh, heh.

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51. Did you say 'Koi pond'?

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52. Michael, don't listen to them.

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53. You just ignore their carp.

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54. Thank you.

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55. Oh lord, we're all gonna lose our jobs.

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56. This is ridiculous.

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57. What kind of food?

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58. I'm in.

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59. Do we have to play?

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60. Super.

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61. Oh, is today Recyclops Day?

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62. I thought you were killed by Polluticorn.

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63. That doesn't make you a boss.

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64. Can't say.

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65. Has it really been ten years?

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66. 'Local businessman pledges college tuition to third graders'

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67. We're supposed to applaud you for taking a giant diaper off fake tree?

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68. Not a gun.

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69. Well, unless the missing piece is a gun, you don't have a gun.

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70. I have.

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71. We deserve to know.

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72. That's ok.

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73. I'm going to go look at the Internet.

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74. Hold it!

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75. Why do you find someone for yourself instead of meddling in our affairs?

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76. Hey!

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77. When are we getting to sales topics?

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78. About time.

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79. We need those leads, Michael. It's our job Michael. Michael!

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80. They aren't salespeople!

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81. The Kardashians is a good show.

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82. Not your staff, Michael. You.

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83. If we act nice now, then we're rewarding them for treating us poorly.

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84. That is a dangerous precedent.

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85. Well, you better be happy, taking two percent of our -

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86. This is - nice! All of us back together.

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87. Good news that you found our leads?

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88. Excuse me.

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89. Dwight, I know these programs. 'Every color is important because, together, we make a rainbow.'

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90. I'll slap you in the face with a rainbow.

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91. I have an idea for your weekend.

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92. Let me get back to my desk right now.

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93. My doctor told me to cut out hot dogs. We all got problems.

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94. How about make-believe land has anything you want?

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95. Oh, Michael, will you drop it? Everybody's spoken their mind, and no one's changing their mind.

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96. It wasn't me.

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97. Phyllis, what's this guy's name again?

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98. You fallin' behind.

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99. Still behind.

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100. Are you crazy?

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