Stanley Hudson Quotes from The Office (page 8)

Salesman, crossword solver, pretzel day devotee.

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1. That's it. I'm getting my stuff. I'm leaving for the day.

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2. Get off me!

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3. Alright, I'll stay! There's a pencil broken in my rolls.

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4. Put those away before you hurt yourself.

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5. Ah! So, this is what 2:00 P.M. looks like around here!

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6. I usually take a siesta about now.

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7. It's all gone. I didn't get a chance to try them all because Creed poured my Bogota Sunrise in the plant.

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8. Hey, it's five o'clock.

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9. That's none of your damn business.

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10. This is not natural.

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11. I said something when they were thinking of hiring Jim. Didn't work then. And now look what he's doing to us.

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12. Phil, I'll pretend to be your husband. I'm already sick of you, so it'll seem realistic.

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13. Should've put him out of his misery and just fired her.

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14. I'm the same way with horny people.

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15. Uh huh.

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16. That's where nosey'll get you.

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17. Why can't you just do regular sit-ups?

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18. Maybe we should eat the cupcakes. Haven't we done enough to Packer? I mean, we sent him down to Florida on a prank. And you did fire him.

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19. Me too.

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20. We've all changed.

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21. Yes, a little walk sounds like a good idea.

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22. Hurry Pam, I need to know how much hellfire is going to rain down on me.

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23. She does. But neither of them know about Lydia.

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24. Hello, honey? I just spoke to the TV repair man, he says we need to keep our TVs turned off for a couple of months. Something about the wiring.

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25. What the hell? No. This is NOT happening.

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26. I put 17 damn years into this company, and now they're making me climb Stair Mountain!

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27. This is an abomination.

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28. [drinks a 5-Hour Energy shot and groans]

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29. You own the building. Why can't you fix the elevator in the middle of the night? Who do I look like? Jackie Joyner-Kersee?

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30. Son, you've lost your mind. I'm not going anywhere until you fix my elevator.

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31. You are not my damn boss and you never will be! Guess what? Never gonna happen! Pete! Iced tea. Three sugars, five creams.

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32. Pass.

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33. Dwight, you do not learn, do you? For a threat to be credible, you ha'

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34. No, you didn't. Sick of you and your'ooh'

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35. [falls to the floor with a loud thud]

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36. Helllloooo!

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37. Pigeons.

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38. Ooh-hoo, look at that baby'

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39. Ohhh'

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40. That's Benji. Oh, he's precious. That's a healthy-looking baby.

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41. Eee.

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42. A beautiful family.

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43. So I just smiled and complimented her grandkids, and we closed it?

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44. Oh, no, I'm not doing that again. You got me down, you gotta get me back up.

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45. [stabs his own leg with a tranquilizer dart and falls to the ground]

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46. Who's Carla Fern?

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47. Not one of us remembers you saying anything about two thousand dollars.

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48. Andy's from the generation that thinks they should all be famous. What happened to the generation that knew you shut up, did your work, and died quietly from a heart attack?

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49. Can't you just leave?

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50. Yeah. And people worse than him make it all the time. Like Lil Romeo.

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51. He was good.

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52. Over the course of this documentary I've had three affairs. If you find my body in a ditch, let me save the police some trouble: my wife did it.

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53. He ain't coming.

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54. I heard that.

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55. No one is ready for this. You can't be ready for this. We don't even know what this is.

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56. Ah, I've been looking forward to this day since I was 18 years old.

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57. Hey guys.

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58. Oh, great.

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59. Yes, I'm living in Florida now. Little town called Florida City, just on the edge of the everglades. The man who delivered my divorce papers came by fan boat which was kinda fun. I sit on my porch all day, carving birds.

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60. I guess this was work being filmed nonstop for nine years.

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61. I missed you too.

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62. I had to pledge $50 to my local PBS station just to get this.

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63. Okay, I need a drink.

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