Meredith Palmer Quotes from The Office (page 6)

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1. Good-timers follow me.

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2. What?

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3. What?

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4. Princess Ding-Dong, do not hit that bell unless-

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5. Wrong. The answer is dyslexia!

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6. Are you sure?

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7. Whoo! Brought some brain food.

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8. You going tonight, kiddo? Cause I can give you a lift.

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9. It's no problem. You live right near me.

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10. Andy followed you home after the Christmas party.

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11. He wanted to make sure California didn't put it in you.

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12. The main stone's missing.

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13. You guys got to try this pool. No top scum, no band-aids. This thing is choice.

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14. Shut it, Angela.

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15. To madness.

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16. Oh, I'm sorry. When I got here, I put my keys in a bowl.

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17. How could it be boring? You were there for five days. Titillate us.

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18. Toby, shut your hole about the empanadas. Nobody cares about the empanadas.

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19. Wait. Kathy gets to go? Uh, why does she even still work here? Pam is back.

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20. I am...

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21. Hey, can you pick up the pin? Some of us like to work in our bare feet.

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22. You're the closest one to it.

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23. Hey, I was on the can. What's this about a black guy in the office?

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24. Ow.

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25. What the hell, Toby?

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26. Make them kiss me.

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27. My kid didn't have a face tattoo.

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28. I already spent the money.

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29. Tell me about it.

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30. Hey jabroni. Show some class.

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31. Thank you!

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32. I don't want to!

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33. Ouch. That's gotta hurt!

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34. Hey, new Jim, come sit on my face.

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35. Crap. Sorry, Nellie.

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36. Cronkite was hot. If I could go back in time, I'd take that mustache ride.

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37. Cool! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

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38. You better fix this. I already ditched my uterus and I ain't losing any more good parts.

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39. I'm not gonna grow a third arm!

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40. Nice job.

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41. Lose weight.

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42. Oh my!

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43. Dwight, what the hell?

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44. What?

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45. Where you boys stayin? How does it work in the rooms? Do you get a privacy partition?

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46. Cool. Free upper.

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47. Don't dog catch me!

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48. Let me out!

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49. Stop baggin' my head!

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50. Hey, so that good looking single brother of yours? Heard he's on a downward spiral with booze.

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51. Which place? The one right near Philly? I could be there in an hour.

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52. Oh...So..- how are you holding up?

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53. Hey remember that week in the 90's when we got bagels?

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54. He's screwed. They're meeting in less than an hour.

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55. Booo! Weird.

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56. Who was messing with my van?

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57. Sure you don't want to put another coat of primer on that Pam?Queen of the primer, that one.

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58. Sweet.

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59. Oh OOOH!

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60. Boom!

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61. That's cheating.

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62. You? Little Miss Priss? You wouldn't fart on a butterfly.

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63. Yahtzee.

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64. Wow.

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65. We're out there sweating our balls off every day, bustin' our balls. We deserve a Christmas party!

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66. Topless Christmas.

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67. Ugh. What is this stuff, lava?

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68. Weird. Where are the sugar cookies? Where's the karaoke machine?

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69. Belsnickel, I gotta run out early too.

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70. Jeez H. in the morning. Will you stop your nagging already? No wonder Jim left you.

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71. Yes.

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72. Hurry up already.

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73. Hey, what do you want? I know who I am. Nobody's taken Meredith Palmer to the opera to meet the queen.

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74. Yes, Pam what do you want?

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75. Baking a cake, what does it look like I'm doing? Getting rid of the lice.

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76. Oh, can you hold that thought? That's my wax. You know, I think these critters migrated from down south. What were you saying?

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77. Shaboom! How do you like me now!?

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78. Take a picture. It will last longer.

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79. Yeah, yeah, everybody pile on Meredith. But I'm the only one with the balls to show them lice who's boss.

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80. Thanks Pam! I'll take a pack of Nicorette gum and a pack of Kools.

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81. You're getting a bargain. I ain't got no hair no more.

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82. Shave her head. Shave her head!

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83. Yeah yeah, Princess Fancypants let Jane 12-pack over here take the fall.

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84. Just? Just what? Just forgot?

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85. Who's the one who didn't bring lice into the office? Meredith. Sure I gave everybody pink eye once, and my ex keyed a few of their cars, and yeah I BMed in the shredder on New Years. But I didn't bring the lice in. That was all Pam.

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86. Hey, what you doing right now?

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87. Let her stay another hour. Let's go get a beer.

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88. No duh. Let's go. You're buying.

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89. Forget about it.

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90. Right. I got the bartender's phone number when you were in the john. I'm gonna take that freak to bone town before the night is over.

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91. I come...

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92. Hey!

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93. Nothing wrong with being a gentleman. Like my mom used to say, 'Talk classy, act nasty'.

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94. What, is it on backwards?

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95. Always with the friends Oscar. Can't we just enjoy the new espresso machine?

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96. Frickin' A!

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97. Tear up the carpet!

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98. Yeah right. With slammin' bods like that, they ain't playing checkers.

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99. Good night.

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100. Hey, boom guy.

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