Meredith Palmer Quotes from The Office (page 7)

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  1. When are you gonna boom me?

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  2. Got it.

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  3. If I ever get that bad, you'd tell me, right?

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  4. Walked right into that one.

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  5. Yeah, and somebody had the balls to put my phone number on the men's room wall. Which is so messed up. It's 6782 not 83.

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  6. Yeah, let's get some booze and some cocaine and just blow it out. No consequences.

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  7. Meredith Palmer ain't never been called no nark. Floozy? Yes. Alkie? Check. Einstein sarcastically? You bet. But never no nark. Vomit mop? Sure. Floor meat? That's me. Flesh hoover?

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  8. Ah, come on.

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  9. Tell us!

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  10. What's it say?

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  11. Boo.

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  12. Hey boss, I did everything I could. I invited Pete out for drinks, I emailed him shots of my junk....

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  13. Kid doesn't have a romantic bone in his body.

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  14. Fresh meat! Fresh meat!

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  15. OK.

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  16. I'm not sorry about it.

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  17. Did you get diarrhea or were you stoned?

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  18. Just ignore her. Sooner or later she'll finish.

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  19. I am a very private person. I show 'em when I wanna show 'em. Who wants a taste? Boob sauce!

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  20. Wow.

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  21. Man, he's really in twinkle town now.

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  22. Oof. Always hurts to hear that one.

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  23. Hey, good choice, man. Seriously. Don't want to see you in a porn next year.

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  24. I'd better come out of this smelling like a rose. I've been on my best behavior for nine years. If it wasn't for the cameras, I would've done some truly vulgar crap.

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  25. Uh, two.

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  26. Hey! No way!

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  27. Yeah!

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  28. Are you gonna come to Poor Richard's and watch with us tonight?

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  29. Question for Darryl. Did we ever get loaded and listen to Zeppelin in my van?

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  30. Nah, I call one hour van time with Darryl.

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  31. You have to!

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  32. See you guys at Poor Richard's, all right?

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  33. Speech!

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  34. Thank you.

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  35. Andy?

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  36. Darryl!

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  37. Whoo-hoo. Let's get this party started!

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  38. Shut up. Jakey?

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  39. No, no, no, no. Just do your wok. Pretend mom's not here.

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  40. Give the good show, my little entrepreneur.

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  41. Take it off.. Yeah! Good song choice, Jakey. Stripper's only as good as his song.

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  42. Be gentle Jakey. Gentle. One second. Just one second. Look.

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  43. Fine. My bad. Go ahead Jakey.

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  44. I got a beef with that. Um, for the first seven years, I was getting my PhD in School Psychology and they didn't show it. Yes, I was getting hammered but, hey, it was college.

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  45. You have to go, Toby.

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  46. Hey, bottom drawer.

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  47. I just feel lucky that I got a chance to share my crummy story with anyone out there who thinks they're the only one to take a dump in a paper shredder. You're not alone sister. Let's get a beer sometime.

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