Kevin Malone Quotes from The Office (page 10)

Accountant, band frontman, chili enthusiast.

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1. I'm going to enjoy this.

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2. I'm still enjoying it.

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3. Turn the trash. Turn the trash.

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4. No, dear god, no, it's in the trash can. In the kitchen.

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5. What -

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6. Um, tonight is Ghost Whisperer. So, Friday.

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7. Yeah. When we walked in here, we were all prepared to tell you to go to hell.

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8. Yeah!

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9. Oh, I missed you so much.

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10. Yeah!

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11. Waaah!

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12. When a new mom hears a baby cry, her you-know-what's fill up with you-know-what, and then her shirt gets, you know... that would be funny.

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13. Waaaah! Waaaaah! Mommy!

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14. Yeah!

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15. This isn't funny. I don't talk like that.

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16. No. I won't say it.

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17. Angela, this is inappropriate.

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18. Yeah, haha. Tray of cookies. I'm not falling for that.

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19. Man, Darryl, I'm sorry. Happy Birthday.

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20. They're making fun of Cookie Monster. I get that. But in a strange way, it feels like they're making fun of me.

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21. Oscar, did you eat some of my M&M's? The level...

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22. Thank you. It really makes me self-conscious about my voice.

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23. I'm not crying.

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24. Do my hands feel sweaty to you?

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25. Yeah.

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26. Erin, you know, if I had been engaged to anyone before you, I would've told you.

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27. So if you need anything, I'm right over there.

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28. C' is for suspension.

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29. Uh guys, I'm now going to apologize for the mess that we're in because corporate told me to. I just want you to know that I laugh like a crazy person.

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30. Ciao' Right? 'Ciao. I say Ciao because I'm fancy from Tallahassee.'

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31. I made the most brilliant retaliation video. It's awesome.

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32. But Oscar is an accountant, and the Count counts numbers.

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33. But the Count is purple and Oscar wears purple.

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34. Thank you.

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35. Look at that. She's totally flirting with him.

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36. Like that?

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37. Yeah, Michael, here's a trick. Ask her if she wants a mint. If she says 'no,' then she is not interested.

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38. Yeah, now you know how I feel sitting next to those M&M's all day.

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39. Well, why don't you shut up!

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40. I think it's over, man.

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41. Michael, how did it go?

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42. Ooh.

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43. That's hilarious.

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44. Boi-oi-oi-ing

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45. Wow. That is crazy.

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46. Yeah. That's pretty bad.

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47. That is a dangerous game, friendo.

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48. Why not your condo?

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49. No.

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50. Jo, I think that I know what happened.

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51. Well, now I think I might not.

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52. Wait, are they searching all our computers?

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53. No, that's cool. Sometimes... sometimes I run. I'm a runner.

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54. Well, I think that the real question is: Who is the whistleblower?

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55. No, it does not!

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56. Well, what if you're cold?

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57. Wait, soy ice cream? Did you get real ice cream?

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58. Oh, yeah. This'll be easy. So just, like, rearrange the buttons and stuff.

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59. Yeah. Let me take a look at the circus board.

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60. That was awesome!

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61. I know how you got it.

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62. Michael come on. A cold sore is herpes.

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63. I never seen herpes on you.

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64. You have a penis?

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65. Michael, you're at least forty six!

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66. It feels unbelievable!

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67. ...unbelievable.

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68. It feels amazing!

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69. Yes.

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70. Just admit that your baby was a mistake.

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71. You got it! Lance Armstrong's Bike!

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72. Nice.

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73. I could sing it.

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74. But my voice is unique. Like Bob Dylan.

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75. He's like a better-looking Andy.

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76. Yeah.

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77. Oh, nice!

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78. Or the me that stinks.

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79. Sun's in her eyes, tongue full of flies. Would you like to share my paaaaaaad?

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80. Your mama mighta said that bullfrogs are dogs, but I'm here to tell you that I am a frog! Come and sit on my log, you little pollywog.

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81. Croak!

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82. Nice.

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83. Satchel!

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84. The statement that I am making, Oscar, is that I kind of look like Michael Moore.

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85. You own a bar?

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86. I don't think that she would leave Jim for Danny.

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87. I am never gonna forget what Danny did to Pam. I forget nothing. I'm like an elephant in that way.

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88. Yeah, and everyone else is gonna be there. Stanley, Phyllis, Angela, Darryl... Creed's a maybe.

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89. Okay, well then, uh, I mean, maybe we could do it like... next Halloween.

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90. They're really upset about the whole Danny situation.

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91. Yeah, but wait, don't tell them that we said anything to you.

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92. Or you're dead.

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93. Okay.

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94. I am so sorry.

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95. I just thought-

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96. Well, Gabe asked me if there were any really cool Lady Gaga moves that he could do for the catwalk. And so then I tol-[tries not to cry]

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97. I told him that there was this one cool move where she powers down like a robot.

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98. Okay? But I- I am so sorry that I didn't tell you first.

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99. You think that I would let this happen again?! NO WAY JOSE.

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100. you, Gabe!

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