Stanley Hudson Quotes from The Office (page 3)

Salesman, crossword solver, pretzel day devotee.

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1. So you and Bob are looking at a historical house?

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2. Mm, how many bedrooms?

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3. Is it nice outside?

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4. Do I need my jacket?

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5. Where's my five dollars?

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6. I always knew my co-workers were annoying. I never realized I could profit from it. Go ahead Bob Vance, call Phyllis, all day.

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7. Don't play dumb, you know damn well what we talking about.

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8. I am upset. Don't I sound upset?

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9. Phyllis got flashed in the parking lot.

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10. Okay, you need to stop that right now.

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11. Oh, sweet mother of God.

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12. Excuse me?

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13. I don't care what you call my team.

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14. No, the blue team.

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15. There's already a twist, you're carrying an egg on a spoon.

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16. Thank you so much.

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17. Do you expect me to believe that you're truly making your recommendations on this basis?

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18. I would rather work for an upturned broom with a bucket for a head than work for somebody else in this office besides myself. Game on!

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19. Uh, we don't have any safety mittens

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20. [growly noises, Jim looks terrified]

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21. Sorry about that. It's all about taking points away from Dwight.

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22. How so? I mean... sure thing, that sounds smart... I can't do this anymore! I'm goin' to sit in the bus.

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23. I've never heard you talk that much. I thought it was Kelly.

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24. Amen.

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25. Liquid.

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26. I don't want it.

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27. Make it 100.

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28. No. In fact, I'll give you a billion Stanley Nickels if you never talk to me again.

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29. The same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns.

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30. What is wrong with you? Why did you have to phrase it like that?

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31. You can't be serious. You ran a woman over this morning.

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32. Hello Meredith.

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33. I'm... um, Catholic.

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34. No, rabies... Babies would be a good idea. Can I put you down for a dime?

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35. Zero.

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36. Oh yes I will work out today. I will work out a way to avoid running for a stupid cause.

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37. So we've got what, another 20 minutes?

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38. Hmmm...

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39. You ran over an employee.

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40. I don't know.

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41. If the kid wants to set mine up, I'll let him.

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42. It's too little. Use the phone.

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43. I'm not driving with him.

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44. Or him.

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45. Yes, please let us know.

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46. No I'm not.

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47. You said you weren't coming back and we could leave early.

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48. We get to go home?

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49. You find anything?

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50. Why can't you guys do it?

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51. Fine.

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52. Yes, who is this?

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53. Michael?

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54. Why are you calling me here at home?

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55. Michael, I know that's you. Why are you calling me here at home?

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56. Michael, I know that's you. I know your voice. Why are you calling me here at home?

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57. When I'm at home at night in my own house in my sweats drinking some red wine watching my mystery stories, the last thing in the whole God forsaken world I want to hear is the voice of Michael Scott.

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58. How did Ryan use it? As an object?

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59. Is he right about that?

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60. I bet it's Jan spending him straight to the poor house.

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61. Urban? I grew up in a small town. What about me seems urban to you?

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62. I don't understand why sleeping at your desk is better than you not being here.

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63. I got an offer from Utica for more money, and I'm going to take it.

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64. I think it's because of my sales record.

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65. Money.

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66. Money.

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67. Money.

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68. Yep, looks that way.

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69. Michael? A word?

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70. I changed my mind, I wanna keep this job.

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71. I wasn't really planning on leaving, all I wanted was a raise. How on Earth did Michael call my bluff? Is he some sort of secret genius? Sometimes I say crazy things.

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72. I took an extra shot of insulin in preparation for this cake today. If I don't have some cake soon, I might die.

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73. Why don't you mind your business?

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74. Booyah!

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75. No one paid me to say 'Booyah.' Now pick up the ball.

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76. Now it isn't.

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77. This is ridiculous.

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78. There's nobody I hate enough to write her name on this card.

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79. I don't like when my clients call me to help them use the website, I'm not seeing commissions on that.

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80. When will that be?

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81. Did you not tell the security guard we were working late?

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82. Perfect, you guys worked together on this one. If I'm not in my bath with a glass of red wine in an hour, you're both dead.

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83. Ah, we don't know. They didn't give him his Christmas bonus this year, so...

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84. Somebody's always got to be a hero.

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85. Not me.

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86. No.

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87. Leave me alone, dammit.

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88. DID I STUTTER?

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89. What.

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90. What are you talking about?

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91. I am not going to apologize to you.

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92. It's like I used to tell my wife, I do not apologize unless I think I'm wrong, and if you don't like it you can leave. And I say the same thing to my current wife, and I'll say it to my next one too.

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93. Are you serious?

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94. You're firing me over three words. Have you lost your mind? Do you think I'm gonna let you do this to me?

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95. I've watched you screw up this office for ten years, and I'm filing a lawsuit, and I'm gonna tell them about every stupid thing you've ever done up in this office.

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96. So I'm not fired.

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97. Oh yes, I do. You are out of your damn, little pea-sized, mind. What is wrong with you? Do you have any sense? At all?

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98. Do you have any idea how to run an office?

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99. Every day you do something stupider than you did the day before.

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100. And I think, 'there's no possible way--

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