Stanley Hudson Quotes from The Office (page 2)

Salesman, crossword solver, pretzel day devotee.

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1. This here is a run-out-the-clock situation. Just like upstairs.

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2. Go ahead. Get the wallpaper. Wallpaper the ceiling if you want. Call Terri and tell her she...

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3. Why would this affect our bonuses?

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4. Michael?

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5. You said we were getting bonuses.

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6. Cancel wallpaper.

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7. Way to go, Ryan!

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8. Michael, you remember my daughter, Melissa.

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9. She's in middle school.

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10. Mmhmm. What?

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11. A little fishy?

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12. That little girl is a child! I don't want to see you sniffing around her anymore this afternoon, do you understand?!

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13. Boy have you lost your mind? 'Cause I'll help you find it! Whatcha lookin' for, ain't nobody gonna help you out there! Jesus could come through that door and he's not gonna help you if you don't stop sniffing after my child!

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14. Put that away and learn.

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15. Learn why Daddy's so cranky when he comes home from work.

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16. I brought my daughter Melissa in. That girl is very spoiled. That child has no idea what I have to deal with so she can have her little cell phone and spend all my money at that Steamtown Mall.

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17. Mmhmm, happy birthday.

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18. These are all the same?

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19. Is this trip related in any way to your... birthday?

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20. Is that supposed to be me?

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21. I do not think that is funny.

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22. Hmmmpt.

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23. Where did you get these facts?

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24. They are not.

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25. No, I don't. I have a glass of red wine with dinner about once a week. For the antioxidants.

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26. And what did you say?

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27. Hmm.

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28. Excuse me?

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29. I didn't say that.

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30. We sit close.

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31. Wednesdays, tearful. Tuesdays...

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32. You gotta be kiddin' me.

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33. Will Lady Fortune give me a raise?

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34. I am going back to my desk...

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35. Annoying.

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36. I got them a toaster. They called off the wedding and gave the toaster back to me. I tried to return the toaster to the store, and they said they no longer sold that kind of toaster. So now my house has got two toasters.

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37. If you do that, you're going to have to put out.

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38. But... why Dwight?

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39. How does that qualify him to run a branch?

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40. I'm on the phone.

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41. We do not wanna hear about this.

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42. You have just spit on my face.

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43. Nope.

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44. I will NOT.

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45. No, I'm done.

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46. I'm having trouble getting my work done today.

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47. I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, drive my daughter to a school that's too expensive, and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little, but on Pretzel Day? Well, I like pretzel day.

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48. No way.

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49. Boooooo. Booooo. Back of the line.

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50. This is Pretzel Day.

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51. Thank you!

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52. Three hundred and sixty four days, 'till the next Pretzel Day.

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53. There's four things that I love. My wife, my daughters, Pam Grier, and a hot, chewy roll of buttered dough.

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54. I do not know.

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55. That's what she said.

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56. I don't celebrate Kwanzaa.

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57. I couldn't be happier. I'm gonna take the severance and retire. My wife and I are gonna travel. I really couldn't be happier.

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58. I don't know who these new people think they are. I've sat downwind of Phyllis' stinky perfumes for years. Never said a word.

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59. Back to work. We don't have to get along. We just have to work together.

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60. Got an hour? I'll try to explain.

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61. Trust me. It only gets worse.

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62. Fantastic.

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63. I'm going back inside.

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64. You can't cancel a holiday.

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65. What does that mean?

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66. Fruity and delicious.

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67. I'm going to the party in the break room, because they have more chairs in there. If I have to stand around a long time, I get real unpleasant to be around.

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68. Oh, you're gonna face far greater problems than I can possibly help you with.

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69. Oh, Michael, I'm glad you're here.

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70. My bonus check was a hundred dollars less than you promised.

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71. They said I should talk to you.

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72. I am not doing a lick more work until I get my full bonus check.

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73. No.

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74. I will gladly give you that information when my bonus comes through.

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75. Then you won't be able to do inventory.

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76. I wouldn't have come, but I know Jan is showing up soon. I don't wanna miss the show.

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77. There is a butterfly on this. Why?

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78. So it's either worth $15 bucks or $65,000.

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79. Pass.

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80. ... I'll take the kid.

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81. You want the lead?

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82. Mind? Nothing would delight me more.

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83. Ah, Julius, how's it goin'?

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84. So good to see you too. I'd like you fellas to meet Ryan Howard.

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85. I'm gonna let Ryan do a little pitch for you while I do my crossword. Ryan?

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86. Ha ha ha! And you just said, 'Hi! Hi! Hi!' Ha heh ha! You sounded like my niece, and she's six months old!

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87. Oh, sure, we talk all the time.

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88. No.

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89. Of course.

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90. A toaster, you?

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91. Unbelievable.

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92. Goooood bye.

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93. She's on her honeymoon. She won't be back for six weeks.

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94. Hmm, come here much?

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95. Oh, not again. Melissa!

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96. Wait for my outside. She is sixteen years old. What is wrong with you?

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97. No, no, no, no.

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98. No, no, no. You planned this whole thing boy. I'll snatch your spine out your back.

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99. You must have been scared out of your mind.

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100. Yeah, I heard how much Michael makes. I still think he's way overpaid.

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