Stanley Hudson Quotes from The Office (page 3)

Salesman, crossword solver, pretzel day devotee.

763 quotes · page 3 of 8

1. So you and Bob are looking at a historical house?

   Season 3 · Episode 18 · Quote 14940

2. Mm, how many bedrooms?

   Season 3 · Episode 18 · Quote 14942

3. Is it nice outside?

   Season 3 · Episode 19 · Quote 15176

4. Do I need my jacket?

   Season 3 · Episode 19 · Quote 15178

5. Where's my five dollars?

   Season 3 · Episode 19 · Quote 15306

6. I always knew my co-workers were annoying. I never realized I could profit from it. Go ahead Bob Vance, call Phyllis, all day.

   Season 3 · Episode 19 · Quote 15308

7. Don't play dumb, you know damn well what we talking about.

   Season 3 · Episode 19 · Quote 15321

8. I am upset. Don't I sound upset?

   Season 3 · Episode 20 · Quote 15355

9. Phyllis got flashed in the parking lot.

   Season 3 · Episode 21 · Quote 16038

10. Okay, you need to stop that right now.

    Season 3 · Episode 21 · Quote 16040

11. Oh, sweet mother of God.

    Season 3 · Episode 22 · Quote 16123

12. Excuse me?

    Season 3 · Episode 22 · Quote 16125

13. I don't care what you call my team.

    Season 3 · Episode 22 · Quote 16156

14. No, the blue team.

    Season 3 · Episode 22 · Quote 16158

15. There's already a twist, you're carrying an egg on a spoon.

    Season 3 · Episode 22 · Quote 16164

16. Thank you so much.

    Season 3 · Episode 22 · Quote 16167

17. Do you expect me to believe that you're truly making your recommendations on this basis?

    Season 3 · Episode 22 · Quote 16218

18. I would rather work for an upturned broom with a bucket for a head than work for somebody else in this office besides myself. Game on!

    Season 3 · Episode 22 · Quote 16220

19. Uh, we don't have any safety mittens

    Season 3 · Episode 22 · Quote 16233

20. [growly noises, Jim looks terrified]

    Season 3 · Episode 22 · Quote 16238

21. Sorry about that. It's all about taking points away from Dwight.

    Season 3 · Episode 22 · Quote 16241

22. How so? I mean... sure thing, that sounds smart... I can't do this anymore! I'm goin' to sit in the bus.

    Season 3 · Episode 22 · Quote 16280

23. I've never heard you talk that much. I thought it was Kelly.

    Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16523

24. Amen.

    Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16766

25. Liquid.

    Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16789

26. I don't want it.

    Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16791

27. Make it 100.

    Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16793

28. No. In fact, I'll give you a billion Stanley Nickels if you never talk to me again.

    Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16795

29. The same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns.

    Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16797

30. What is wrong with you? Why did you have to phrase it like that?

    Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 16998

31. You can't be serious. You ran a woman over this morning.

    Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17082

32. Hello Meredith.

    Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17094

33. I'm... um, Catholic.

    Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17168

34. No, rabies... Babies would be a good idea. Can I put you down for a dime?

    Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17222

35. Zero.

    Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17224

36. Oh yes I will work out today. I will work out a way to avoid running for a stupid cause.

    Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17365

37. So we've got what, another 20 minutes?

    Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17378

38. Hmmm...

    Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17380

39. You ran over an employee.

    Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17505

40. I don't know.

    Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17692

41. If the kid wants to set mine up, I'll let him.

    Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17694

42. It's too little. Use the phone.

    Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17696

43. I'm not driving with him.

    Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17879

44. Or him.

    Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17881

45. Yes, please let us know.

    Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18190

46. No I'm not.

    Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18203

47. You said you weren't coming back and we could leave early.

    Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18414

48. We get to go home?

    Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18458

49. You find anything?

    Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18513

50. Why can't you guys do it?

    Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18516

51. Fine.

    Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18518

52. Yes, who is this?

    Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18868

53. Michael?

    Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18870

54. Why are you calling me here at home?

    Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18872

55. Michael, I know that's you. Why are you calling me here at home?

    Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18874

56. Michael, I know that's you. I know your voice. Why are you calling me here at home?

    Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18876

57. When I'm at home at night in my own house in my sweats drinking some red wine watching my mystery stories, the last thing in the whole God forsaken world I want to hear is the voice of Michael Scott.

    Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18877

58. How did Ryan use it? As an object?

    Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 19003

59. Is he right about that?

    Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 19006

60. I bet it's Jan spending him straight to the poor house.

    Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 19056

61. Urban? I grew up in a small town. What about me seems urban to you?

    Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19333

62. I don't understand why sleeping at your desk is better than you not being here.

    Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19584

63. I got an offer from Utica for more money, and I'm going to take it.

    Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19586

64. I think it's because of my sales record.

    Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19593

65. Money.

    Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19597

66. Money.

    Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19599

67. Money.

    Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19601

68. Yep, looks that way.

    Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19761

69. Michael? A word?

    Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19826

70. I changed my mind, I wanna keep this job.

    Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19828

71. I wasn't really planning on leaving, all I wanted was a raise. How on Earth did Michael call my bluff? Is he some sort of secret genius? Sometimes I say crazy things.

    Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19830

72. I took an extra shot of insulin in preparation for this cake today. If I don't have some cake soon, I might die.

    Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20065

73. Why don't you mind your business?

    Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20067

74. Booyah!

    Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20429

75. No one paid me to say 'Booyah.' Now pick up the ball.

    Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20431

76. Now it isn't.

    Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20433

77. This is ridiculous.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20468

78. There's nobody I hate enough to write her name on this card.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Quote 20877

79. I don't like when my clients call me to help them use the website, I'm not seeing commissions on that.

    Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21120

80. When will that be?

    Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21122

81. Did you not tell the security guard we were working late?

    Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21204

82. Perfect, you guys worked together on this one. If I'm not in my bath with a glass of red wine in an hour, you're both dead.

    Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21207

83. Ah, we don't know. They didn't give him his Christmas bonus this year, so...

    Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21406

84. Somebody's always got to be a hero.

    Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21414

85. Not me.

    Season 4 · Episode 12 · Quote 21508

86. No.

    Season 4 · Episode 12 · Quote 21510

87. Leave me alone, dammit.

    Season 4 · Episode 12 · Quote 21512

88. DID I STUTTER?

    Season 4 · Episode 12 · Quote 21514

89. What.

    Season 4 · Episode 12 · Quote 21557

90. What are you talking about?

    Season 4 · Episode 12 · Quote 21559

91. I am not going to apologize to you.

    Season 4 · Episode 12 · Quote 21561

92. It's like I used to tell my wife, I do not apologize unless I think I'm wrong, and if you don't like it you can leave. And I say the same thing to my current wife, and I'll say it to my next one too.

    Season 4 · Episode 12 · Quote 21562

93. Are you serious?

    Season 4 · Episode 12 · Quote 21652

94. You're firing me over three words. Have you lost your mind? Do you think I'm gonna let you do this to me?

    Season 4 · Episode 12 · Quote 21654

95. I've watched you screw up this office for ten years, and I'm filing a lawsuit, and I'm gonna tell them about every stupid thing you've ever done up in this office.

    Season 4 · Episode 12 · Quote 21656

96. So I'm not fired.

    Season 4 · Episode 12 · Quote 21658

97. Oh yes, I do. You are out of your damn, little pea-sized, mind. What is wrong with you? Do you have any sense? At all?

    Season 4 · Episode 12 · Quote 21660

98. Do you have any idea how to run an office?

    Season 4 · Episode 12 · Quote 21662

99. Every day you do something stupider than you did the day before.

    Season 4 · Episode 12 · Quote 21664

100. And I think, 'there's no possible way--

     Season 4 · Episode 12 · Quote 21666