Meredith Palmer Quotes from The Office

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1. Michael. Michael, please, can we talk to you about this memo?

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2. Could you mean vagina? Because if you do, I want that covered.

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3. A uterus is different from a vagina. I still have a vagina.

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4. Oh! Surprise.

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5. Yes.

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6. Uh, I can't. Um...

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7. I can't eat dairy.

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8. Yeah, it makes me sick.

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9. Happy Bird-day' Um... 'Meredith, good news. You're not actually a year older because you work here, where time stands still.'

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10. That was Stanley. 'Meredith, happy birthday, you're the best. Love, Pam.'

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11. This is from Michael. 'Meredith, let's hope the only downsizing that happens to you is that someone downsizes your age.'

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12. No, I... I get it. It's funny.

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13. You're right. You're right. Yes.

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14. I hate that.

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15. Meredith, let's hope the only downsizing that happens to you is that someone downsizes your age.'

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16. No, I...I get it. It's funny.

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17. You're right. You're right. Yes.

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18. You're talking about my hysterectomy.

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19. Um... what about office romance?

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20. Wow!

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21. Legends of the Fall, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Legally Blond, Bridges of Madison County...

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22. ...and Ghost. But, ah, just that one scene...

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23. ...Jim.

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24. Is there anybody else.

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25. I'm still recovering from last night. But maybe.

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26. I'll take the teapot.

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27. Damn it.

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28. I really want the iPod.

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29. I'll take the oven mitt.

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30. We can drink?

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31. Me. Please.

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32. The deal is that this is my last hurrah, cause I made a New Year's resolution that I'm not going to drink anymore. During the week.

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33. Yeah.

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34. Yep.

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35. Yeah.

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36. Damn it.

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37. Thanks. I wish I could've had it. Do you wanna trade?

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38. All right!

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39. Me.

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40. Wow!

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41. You can take my van!

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42. Hi. I'm Meredith and I'm an alch... good at supplier relations.

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43. In five years, I'd like to be... five years sober.

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44. Four and a half.

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45. Oh, that's part of my dream too.

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46. Slip.

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47. Happy Valentine's Day darling. Love Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.'

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48. Yeah. Wow.

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49. Thanks.

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50. Please don't tell a sailor joke.

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51. Um, fif--well, fifty... I... over ordered because they had a back order.

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52. I got permission to bring Jake into work, which is great because he got suspended this week and now I don't have to pay for a sitter.

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53. Did you hear anything yet?

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54. Pam said you had something important to tell me. Is it bad? Am I getting fired? Why aren't you telling me? It must be bad. They're taking away my kid. I knew it. They're not taking away my kid. Oh.

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55. Why would I be worried? I'm not a drug user. I would never abuse my body like that. I mean, they are plenty of other ways to have fun. My body is 100% drug-free.

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56. Wait.

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57. Wow.

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58. Oh, God. Oh, no. I have this problem all the time. I never remember people I've had sex with.

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59. Oh, right.

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60. [shocked expression]

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61. Why are all the best-looking single men always gay?

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62. That town smells like cheese steaks.

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63. I have a lot of work to do.

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64. Do you want to make Appletini's and watch 'Sex and the City' at my place?

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65. Oh, that's what they call it.

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66. Hey, champagne.

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67. Where'd you get that salad?

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68. Hey. That's funny.

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69. Do you want a little?

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70. Okay. If you change your mind, you just let me know, okay?

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71. That's cool.

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72. That was in your way?

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73. Sorry.

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74. Yes.

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75. I want to.

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76. I love your complexion. It's like devil's food cake.

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77. What was your cell like?

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78. Yes.

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79. Is that a threat?

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80. No thanks. They're too sweet.

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81. When a woman gets older, she'll go just about anywhere with just about anyone. I've done some things I'm not so proud of, but I've seen the world.

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82. Be careful. Hello? I'm stuck!

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83. Gerty's.

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84. I don't remember.

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85. SHUT UP ANGELA!

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86. Wait, this is the entertainment?

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87. I thought you're not supposed to wear white to a wedding.

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88. I really want to come out!

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89. Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Get off! Get off me! Get off me!

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90. Get off me! Get it off! Ahhhh!

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91. Here's a joke for you. Why did Pam hook up with Roy at Phyllis's wedding?

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92. You ready?

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93. Why did Pam hook up with Roy at Phyllis's wedding?

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94. Grow up.

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95. Get over yourself.

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96. Because Roy use to...... with the rice......

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97. I know.

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98. [comes out of the bathroom... screams... runs back into the bathroom]

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99. I really want to come out.

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100. Hey

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