Meredith Palmer Quotes from The Office (page 2)

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1. Yeah. Jack, these are my co-workers.

   Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14571

2. I don't remember doing that.

   Season 3 · Episode 21 · Quote 15845

3. Thanks. I know how to drive.

   Season 3 · Episode 21 · Quote 15880

4. My car, my rules.

   Season 3 · Episode 21 · Quote 15882

5. It's a little too tight. I'm gonna find another spot.

   Season 3 · Episode 21 · Quote 15899

6. Crap.

   Season 3 · Episode 21 · Quote 15977

7. Oh I'm excited. Today is Beach Day! And Michael is taking the whole office to the beach. So I'm wearing my bathing suit underneath my shirt [lifts up shirt, definitely

   Season 3 · Episode 22 · Quote 16099

8. What is it?

   Season 3 · Episode 22 · Quote 16209

9. Um, What the hell?

   Season 3 · Episode 22 · Quote 16354

10. Um, I forgot my...

    Season 3 · Episode 22 · Quote 16356

11. Can we please pull over at the next rest stop?

    Season 3 · Episode 22 · Quote 16375

12. Pull over! Pull over!

    Season 3 · Episode 22 · Quote 16377

13. Hotdogs are really unhealthy.

    Season 3 · Episode 22 · Quote 16402

14. You got a haircut. It's sexy, hot.

    Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16454

15. Turn around.

    Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16456

16. Yes.

    Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16458

17. Do it!

    Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16460

18. You know what? Don't even worry about it. Everyone was so drunk, I bet no one even remembers what you said.

    Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16526

19. I would never do that. Waste of money. In my experience, guys are way more attracted to the back of you than the front.

    Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16638

20. At the same time.

    Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17092

21. This is weird.

    Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17095

22. No don't bother the nurse, just put it back in.

    Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17099

23. Thanks.

    Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17103

24. No, it's not too bad. They have me on a lot of painkillers.

    Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17106

25. I have no idea.

    Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17108

26. Well it was really great of all of you to come and visit me at the same time. I'll see you guys at the office.

    Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17110

27. Michael, I'm not gonna do that.

    Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17112

28. You cracked my pelvis

    Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17116

29. You're not forgiven.

    Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17118

30. [screams]

    Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17121

31. Don't pull any plugs.

    Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17188

32. Better.

    Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17190

33. Yes. Dwight here, trapped it in a bag against my head.

    Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17196

34. And a rat. Separate occasions.

    Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17199

35. Hey Michael.

    Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17451

36. Better.

    Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17453

37. I'm in because you hit me with your car. But I wanted to say, I heard you were trying really hard, so I'm not mad at you anymore.

    Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17455

38. Sure.

    Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17457

39. Drunk? No! You can't get drunk off Kahlua. It's just a kind of coffee.

    Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17470

40. See you guys.

    Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17490

41. Oh please, Michael.

    Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17492

42. You're gonna be here a

    Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17494

43. Nurse! I just need some water. And my pills. Thank you.

    Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17496

44. There's nothing in here.

    Season 4 · Episode 1 · Quote 17498

45. Hey... there he is.

    Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18163

46. I never thanked you for coming to the hospital.

    Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18165

47. Well, I really appreciate you coming. I'm singling you ouuuut.

    Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18167

48. Anyway, I have this Sharpie...

    Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18169

49. And I was wondering if you could sign my cast?

    Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18171

50. Can you write where I can read it?

    Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18173

51. I'll read this when I get home.

    Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18175

52. Three hundred and five.

    Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18288

53. Oop. It just made another sale. Three eighty.

    Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18290

54. Four-oh-two.

    Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18292

55. What do you want me to do, not announce it? Four twelve.

    Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18294

56. I think it looks good.

    Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18566

57. Angela, what kind of music?

    Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18720

58. How am I supposed to know what that is?

    Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18722

59. I can't believe he has a second job.

    Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 19058

60. I'm excited about doing the ad, but I'm not really used to doing videos with so many people around.

    Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19399

61. You comin'?

    Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19468

62. Piss or get off the pot!

    Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19470

63. I don't know why I'm not in The Finer Arts Club. It's bullcrap. You clean it up.

    Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19860

64. I love camping. Anything can happen.

    Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 19895

65. Hey, Jim, can I have my own cake?

    Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20017

66. I really prefer devils food cake.

    Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20019

67. Yes!

    Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20021

68. What is Jim thinking? It's a birthday, so what if there's a lot of them?

    Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20063

69. Don't patronize me.

    Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20315

70. Owww!

    Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21296

71. Hi, Pam.

    Season 4 · Episode 12 · Quote 21713

72. Guys, do we have to stay all day?

    Season 4 · Episode 13 · Quote 21786

73. Almost.

    Season 4 · Episode 14 · Quote 22342

74. Thanks for bringing that up.

    Season 4 · Episode 14 · Quote 22357

75. Okay. One two three- Oh let's do it again. Pam your smile is weird.

    Season 4 · Episode 14 · Quote 22475

76. One, two three- One, two, three-

    Season 4 · Episode 14 · Quote 22477

77. It's a couple streets over.

    Season 4 · Episode 14 · Quote 22524

78. Sure! That sounds fun!

    Season 4 · Episode 14 · Quote 22526

79. I hate that bitch. I wanna cut her face.

    Season 4 · Episode 14 · Quote 22528

80. Pretend? Or really make one?

    Season 4 · Episode 14 · Quote 22530

81. Make your ownin' sandwich.

    Season 4 · Episode 14 · Quote 22532

82. What should we do with all these leftovers?

    Season 5 · Episode 1 · Quote 22617

83. I like her nails.

    Season 5 · Episode 1 · Quote 22988

84. I like her fingernails.

    Season 5 · Episode 1 · Quote 22990

85. Nothing.

    Season 5 · Episode 1 · Quote 23114

86. Who gives a f[bleep]?

    Season 5 · Episode 1 · Quote 23122

87. One more kid calls me 'Hellboy,' I swear to God...

    Season 5 · Episode 1 · Quote 23136

88. These guys took me out on their fishing boat. I don't think I caught anything.

    Season 5 · Episode 1 · Quote 23138

89. I'll smoke with you. I got a bag of cigars in my purse.

    Season 5 · Episode 2 · Quote 23234

90. I'll go. Have you guys ever met Bruce Meyers, the Scranton rep for Hammermill?

    Season 5 · Episode 2 · Quote 23275

91. Well for the past six years I have been sleeping with him in exchange for discounts on our supplies and Outback Steakhouse gift certificates.

    Season 5 · Episode 2 · Quote 23277

92. Exchange of steak. Have you ever had sirloin steak, honey?

    Season 5 · Episode 2 · Quote 23281

93. Liaisons, you mean meet-ups? I don't know, once a month for six years. Something like that.

    Season 5 · Episode 2 · Quote 23288

94. Am I in trouble here or something?

    Season 5 · Episode 2 · Quote 23290

95. Nah, I wouldn't have done it if it wasn't for the discount paper. There's not a lot of fruit in those looms.

    Season 5 · Episode 2 · Quote 23293

96. Well it's funny. Maybe it's a girl thing, but after we did it, and he would give me those coupons, I just felt good about myself. Hey what's going on here? I thought I had immunity?

    Season 5 · Episode 2 · Quote 23296

97. Well... I'm not quitting.

    Season 5 · Episode 2 · Quote 23298

98. Don't sign anything.

    Season 5 · Episode 2 · Quote 23388

99. Am I getting fired?

    Season 5 · Episode 2 · Quote 23392

100. Hey, where is the steak sauce?

     Season 5 · Episode 2 · Quote 23396