Stanley Hudson Quotes from The Office (page 4)

Salesman, crossword solver, pretzel day devotee.

763 quotes · page 4 of 8

1. He can top that.'

   Season 4 · Episode 12 · Quote 21668

2. But what do you do?! You find a way, dammit, to top it! You are professional idiot!

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3. Oh, for the love of God.

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4. Fine. Here it is: you are a person I do not respect. The things you say, your actions, your methods, and style. Everything you would do, I would do it the opposite way.

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5. Michael I have known you a very long time, and the more I've gotten to know you, the less I've come to respect you. Any other theories?

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6. Fair enough.

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7. Has potential to be your best idea yet.

   Season 4 · Episode 12 · Quote 21689

8. Hmm?

   Season 4 · Episode 14 · Quote 22073

9. Why don't we eat more corn dogs? They're delicious.

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10. Corn dogs should be the standard. Corn dogs should be called hot dogs, and hot dogs should be called bad dogs.

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11. What a messed up world.

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12. When I had my colitis, Toby was very helpful. He gave me seven weeks off. When I had my acid reflux, Toby was not as helpful. So I'm mixed on Toby.

    Season 4 · Episode 14 · Quote 22597

13. I'm taking the dumplings for my wife.

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14. I'm taking my dumplings.

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15. Oh, I forgot something in my car. I'll see you guys up there.

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16. I happen to be losing weight on my own for my own reasons. The truth is, I have lost a little of my speed, a little of my fire. Here's what I used to look like. Look at those biceps. We were fighting the power and eating whatever we wanted.

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17. I lost four pounds. I don't know what those other fools were doing, but I lost four pounds.

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18. I don't like cake anymore

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19. Tastes changed. Now all I like is baklava.

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20. I don't know about anyone else. But it was a good summer for me. I lost seven pounds. And you know what? I'm just gonna take five days off anyway.

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21. This meeting.

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22. It's a quarter to five and I have started to gather my things.

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23. Amen. Just keep the ribs coming.

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24. About what?

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25. No, that was you.

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26. I do not like pregnant women in my workspace. They're always complaining. I have varicose veins, too. I have swollen ankles, I'm constantly hungry - do you think my nipples don't get sore too? Do you think I don't need to know the fastest way to the hospital?

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27. I'm done.

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28. Do you want us to look for 'em?

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29. What?

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30. I knew it. Haha!

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31. [laughs heartily and passes a newspaper to Phyllis]

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32. Perfect, isn't it?

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33. And he really nailed them on it. Somebody's finally holding them accountable!

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34. Heh heh.

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35. Dwight.

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36. Oh my God.

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37. I'm with Pam. Chairs.

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38. There he is!

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39. I didn't hear a phone.

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40. It's your job.

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41. Eh...

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42. I will not be the big guy in the tiny hat.

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43. I agree.

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44. Mmmm... chewy.

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45. There was a car.

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46. What's happening?

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47. What are you doing?

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48. Oh, I do.

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49. Some actress, whether shes hot.

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50. What difference does it make? Attractive, beautiful, hot, we're talking about the same thing here.

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51. I am trying to be more optimistic in life. I've got what, 20 or 30 years left. And my family history says I have less. Now, the old Stanley Hudson would have found something wrong this actress. But that is no way to live life. Look at this healthy sexy pretty strong young woman. C'mon people! She is hot.

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52. Leave it woman!

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53. I'm about to die!

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54. Thank you, Michael.

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55. It's true. Around this office, in the past, I have been a little abrupt with people...

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56. Not maybe. Yes or no.

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57. No way. Uh-uh.

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58. Are you from another planet?

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59. Boy, have you lost your mind? 'Cause I'll help you find it.

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60. Did I stutter?

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61. I'm done. Goodbye.

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62. But the doctor said if I can't find a new way to relate more positively to my surroundings I'm going to die.

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63. I'm not sitting in a wheelchair.

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64. I'm going to die.

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65. Oh, I don't know.

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66. I would die.

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67. I'm okay with the logic of it.

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68. Yes. I had a heart attack. I would quit, but I'm too old to find another job and I don't have enough saved to retire. I feel like I'm working in my own casket.

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69. I'm not feeling well. I need to sit down.

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70. Oh my God!

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71. Oh my God!

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72. Chocolate.

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73. It's my bio-feedback machine..

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74. It alerts me when my stress level goes up so I can try to calm down.

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75. Yes...

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76. No, Michael, No.

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77. Would ya, would ya step back please

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78. Please. A little further.

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79. That's better.

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80. You don't have to lie. Through here.

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81. Four Splenda. Are you crazy?

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82. Are you out of your damn mind?

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83. We're not friends. I didn't think about it.

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84. You really like her, huh?

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85. Give me two clients for her.

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86. I have to take care of a couple things. So Andy will be taking over things here. You're in good hands, and give my best to your mother.

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87. I know, I just read it on the sign.

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88. Take a nap, nothing good is on TV right now.

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89. Pardon me, may I have a chocolate chip cookie? I gave blood earlier and I'm still feeling woozy.

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90. I, uh-oh I feel so woozy I just Band-Aids.

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91. I've got a golden ticket idea. Why don't you skip on up to the roof and jump off?

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92. Stanley Hudson. Are there gonna be layoffs?

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93. Fantastic.

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94. Did you tell him how sick of him you were?

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95. Maybe you should go into your office, close the door, and make some calls about jobs?

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96. Can't you see I'm urinating?

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97. No.

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98. No.

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99. No I didn't.

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100. Yes.

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