Pam Beesly Quotes from The Office (page 11)

Receptionist turned office administrator and Michael Scott Paper Company co-founder.

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1. I'm gonna return it.

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2. Hi.

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3. Thanks.

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4. I have this little vacuum cleaner that's broken. If Dwight doesn't work out, maybe that could be manager.

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5. What?

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6. Please go back to your desk.

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7. Well, I remember why I dress the way I do at work. But I'm gonna keep the clothes. I mean, it'll be cool to just have some after work clothes that aren't pajamas.

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8. Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. ... Uh, sure, I'll get him for you. It's Jan for you.

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9. Yeah.

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10. I may have a few weeks ago faked a call from Jan in order to get out of a synopsis of, I think it was, Navy: NCIS. Since then, Michael's been suspicious.

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11. Hey Michael, would you get me some coffee from the warehouse?

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12. But the warehouse coffee tastes SO much better.

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13. With cream and sugar?

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14. The news that you just announced? That Ed died?

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15. Is there anything I can do?

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16. Yeah.

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17. Oh. Okay.

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18. Okay.

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19. Oh. I would like a break.

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20. Great.

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21. I think so. I don't know, I was mainly focused on the cup holders.

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22. You waited for me?

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23. Let's see. I had an aunt that I was really close to. She was this amazing female boxer. Um, anyway, she was injured in a fight, and she was paralyzed. So, you can imagine how upset I was when I found out that she asked her manager to remove her breathing tube so she could die.

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24. Is it for the bird?

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25. I have it covered.

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26. If you wanna do something for the funeral...

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27. Maybe you could play a song on your recorder.

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28. Do you have it with you?

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29. Did I wake up this morning thinking I'd be throwing together a bird funeral? You never can tell what your day here is gonna turn into.

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30. Actually, I have it.

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31. I'd also like to say a few words if that's okay.

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32. What do we know about this bird? You might think, 'Not much. It's just a bird.' But we do know some things. We know it was a local bird. Maybe it's that same bird that surprised Oscar that one morning with a special present from above.

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33. And we know how he died. Flying into the glass doors. But you know what? I don't think he was being stupid. I think he just really, really wanted to come inside our building to spread his cheer and lift our spirits with a song.

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34. An impression, then. Lastly, we can't help but notice that he was by himself when he died, but of course, we all know that doesn't mean he was alone. Because I'm sure that there were lots of other birds out there who cared for him very much. He will not be forgotten.

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35. Just smile for me and let the day begin. You are the sunshine that lights my heart within... on the wings of love ...

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36. Hi.

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37. Well, I will be spending the entire afternoon in grief counseling for someone I've never met.

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38. Closer to the epicenter, I guess.

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39. Really?

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40. Wow, I thought that was supposed to be, like, next month.

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41. Yeah, I'd love to see them. Oh, and tell them I say, 'Congratulations.'

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42. I should probably head back in.

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43. But, umm, thanks for the break.

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44. Michael once told me that Home Alone is the saddest movie ever. When I asked him why, he said, 'Because the whole family forgets the kid at home. There is nothing funny about that.'

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45. Hi.

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46. Oh, I don't know if I'm...

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47. It's weird. Jan use to treat Michael like he was a ten year old, but lately it's like he's five.

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48. Once a year they bring in a little cart and they give away free pretzels. It's really not a big deal. To some people it is.

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49. Michael.

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50. Great! I thought you could use this time to authorize some checks.

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51. Hey, why don't you just go up to your office, get some work done, and I'll just bring you a pretzel.

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52. You know, I just think it's really important that you be productive today.

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53. Did you have a lot of sugar today, Michael?

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54. Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. Oh, hi Jan. He's, uh, on a sales call. No message? Bye, Jan.

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55. Night.

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56. 20 past 5.

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57. PM.

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58. These came for you. Contracts? Brent Koselli?

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59. This is a huge sale.

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60. Night, Michael.

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61. Dunder Mifflin.

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62. Oh my God.

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63. Hi.

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64. Oh.

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65. I had to work late. Jan's making me keep a log of everything Michael does all day.

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66. Yeah, totally. So...

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67. Do you...

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68. Uh, no, I um. Everything's pretty much the same here.

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69. A little different. What time is it there?

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70. Oh, yeah. Right.

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71. I don't know. It felt far.

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72. What?

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73. I type 90.

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74. It's true.

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75. 70? How many do you type?

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76. Come on. Tell me.

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77. You have to tell me now.

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78. No, it's, that's respectable.

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79. So ok. I'm watching the movie, by myself...

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80. Because I just wanted a relaxing evening at home...

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81. And, I'm freaking out.

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82. That movie is so scary!

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83. But I'm holding on because I keep waiting for Sandra Bullock to show up.

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84. Because I got it at Blockbuster and they don't put the pictures on the box.

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85. Would I make that up?

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86. Oh, yeah, in my fancy new apartment. I have one bedroom, one bathroom, and a closet.

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87. I have one kitchen.

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88. It's actually...

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89. Three kitchens?

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90. Hey, Ryan, are you ok?

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91. Um. Ok, bye.

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92. No, I was um...

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93. You have to go?

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94. No, I should probably go too.

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95. I mean, yeah.

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96. Bye Jim.

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97. It's like mommy and daddy are fighting. Except mommy outranks daddy and mommy is way scarier.

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98. Dwight is taking Ryan on a sales call today. So if we find Ryan's body in a heavily-wooded area tomorrow, I owe Jim $30. It's an old bet, but a deal's a deal.

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99. Hey, let's focus today. Make today all about focus. I'll help you.

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100. Yeah.

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