Meredith Palmer Quotes from The Office (page 3)

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  1. I got some in my minivan somewhere.

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  2. What are we gonna do?

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  3. Holly. She's on the warpath. She is gunning for all our jobs. Do you guys have any dirt on her?

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  4. No. Something I can blackmail her with.

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  5. Stanley, didn't she say a bunch of racist stuff to you?

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  6. You weren't even in the room! Thanks for nothing.

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  7. Hey, how did it go?

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  8. Okay.

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  9. I'm getting fired, aren't I? I can't get fired. I got nothing else. Nothing. No skill set. Can't type, bad on the phone, not great with people.

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  10. Where else am I gonna get another job that lets me come it at eleven and leave at four?

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  11. I wish Toby was still here.

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  12. Ass...turd.

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  13. You know I once dated a couple of guys from Cornell. They were really nice. They gave me a ride home.

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  14. Come on, how did you propose? Spill it. Were you wasted?

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  15. Hello.

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  16. It's just a van.

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  17. Look, I know my way around a van. That is just a van.

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  18. Pam failed art school.

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  19. Come on.

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  20. Sincerely, disappointed? Get off your high horse, Richie.

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  21. Yeh, they're rich.

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  22. Jim, good for you, standing up to Pam like that.

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  23. Oh... my... GOD!!! Hit me again.

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  24. Ahh yeah!!

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  25. Belly dancing!

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  26. I'm all right. I'm all right.

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  27. A little better. I threw up.

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  28. I'm not an alcoholic.

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  29. I don't care what everyone thinks. I know I am not an alcoholic.

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  30. Sure.

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  31. Obviously.

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  32. You're welcome.

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  33. I am fine.

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  34. I know I drink. I like to party

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  35. I am not an alcoholic!

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  36. I don't mind telling you that I have an addiction. I do. To porn.

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  37. We just missed Poor Richards.

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  38. Yeah, I thought we were going out for a drink?

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  39. The Bog? Cooper's, Kelly's...

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  40. ...Brixx's, Carmen's...

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  41. ...The Fort, Andy Gavin's.

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  42. Well, it must have just opened up.

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  43. Yeah... all right.

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  44. Enough of this Christmas crap. Let's get some party music. Yeah!

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  45. Yeah!

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  46. Yeah that's better.

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  47. Sunrise Rehab? No! No! No! I told you no! There is no way!

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  48. No way! There is no way! No way!

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  49. No way! No way! There is no way!

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  50. No! No way! I told you. We talked about this. There is absolutely no way. No! No! There is no way! No! No! I am not going in there! I am not going in there!

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  51. I am not going in there! NO!!

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  52. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Just wait! Just wait!

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  53. Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! No! No!

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  54. No! No! No! There is no way! There is no way!

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  55. There is no way! There is no way! No! No!

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  56. This man is crazy! This man is crazy!

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  57. No! No! No! No! No!

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  58. NO!!!

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  59. I knew something bad was gonna happen today.

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  60. Yeah, my neighbor got murdered.

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  61. I've had two men fight over me before. Usually it's over which one gets to hold the camcorder.

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  62. I call loser!

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  63. There's a star-shaped thing taped under the kitchen table.

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  64. Hey, has anything happened yet?

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  65. She's got mean eyes.

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  66. She is an amazing actress.

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  67. Chunky monkey.

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  68. Michael? You ran over me with your car. You posted a picture of my bare boobs on the bulletin board with a caption that said 'Gross'...

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  69. Michael, you are the reason I drink. You are the reason I live to forget.

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  70. How much?

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  71. Seven grand?

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  72. I gotta see that little bitch.

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  73. She's right. I had my second kid just for the vacation.

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  74. Awesome!

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  75. Yeah, I know fixed; that ain't fixed.

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  76. Surprise!

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  77. Take a nap!

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  78. Surprise.

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  79. What are you doing?

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  80. I'll help. Now it's just a stupid baby.

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  81. She could be your soul mate.

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  82. Ok, what do you think?

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  83. Did you spit in his face?

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  84. Little Ms. Thing wants attention.

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  85. I'll take them for my kid.

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  86. Don't fall in love with me, kid.

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  87. I don't know. I saw a crowd. I thought there might be a dogfight or something--

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  88. About what?

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  89. What? What's wrong with my outfit?

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  90. A bunch of prudes. You know, Oscar's allowed to wear sandals, but I'm not allowed to wear open-toed shoes? Is that how it goes?

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  91. Fine.

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  92. It's casual day. Happy?

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  93. Ooh, where has this guy been?

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  94. This is like a haunted coffeehouse thing?

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  95. Yeah! Man in!

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  96. Maybe we shouldn't play due to the circumstances.

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  97. Think she did him?

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  98. Really?

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  99. She's gonna hate being a mom.

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  100. A few months, that's why they're rushing the wedding.

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